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2019-01-05 at 9 AM UTC in POLL: If you're sitting around in underwear or naked, and you order a pizza...Yeah I've had that shrooms + mirror experience before.
It's a bit much.
It almost made me feel kinda like when you show a chimpanzee or a bonobo ape a mirror - they trip right the fuck out. -
2019-01-05 at 8:58 AM UTC in POLL: If you're sitting around in underwear or naked, and you order a pizza...Oh, and she just came by (pizza delivery gal) and I greeted her in boxers and t-shirt.
It's always the same gal, too. She's has a very cute voice. If I had to describe one distinctive trait about her, it's her abnormally cute voice.
That and she's kinda short/petite.
I double checked my crotch first before opening the door, though, to make sure nothing was hanging out.
I am, afterall, a gentleman.
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2019-01-05 at 8:55 AM UTC in POLL: If you're sitting around in underwear or naked, and you order a pizza...
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2019-01-05 at 8:54 AM UTC in POLL: If you're sitting around in underwear or naked, and you order a pizza...
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2019-01-05 at 8:41 AM UTC in POLL: If you're sitting around in underwear or naked, and you order a pizza...
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2019-01-05 at 8:41 AM UTC in POLL: If you're sitting around in underwear or naked, and you order a pizza...
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2019-01-05 at 8:38 AM UTC in POLL: If you're sitting around in underwear or naked, and you order a pizza...
Originally posted by mmQ F. Hide the stack of boxes of pizza they've delivered you before so they don't see them.
I can relate to this one.
Originally posted by mmQ G. Let the dude into your place
H. Make him upset like a bad bag of weed
This reminds me of this time I was at a friends place (in downtown Vancouver) and we were all drinking on a Friday night, and the next morning, we started drinking again to kinda deal with the hangover and so on (pretty standard practice back in the day), and then my friends would pull the bong out.
One time, a plumber or cable guy or something came by, and he was working on fixing... something... I can't even remember specifically what it was.
And we're shotgunning beers and passing a bong around right next to him.
It just felt a wee bit strange, but of course at the time we didn't give a fuck how it looked. -
2019-01-05 at 8:34 AM UTC in Don't Overly Negate All Loving Dalliances; Take Refuge Under My Penis.Ahh, who am I kidding, all the liquor and benzos and nitrous have rendered me utterly impotent for the night.
Maybe I'll try something different before I fall asleep, like meditation or astral projection. -
2019-01-05 at 8:32 AM UTC in Don't Overly Negate All Loving Dalliances; Take Refuge Under My Penis.
Originally posted by mikeyagain Beware the sack, it's counterproductive, or so I've been told…
I've been told the same thing - but the sack always disagrees.
When sack is at odds with other decision-making parties, the sack often wins through sheer intimidation.
I'll teach it who's boss tonight though.
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2019-01-05 at 8:24 AM UTC in POLL: If you're sitting around in underwear or naked, and you order a pizza...Do you:
A) Put your pants on right away, so that you're ready when they get here.
B) Greet them at the door as you are, not giving a fuck what they see or think.
C) Acknowledge that you should put pants on, but ignore it so you can shitpost on NiS instead.
D) Plant C4 at your front door with a mechanical trigger that goes off when someone rings your door bell, and then hide in the bushes and wait and watch as the pizza delivery person is blown up. -
2019-01-05 at 8:19 AM UTC in I lost my title
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2019-01-05 at 8:12 AM UTC in Don't Overly Negate All Loving Dalliances; Take Refuge Under My Penis.And on that note - I have best be hitting the sack.
I'm drunk, sleep-deprived, tired, and obsessively/compulsively thinking up acronyms.
My bed beckons.
Nobody in it, but it beckons.
And I must abide, lest I be cast out and sent to the couch. -
2019-01-05 at 8:03 AM UTC in Trump == Finally A Great Guy On Top
Originally posted by aldra between pompeiio and bolton, which is the top and which is the bottom?
Honestly, I have no idea who either of them are, I'm just using political buzzwords to stay relevant.
Unless Bolton == Michael Bolton? I know of him.
And there was a chick from the show Grey's Anatomy who's name (the actress, not the character) is something like Pompeiio.
I just like Accurately Conveying Real Original Neologisms, You Might Say. -
2019-01-05 at 7:38 AM UTC in Trump == Finally A Great Guy On TopThis has been an achievement for all all of humanity.
I only hope his successor is just as Great And Yearning. -
2019-01-05 at 7:33 AM UTC in I lost my title
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2019-01-05 at 7:30 AM UTC in I lost my title
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2019-01-05 at 7:15 AM UTC in Make America Sensually Tickle Underage Redheads Beneath A Tall Elm*fap fap fap*
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2019-01-05 at 7:07 AM UTC in Is it sleazy that I constantly hit on girls half my age?
Originally posted by Narc Lol 19 isn't half of 33 tho.
When I was banging that kitty last year I was 44 and she was 22.
Anyway what the fuck does age matter if you're both adults and get on and are attracted? Until you found out her age you dug her, right?
While 19 may not be half of 33, it still makes her a bonafied TEENAGER. It's hard to just ignore that.
But, I mean, yeah, I absolutely dug her. She was great. I miss her all the time, in fact.
But not only is she a literal teenager, but she also lives a couple towns over, so we rarely see each other in person.
But what scares me about it is the slippery slope...
What if I didn't meet her in a liquor store (where I can safely assume she's at least 19 - in Canada at least), but instead met her outside or something? Or what if she had a fake ID?
That's the thing that always kinda makes me a bit uneasy about it all.
Not, like, vehemently opposed to the idea - just kinda put off just a bit. -
2019-01-05 at 7:01 AM UTC in WhipitsHoly fuck... liquor + benzos + whippets ==> woooooo[sup]s[sup]h[sup]![sup]![/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup]
