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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I oppose the death penalty and all, but if anyone deserves it it's somebody like that.

    Also, why does his name have two n's?

    No wonder he became a mass murderer. If my parents' appended unnecessary duplicate consonents to my name I'd turn out ornery too.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by street_carp Weedeater
    Bongripper

    Lol these sound like made up band names concocted by a stoner.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal But what is it LIKE to feel like you've turned into an object.
    What makes you think you've turned into a tampon and how does it feel.

    You're really just gonna have to try it yourself and find out.

    It was like 12 years ago that I last did it (there was a store downtown that sold it if you asked for it, but they didn't advertise it), but I'm sure there are places online you can find it.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Lol why do you have the same avi as him it's confusing as fuck.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Having tried just about every drug under the sun, I will say that salvia ranks kinda low overall.

    It's interesting and definitely worth trying at least once.

    But probably only once.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung sex > drugs

    You're just not doing the right drugs.

    The impulse to have sex is stronger.

    The actual experience, though, it can go to either one.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    HandOfZek is now a UN diplomat working in Azerbaijan.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Op is a very sexually confused person of color

    I believe the politically correct term is nigger.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    One time I was in the ER strapped to a bed... Like, literally strapped to a bed. Like Hannibal Lecter... I was all strung out and told them I masturbate every night, so I was gonna do it right then and there.

    I started stroking my cock as best as I could given the (literal) constraints I was facing.

    One of the nurses was just like... "Ok, you can sleep in the holding tank if you're gonna do that."

    Then they put me in the holding tank.

    As it turns out, hospitals have them and not just police stations.

    It was identical to a police station drunk tank, though.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Yo Tech, you ever jerk off any of your patients?

    I'm pretty sure her patients are just getting their pictures taken, so to speak.

    It's kind of an in and out procedure.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by netstat I'm going to use an explosive suicide collar I made with about 200g of ETN so fortunately there will be no time for contemplation after I press the button

    Kinda clever, I'll give you that.

    Post pics of the suicide collar.

    There's literally zero risk of you getting arrested for posting homemade explosives online since you will be dead by the time anyone shows up.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    https://niggasin.space/thread/34286

    I put that together a while back.

    It was only because finny was mass spamming Bill Krozby dogs everywhere and I'm just really not keen on seeing dicks everywhere I go.

    I don't use it anymore though because the problem is gone.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Even though I'm pretty convinced that netstat is not going to off himself, I will leave this quote from a Golden Gate Bridge suicide survivor here...

    "There was a millisecond of free fall. In that instant, I thought, what have I just done? I don't want to die. God, please save me."
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Is it true that everybody into Nascar has a mullet?
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting What was that suicide forum called again? Planned exit or sanctioned exit or something?

    I can't remember the name but I know the one you're talking about.

    The fucked up thing is that we shame people for wanting to terminate something that they are not enjoying.

    I'm guilty myself of trying to talk people out of killing themselves. But, to be honest, it's kind of irrational.

    People should be allowed to dictate their own fate, including life or death.

    That being said, 99.9% of problems are temporary or fixable in some way.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If you kill yourself tonight, you can't do it on July 31st.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Is that so?

    https://niggasin.space/thread/50179
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    off fuck
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat I got caught shoplifting once her ein poland already and once in california yrs ago when i was like 23.

    I'm no career counsellor but I have a feeling this isn't exactly your calling.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Va te faire foutre.
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