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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Exspecially

    Irregardless

    Anyways

    Those are my others

    I actually have a short list of words that I ALWAYS misspell...
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Obbe

    How have I, after all this time, never seen this pic until now...?
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Shrooms Could you make like a graph or something that represents images so that we can see how many Kroc pics are actually on this website

    Cock analysts are in pretty high demand these days.

    We'd need to pool together at least six figures to hire one on a permanent basis.

    For temporary contract work, we're looking at even more money.
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  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Really makes ya think, eh?

    Yeah, it certainly makes me think... about the fact that you just put in effort to actually calculate precisely how many pictures of a man's penis are circulating on this forum.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Jesus fuck that's up there on my list of spelling errors that piss me off.

    I defiantly agree.

    LOL
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I see you insert a null color tag in between the characters of the filtered word.

    Only truly evolved niggas can pull that off.

  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    At my last job, I remember once the topic of underwear came up... I had no idea that some dudes really splurge on underwear.

    One of my coworkers said he exclusively wears some brand that's like $50-$100 apiece.

    Apparently they're comfortable as fuck, though.

    I wish I remembered the brand.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Just the other day I ordered five packs of five boxer shorts (Fruit of the Loom).

    Now I only have to do laundry like once a month.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ok. Don't let me loose my business.

    *lose
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER About to take my methadone. Might cheat And only take half the dose bc I hate feeling so zonked out. Feel like working out, but I did arms yesterday, and I don't have anything to do legs/cardio. Reading up on guidelines for visitation to Tehatchapee Correctional.

    I don't think I've ever heard of someone considering taking LESS than their prescribed dose as cheating.

    When I was on methadone, my "cheating" was going through 3 days worth of carrys all at once, then going through mega withdrawal for at least a day and a half.

    How long have you been on methadone? What dose are you on?

    (That is, if you want to divulge that... I suppose it might be kind of a personal question).
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung Delivering a package.

    Wow, for some reason this post instantly reminded me of something I haven't even thought of in decades...

  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Having 4:20@ 11:13 ❤️

    Like they say... It's 5 o'clock 4:20 somewhere.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III ive been contemplating killing myself for a good while now but today i was feeling particularly anxious/hateful so i decided to go buy some curry from this thai place by my house and when i went in the cashier girl was super cute and was listening to shinigami so i thought maybe if i'm not so high sometime in the future i can come back and try to chill with her. i just want a girl i can chill with..i don't even care about sex. i just miss that feeling of being with someone and not having them be resentful and hateful towards you. that innocent affection and the thing that i REALLY want…the peace of mind that comes with it

    Man, straight up...



    On the somewhat rare occasion that I end up with a woman over at my place (or I at hers, or we're just chilling somewhere together in private), I find myself trying to find a way to not have sex. I want to spent quality time with a gal. Do (non-sexual) things together that we both find fun, go out and frolic around town, etc.

    But it always ends up turning out sexual.

    I bet half the women I've slept with think I'm gay or something.

    And now, it's been a full year since I've had any intimacy whatsoever with a woman.

    And I just end up drinking and/or taking drugs as a substitute.

  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You all have a moral obligation to click this link.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III not a typo…i like you though gadzooks, ur cool, you give me hope for the future

    *fist bump*
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    hydro, you sound exactly like a close friend of mine.

    I knew the kid since the first grade, and we used to hang out all the time. We started smoking weed at around the same time. Same with drinking. I first did coke with him, and crack too if I recall correctly. We also both did heroin together for our first times.

    Fast forward ~15 years later and he's just absolutely dug himself right into a gigantic pit. He has a daily IV meth and heroin habit (speedballing every day). He now steals cars to support his addiction.

    Not too long ago, he OD'd on heroin and the gal he was with at the time called 911 and helped rescusitate him.

    My friend ended up hating her for it...

    For saving his life...

    Man, it's fucking tragic to see someone you've known for so long and had so many memories with get to that point where it's fix after fix or death. No alternative options on the table. Heck, they ain't even in the kitchen. Just absolutely unfathomable.

    I got close to that point actually. I can be quoted as having said "I'd rather be dead than not be on opiates" on numerous occasions.

    It sucks, and I feel so helpless as I watch him continue to descend deeper into that pit.

    The farther you fall into it, the harder it is to climb your way out.

    But, it's always possible. It might be hard, but it's never impossible.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah I dont know. Whatever happened to a good old fashioned ass whoopin; gettin your shoes, coat and your hat tooken?

    Well, I now have to put that song on.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah but the usual length of one of your posts equals the length of like 5 normal shitty one liners, at least. You have to consider that part too.

    That reminds me...

    One of the things I wanted to analyze now that I have archived the entire NiS site, is post length to post count ratios.

    Also, mmQ, I should be able to have your word cloud ready pretty soon.

    I'm just parsing the files I've already downloaded into raw post data.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Honestly, the whole meeting people to date online thing is kinda foreign to me.

    I prefer the serendipitous romance of a spontaneous encounter.

    You see someone IRL, and, as you exchange glances, your eyes meet and sort of just lock for a few seconds (although it feels like much longer). Then you go on a spontaneous improvised date right then and there. Sparks start flying... Romance is in the air.

    Whatever happened to good old-fashioned romance?

    😞
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