Random Thoughts

1. 2019-03-13 at 5:13 AM UTC

   #5641
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I was gonna make the same joke.
2. 2019-03-13 at 5:14 AM UTC

   #5642
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   OH YEAH... thread data analytics... I keep getting distracted... gimme about... 5 minutes.
3. 2019-03-13 at 5:14 AM UTC

   #5643
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   For real it's pronounced 'worst' 'er 'shy' 'er'.
4. 2019-03-13 at 5:14 AM UTC

   #5644
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by gadzooks OH YEAH… thread data analytics… I keep getting distracted… gimme about… 5 minutes.

   
   Take a huge RIP of crack maybe that'll help you focus
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   • gadzooks
5. 2019-03-13 at 5:15 AM UTC

   #5645
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Legend has it that nobody actually knows how to pronounce it correctly. ,)

   
   It’s pronounced wurstershire, aduh.
   
   Also, what happened to your other eyeball?
6. 2019-03-13 at 5:15 AM UTC

   #5646
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   OMG I'm literally retarded...
   
   My script only downloaded the first page of each thread.
   
   x 1,000,000.
7. 2019-03-13 at 5:16 AM UTC

   #5647
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Oh ok everybody fuck off with their rapid fire ADD drunk posting.
8. 2019-03-13 at 5:17 AM UTC

   #5648
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
   
   This is seriously some next level idiocy. FUCK FUCK FUCK. How could I have fucked it up this bad?
   
   I was originally going to download each post, but that would necessitate downloading some threads like 100 times (way inefficient).
   
   But, damn, this is like the dumbest thing I've done in a while.
   
   
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   • mmQ
9. 2019-03-13 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #5649
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   And my fucking crawl bot ALTemio has threads set to only 10 posts per thread or some shit.
10. 2019-03-13 at 5:20 AM UTC

    #5650
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ohfralala It’s pronounced wurstershire, aduh.
    
    Also, what happened to your other eyeball?

    
    If it was up your ass, nevermind.
11. 2019-03-13 at 5:22 AM UTC

    #5651
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ If it was up your ass, nevermind.

    
    Ah Christ I hate when you say things my Dad says.
    
    But side note: found your eyeball.
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    • mmQ
12. 2019-03-13 at 5:48 AM UTC

    #5652
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I meant to misspell LOSE u fuckheads j chiet what's ur problem
    .
13. 2019-03-13 at 5:50 AM UTC

    #5653
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by DontTellEm I meant to misspell LOSE u fuckheads j chiet what's ur problem
    .

    
    The joke is over m8.
14. 2019-03-13 at 5:51 AM UTC

    #5654
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Oh.
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    • CandyRein
15. 2019-03-13 at 5:55 AM UTC

    #5655
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    OMG I GOT IT TO WORK ALREADY... Currently downloading all the pages past the first for each thread...
    
    
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    • mmQ
16. 2019-03-13 at 5:55 AM UTC

    #5656
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Oh.

    
    
    
    You were supposed to say, "its obviously not over cuz your face still exists"
17. 2019-03-13 at 5:56 AM UTC

    #5657
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Don't tell me what I'm supposed to do
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    • CandyRein
18. 2019-03-13 at 6:01 AM UTC

    #5658
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Shut up
19. 2019-03-13 at 6:11 AM UTC

    #5659
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    ROFL the first Retarded Thread has so many pages (420 interestingly enough) that I thought my script was frozen or broken or something... It's just storing 420 pages of retarded thread posts in memory before it can write the files...
    
    Damn.
20. 2019-03-13 at 6:14 AM UTC

    #5660
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    A quick lesson for anyone out there who yearns to learn the delicate art of coding...
    
    That is what we call INCREDIBLY NON-OPTIMIZED.
    
    Storing entire retarded threads in RAM...
    
    smdh.