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2020-08-21 at 5:35 AM UTC in Are threads created by Grylls any good?Hit or miss.
And by that, I mean, the cum either hits the black chick's face/pussy/ass or it doesn't.
That's about the gist of it.
There seems to be an indisputable pattern lately, Grylls.
Expand your horizons a bit...
Where's a cum-covered Chinese chick's face? -
2020-08-21 at 5:22 AM UTC in That warm rain smellCurrently in the thick of it.
It's kind of a unique sensation.
It's 10:22PM, bit still hot as fuck.
So this slight drizzle comes with its own smell.
Wut u fink, folks? -
2020-08-21 at 5:15 AM UTC in Anyone wanna phone bone?
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2020-08-21 at 4:53 AM UTC in Anyone wanna phone bone?
Originally posted by Grylls Nigga please stay away from heroin ๐ก
But nah Iโve never used a sex line, bitches are too easy if you know what youโre doing
It was 8 years ago. I've been opiate clean for the last 5.
And about the "why"...
I've come to realize over the years that paying for sex is mostly about convenience.
I have a HARD rule against paying for sex (or services of a similar variety, potentially including aural sex over long distance wife transmission).
But I have come damn close to paying directly simply because the offer's on the table and there's not a non-thot in sight. -
2020-08-21 at 4:49 AM UTC in Can you hack into online classrooms (zoom rooms?)Anyone remember the Jerky Boys?
This kind of thing used to be high(ish) comedy.
But now every barely pubescent motherfucker has a smart phone on their hip.
Times they are a changing.
If I were a teenager in today's climate, I legit wonder if I'd pull some stupid shit like this myself. -
2020-08-21 at 4:40 AM UTC in Can you hack into online classrooms (zoom rooms?)Sex and/or violence stuff is kinda messed up if these are high school zoom rooms.
If it's college classes, you're a nuisance, but not quite sociopath tier.
Choose wisely. -
2020-08-21 at 4:33 AM UTC in Anyone wanna phone bone?I have called a sex hotline ONCE in my lifetime.
It was like 8 years ago.
This chick I was kinda sorta dating left town to visit her ex boyfriend, and I kind of assumed they were just going to end up patching things up since they had just broken up.
I was drunk and prolly on heroin and benzos too (given the timeline, it's a high probability).
I kept asking her if it's wrong that I'm calling a phone sex line when I'm kinda sorta seeing someone.
She just kept trying to redirect things right back to business.
In retrospect, she was probably twice my age and about thrice my weight, but I got off all the same.
Imagination plays a major role. -
2020-08-01 at 1:30 AM UTC in A poem for Lanny
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2020-07-31 at 11:58 PM UTC in ORACLE considers Bill Krozby to be a forum adversary...
Originally posted by WellHung But i adore you, Zookers. You're a very desirable poster, and, when you return, you give this place a boost.๐๐โ
Remember when we had a rivalry like a year ago?
But anyway, I like you now.
Maybe not as much when you're calling black members around here niggers.
But overall I think you're alright. -
2020-07-31 at 11:50 PM UTC in ORACLE considers Bill Krozby to be a forum adversary...Everybody hates everybody else on here.
We're like a giant dysfunctional family. -
2020-07-31 at 11:43 PM UTC in Im pressing charges on HellaDamnFuckedUp
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy So actually if you guys decide to act like fools and manage to get me fired you will actually be turning HellaDamn"MyNewBitch" into an actual slave as he will be force to pay me for lost wages by working his own ass off for a change.
Have fun feeding your dumbass kids while your supporting my victim ass.
Order!
Order in the court!
*bangs gavel*
Today we have "toothless trailer faggit versus outstanding citizen with teeth Fona :)"
(BTW it's Judge Judy)
Someone else finish this plz.
Your honor, I am gadzooks, defense counsel for the accused.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I must plead with you that my client is merely a victim of circumstance.
You see... He was abused as a child, and the only way he can regain any sense of control over his life is by doxxing people on the Internet.
I'm not asking that you morally accept what he has done.
I merely ask that you take a moment to walk in my client's shoes.
Prosecution will try to argue that my client is an evil man. They may even try to convince you that he is a serial doxxer.
This, however, was a crime of passion.
It was a single, insular incident.
He is repentant and only wants to get on with his life and try to become a better person.
I only ask that you take mercy on him.
You may think him a monster, but there is more to him than being a doxxer.
He also operates a website that, try as he might, can attract zero users.
Imagine what that must be like.
I contend that each and every last one of you fine upstanding dozen would fall prey to similar impulses were you in his situation.
The defense rests. -
2020-07-31 at 11:33 PM UTC in Poem for tee heeI guess again and end rhyme.
I may have spoken too soon.
At least this thread isn't another nude pic of a "sheboon". -
2020-07-31 at 11:32 PM UTC in Poem for tee heeIt's neither haiku nor Limerick.
And it doesn't rhyme.
To call it poetry...
It's almost a crime. -
2020-07-31 at 10:42 PM UTC in Only 99 Days Until Trump Gets Pink SlippedDon't American presidents consistently cycle between Republicans and Democrats?
You guys are just gonna get Trump 2.0 in 4-8 years. -
2020-07-31 at 9:56 PM UTC in What do you guys think of this sketch I just drew of woriot?How long did it take you to finish the shading on her upper lip?
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2020-07-31 at 9:54 PM UTC in wimmens with tattoos
Originally posted by Bill Krozby No offense bro but you have really bizzare standards.. like if hillary clinton had no tattoos and you just chalk it up to pussy is pussy.. would you fuck her?
Lol I didn't mean like... "Every hole's a goal."
More like if the chick is hot in every other respect, the tattoos and whatnot can be tolerated. -
2020-07-31 at 9:42 PM UTC in wimmens with tattoosI have a general aesthetic preference for zero tattoos and as few piercings as possible, but at the end of the day, pussy's pussy.
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2020-07-31 at 12:59 PM UTC in I have a Confession :
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i found this to be extremely hot and erotic :
https://twitter.com/ts11525750/status/1236937738772856833
and no, theres nothing gay about it.
what do you think star treck ?
I got kinda aroused when she started slapping him.
That's my fetish.
I'm not a big fan of her having a dick and all, but I won't judge because I've clearly got my own thing that others might find weird. -
2020-07-31 at 12:44 PM UTC in Top 5 lolicore bands
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal 1 - Lolishit
2 - Akamushi
3 - Goreshit
4 - Ganz Schmutzit
5 - Lolis on Datura
There is no way I'm googling even one of these band names, but I am still completely certain there is no such as thing as lolicore.
Somebody who isn't Hikki, confirm that lolicore is a thing. -
2020-07-31 at 12:33 PM UTC in Has anyone here ever tried datura?I've tried just about every drug there is, but I have no interest whatsoever in deliriants.
Listen to Casper and trippymindfuk.
I've never heard of somebody taking them and not entirely regretting the experience afterward.
