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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    How many niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb?








    One, racist.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    PSA: Nobody has ever once changed their political position as a result of an Internet debate.

    It's like Syphilis pushing the rock up the hill.

    Everybody in this thread has Syphilis (myself included).
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I mistakenly handled your mom.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat sex with the 53 yr old woman.

    There's your problem right there.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I think it's fly when girls ride by in the summer, in the summer



    Now you got me listening to LFO.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If the chick is attractive enough, though, I'll get a boner anyhow.

    Heck, if all I wanna do is jerk my dick off, I just play with it enough and it'll join in all the fun.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    As a sufferer of both overmasturbation and alcohol abuse...

    I actually don't even know.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm kinda surprised this thread wasn't bumped by CandyRein.

    I mean, that's kinda her thing.

    What relevance does this thread have now, one wonders.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Actually, I guess VPN's are just a single additional layer.

    I should have known that.

    I'm actually way too unparanoid for my own good.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls If you use a VPN and change your location to Thailand for example you can get different and newer movies on Netflix

    I was watching bad boys 3 on it earlier

    But then isn't it slower than a snail trynna mount a caterpillar on the 4th of July?

    I use tor browsers for buying drugs and shit but routing all that traffic through multiple proxies while downloading an entire movie...

    Or maybe I just don't fully comprehend how it works.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by stl1

    I hate country music, even if it's satirical, but I upvoted for the titties.

    I like tits more than I hate country music.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by stl1 Do I hear 20?

    Nah I'm capping it at 15.

    17 when I'm drunk.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I sometimes get aroused when I see a an exceptionally large penis in a porno, but I have no desire to suck on it or anything.

    Maybe I'm like 10% gay.

    15% tops.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I don't watch videos unless there are titties in the thumbnail.

    Someone gimme a TL/DW.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If you start to get the shivers go to the hospital. I had a similar situation a few years ago and ended up with septicemia and nearly losing my toe…all from having a blister that got some evil flesh eating bacteria in it (that also infected the bone).

    Don't look if you are eating.


    Wtf?

    I mean, you did give fair warning and all, but I clicked anyway.

    I might be retarded.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mashlehash nigger that's my neighbor I swear to god. Like forreal

    It is now your duty to go over there and kneel on him.

    Eye for an eye, kneel for a kneel.

    It's biblical.

    It has to be done.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by cigreting excellent movie

    op me wuv u 2 m8

    I can rarely tell what the fuck you're saying.

    Or rather...

    I unno wut ur on about rite now m8.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by cigreting m8 r u secs ofndr registrd

    I've never been convicted of a sex crime but I register anyway because I prefer living my life on hard mode.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz A beaner rode his bike past me today with a beaner flag face cover and said "if you don't stop talking shit about Mexicans you're gonna die bro"

    And the problem is they've been saying it for years but they won't act on it cause they're a bunch of pussies.

    Were you actually talking shit about Mexicans as he rode past?

    Or did he just assume?

    Maybe he's just a Mexican racist.

    I guess this is what happens when two racists cross paths.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Lol what's a Mexilard?
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