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The reason I chose infinityshock to do a word cloud for is not because I like or respect him in any way whatsoever...
I just wanted to show how ridiculous his posting style is.
2019-03-13 at 6:15 AM UTC
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I'm drunk tho so idgaf.
Gotta archive that shit come hell or high water.
2019-03-13 at 6:14 AM UTC
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A quick lesson for anyone out there who yearns to learn the delicate art of coding...
That is what we call INCREDIBLY NON-OPTIMIZED.
Storing entire retarded threads in RAM...
smdh.
2019-03-13 at 6:11 AM UTC
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ROFL the first Retarded Thread has so many pages (420 interestingly enough) that I thought my script was frozen or broken or something... It's just storing 420 pages of retarded thread posts in memory before it can write the files...
Damn.
2019-03-13 at 5:19 AM UTC
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And my fucking crawl bot ALTemio has threads set to only 10 posts per thread or some shit.
2019-03-13 at 5:17 AM UTC
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This is seriously some next level idiocy. FUCK FUCK FUCK. How could I have fucked it up this bad?
I was originally going to download each post, but that would necessitate downloading some threads like 100 times (way inefficient).
But, damn, this is like the dumbest thing I've done in a while.
2019-03-13 at 5:15 AM UTC
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OMG I'm literally retarded...
My script only downloaded the first page of each thread.
x 1,000,000.
2019-03-13 at 5:14 AM UTC
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OH YEAH... thread data analytics... I keep getting distracted... gimme about... 5 minutes.
2019-03-13 at 5:13 AM UTC
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It's pronounced "worst Cheshire cat stirs shit up and is for hire".
2019-03-13 at 5:10 AM UTC
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I wanna do something fun with this thread...
Someone gimme an idea for something to analyze in this thread...
I know! I'll determine the top 10 most frequent posters in this particular thread.
Hold up, brb.
2019-03-13 at 5:08 AM UTC
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Others include:
* Occasion.
* Tomorrow.
There are a bunch of others but booze kickin in hard right about now and I can't remember which words I can't remember how to spell.
Wait, wut...?
2019-03-13 at 5:06 AM UTC
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And the irony of ironies is that "misspell" is one of them.