Posts by gadzooks

1. 2020-07-30 at 1:49 AM UTC in People that leave dishes to soak and fester
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I soak my balls in the sink right before I blow my wad all over the dishes.
   
   Then I high tail it out of the place before the home owners wake up.
2. 2020-07-30 at 1:45 AM UTC in How old were you the first time you tripped?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I did a bunch of shroomies when I was like 16/17, and McDonalds had this 30 cent burger deal going on.
   
   My friend was driving (not a good idea on hallucinogens, or drugs in general really).
   
   We went through the drive through and somehow buying a dozen burgers was like the most hilarious thing ever to us.
   
   We went to the parking lot and started trying to eat them but I couldn't tell up from down.
   
   I fell down on some grass and my boy tossed me a cigarette (even tho I don't even smoke).
   
   Then we went to the fitness center for some fucking reason and my friend sparks up a cigarette right outside, and his dad walks out of the gym, and it's literally the moment he discovers that his teenage son smokes.
   
   My friend is just like... "I don't know what to do. I'm gonna have to drive you home, then go home myself and deal with this shit."
   
   That kinda ruined the whole night so fucking bad.
   
   I went home and went on MSN Messenger and my high school crush was online so I told her about the whole thing.
   
   Not sure how I would rate it on a 1-10 scale, but it was an experience.
3. 2020-07-24 at 11:48 PM UTC in I've got something that i must tell...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I was 100% convinced this thread was going to be about fucking niggers.
4. 2020-07-24 at 10:09 PM UTC in Fuck Atlanta
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
5. 2020-07-24 at 10:07 PM UTC in Fuck Atlanta
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by gadzooks Ludacris is from Atlanta, tho.
   
   He's kinda one of my favorite rappers.

   
   Actually he's from Illinois.
   
   Why did I think he's from Atlanta?
   
   I dunno but I'm gonna listen to some Ludacris right now.
6. 2020-07-24 at 10:06 PM UTC in Fuck Atlanta
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Ludacris is from Atlanta, tho.
   
   He's kinda one of my favorite rappers.
7. 2020-07-24 at 10:03 PM UTC in B.C. mayor won’t apologize for cutting up Confederate flags at local dollar store
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by A College Professor it's not up to me, but if your cooperative i can put in the good word with the board. the board will make they're decision considering all the facts and then they will do what is best.
   
   do you gonna cooperate?

   
   As long as I'm freed in like 5 to 10 years.
   
   I want to make a thread in 5 to 10 years that I just haven't thought of yet.
8. 2020-07-24 at 9:45 PM UTC in B.C. mayor won’t apologize for cutting up Confederate flags at local dollar store
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by A College Professor there will be no 10th your done bud. mods will deal with this shortly

   
   Am I getting banned?
9. 2020-07-24 at 9:42 PM UTC in B.C. mayor won’t apologize for cutting up Confederate flags at local dollar store
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Also I'm drunk (ninth post).
10. 2020-07-24 at 9:42 PM UTC in B.C. mayor won’t apologize for cutting up Confederate flags at local dollar store
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    8th consecutive post, tbh.
11. 2020-07-24 at 9:41 PM UTC in B.C. mayor won’t apologize for cutting up Confederate flags at local dollar store
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I just like seeing my home land being mentioned on the Internet.
    
    It's kinda fun.
12. 2020-07-24 at 9:40 PM UTC in B.C. mayor won’t apologize for cutting up Confederate flags at local dollar store
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I just posted five times in a row in the same thread.
    
    I'm posting a sixth time just because.
    
    Kinda pushing it to the limit in here.
13. 2020-07-24 at 9:39 PM UTC in B.C. mayor won’t apologize for cutting up Confederate flags at local dollar store
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh, and I'm assuming the mayor compensated the store for the merchandise she destroyed.
    
    If she didn't, she's kind of a cunt, righteous or not.
14. 2020-07-24 at 9:30 PM UTC in B.C. mayor won’t apologize for cutting up Confederate flags at local dollar store
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by rabbitweed Could you imagine a white person immigrating to japan, being elected a mayor, chopping up little miniature imperial war flags at some poor persons store, and then Japanese society cheering him on for taking a stand against racism?
    
    Yeah, me neither.

    
    I can kinda get behind that argument.
    
    But...
    
    You gotta admit that Canada is nowhere near the Confederate southern states.
    
    Tbh, when I see Confederate flags waving on pickup trucks around here, I pretty much just assume they're a bigot and not a historical preservationist.
    
    And yes, they are always pick up trucks.
15. 2020-07-24 at 9:26 PM UTC in B.C. mayor won’t apologize for cutting up Confederate flags at local dollar store
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I had to google where Summerland is.
    
    It's kinda rural.
    
    We've got a lot of racists in rural towns around here.
    
    What I'll never understand is how you can hate blacks when you've never even met one.
16. 2020-07-24 at 9:23 PM UTC in B.C. mayor won’t apologize for cutting up Confederate flags at local dollar store
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Lol at "Mayor Boot" though.
    
    Sounds like some kind of super hero name.
17. 2020-07-24 at 9:16 PM UTC in B.C. mayor won’t apologize for cutting up Confederate flags at local dollar store
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Lol there are like 10 blacks in all of BC.
    
    One was my ex girlfriend.
    
    Another two of them were my friends.
    
    The other 7 I never met.
18. 2020-07-24 at 9:03 PM UTC in Fona 7-24-2020
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    It's kind of a good day for kneeling on toddlers, to be honest.
19. 2020-07-24 at 8:40 PM UTC in OCD anyone here have it?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm officially diagnosed with it and actually on disability for it.
    
    Anyone who thinks it's a trivial condition is low IQ.
20. 2020-07-24 at 8:37 PM UTC in bed divorce
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If I ever get married I'm going to make sure we have two seperate bedrooms because once I blow my load the woman is like a lava carpet and I'm a 10 year old playing lava carpet.