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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Poor Joe :(

    Can I ask you a weird question?
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh damn!

    It's nothing. It's stupid.

    You know those black shoes? I told you it was stupid.

    I bought this black dress to go with those black shoes, which I forgot to pack.

    I have six other pairs of shoes - two of which are running shoes, in case you're up for a little game later.

    And now I'm doubly screwed because I have two black dresses and no black shoes!

    I know what you're thinking - who cares what color shoes she's wearing?

    But believe me... Women... Notice!
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    We in the police have orders to shoot long-haired niggas first!
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    They call him the sandman because he likes to put people to sleep.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Put brass tacks on your shoes... and know... where... to... kick!
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Joe Banks: 82 years young, has come to this pond for the last 17 years to feed the ducks.

    But last month, Joe made a discovery...

    The ducks... were gone.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I can't stand it when she touches me.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I can see the statue of liberty from here!
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Dream Market is my first deep web buying experience.

    I used to have an online source from the Phillipines, like back in 2007 (before Tor and the "deep web" were really a thing).

    He had everything, too... I got diazepam, oxycodone, ketamine, etc all from him. It was awesome.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Jesus. Only no shows I had were DMT from Canada (no love letter), and a half sheet of acid the week that HANSA market went down. Don't know if either were seized, but I think the acid was a scam. Was a newer vendor who got rave reviews from notable forum members.

    What country do you live in?

    Personally, I live in Canada, so I try to order from Canadian vendors whenever I can - for most popular drugs, there's usually a lot of local vendors.

    But more obscure drugs, especially certain pharmaceutical drugs (like basically any benzo other than alprazolam), or pregabalin, etc - all tend to be pretty hard to find locally.

    Originally posted by DietPiano Is a testament to why I never use lowball vendors whatsoever. Only used him because the main guys were on vacation. I did get crack from a fairly unknown vendor though, bc crack is surprisingly difficult to source on dream.

    I tried buying crack from a Canadian vendor - I ordered a few grams at once, even (a couple hundred bucks or so), because they had really good feedback and a high rating, and were local and everything... I don't know if maybe they were shut down by law enforcement or something, or just decided to do an exit scam, but they sent nothing, and apparently a whole bunch of other potential customers didn't get anything either.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I just started messing with Crouton. I know you don't wanna go back to opis and neither do I, but it's like baby suboxone. Doesn't give me cravings for h, or even for itself really.

    I have kinda considered it, but I also want to be super cautious when it comes to opiates, or even anything that might be kinda similar.

    Not too long ago I had a brutal tooth ache - so bad that I contemplated taking some pliers and just pulling it out (because I couldn't wait 2 days for my next dental appointment). I ended up going to the E.R., thinking of asking them to pull it out. I was even drinking in the E.R. (even though it is only marginally effective as a pain killer).

    Finally, I got to the doctor, and I turned down a codeine (T3) prescription, and asked him if there was anything else that's at least better than OTC tylenol or aspirin. He gave me naproxen (I think - something like that). I can't remember if it made that much of a difference, but by the time it got to that point, I was sufficiently intoxicated (from the alcohol) that I was barely able to tolerate the pain enough to wait 2 more days.

    I mean, yanking a tooth out is pretty drastic. But if it came down to that or taking opiates, I would have pulled the tooth - myself if I had to (like if I was living in the woods or an underground bunker or something).
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You could've had a v8!

  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night :)
    And he gets crabs :(

    That has to be my favorite joke from The Office.

    That, and the always classic, and certainly never over used, "that's what she said!".

    In fact, I'm gonna try to bring it back into style again.

    Every time an opportune spot presents itself, it'll slide right in there. (That's what she said!)
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Also...

    If you have taken a cock, vinnie, you really ought to give it back.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Making babies is gay.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ScarletLetter https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=foreal

    *TOP DEFINITION

    daf =
    dumb as fuck

    *That bitch is daf, fo real.


    OMG LOL WTF? TIL.

    BTW, IMHO, IDGAF TBH.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DAF_Trucks

    What about the Duck Athletic Fund?

    http://www.duckathleticfund.net/
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Stay away from the gaba drugs except gabapentin and lyrica. Seriously man, fucked up the last 5 years of my life beyond my wildest dreams.

    I already know to proceed with caution.

    I've had a nightly drinking habit since ~2004, as well as intermittent benzo prescriptions, and a lot of GHB recently, as well as other non-prescribed benzos.

    You know what's so annoying and ironic?

    I bought some pregabalin/lyrica off of the deep web, and it was seized by customs...

    I've bought ketamine, oxycodone, lots of benzos and other pharmaceuticals, and it always made it across the border.

    I try getting one of the least recreational / most legitimately medical drugs, and it gets seized, not only once, but TWICE. Maybe this vendor was just horrible at stealth.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Mood stabilizer/atypical anticonvulsants are also fine. I'd like to try lithium.

    I had a subscription to lithium many years ago, but also 8mg of clonazepam a day (!!!) and seroquel (I think only at night though - again, this was quite a while ago).

    Because of the combination, I can't really speak to how lithium on it's own affected me. However, for some reason I feel like I remember it being really, really unpleasant for some reason.

    Also, in case you haven't seen it:



    However, it's probably not the best idea to produce it that way - especially when it can't be that hard to get as a prescription (I presume).
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