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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I'm trying to find a pic of a girl that looks like her so I can jerk it and pass the fuck put.

    This is the best query string I could come up with…

    black hair freckles jean shorts mid 20s kinda unhinged

    It brings up Katy Perry.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm trying to find a pic of a girl that looks like her so I can jerk it and pass the fuck put.

    This is the best query string I could come up with...

    black hair freckles jean shorts mid 20s kinda unhinged
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I also shared some whippets with her.

    It was her first time huffing the gas so it was kind of cute to watch.

    She definitely liked it.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by aldra is it even possible to bang on DMT

    It's actually incredibly short lived when smoked.

    I have an inkling that it wasn't the most potent shit ever, but it did have a noticeable effect for like 10 minutes.

    I always expected it to be exponentially more intense though.

    Probably kind of a weak batch I'd wager.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Right. Who bought the meth?

    I lent my boy $50 to get some.

    Home girl brought her own DMT.

    It was like a drug pot luck.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby But the real kicker is, how can you smoke your drugs with a chicken and not get laid? Something's not adding up here

    She actually got me high.

    But yeah, I failed with this particular chicken.

    I lost out on all those herbs and spices.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And shit, I don't think this chick is coming back...

    Should I care about my pliers and screw driver?

    They're worth like $10 combined, tops.

    Still tho, there's a principle at play.

    This chick thinks she can just walk off with my pliers and screw driver with impunity?

    What if word gets around town that I lend my tools to pretty girls.. it'll be open season.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bugz go to church, find a nice cutie to settle down with

    Thanked, because I know you mean well...

    But church...?

    Of all the places to find a broad...

    Then again, you might be on to something...

    Get me a God-fearing Christian type and just live within our own little world... Start attending mass on Sundays and participating in bake sales to spread the word of Christ...

    I could almost get behind that kind of life.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    www.nevergetoveryou

  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby But thats what he's into he's like 36 years old and I honestly think he gets off on being a cuck, he's a good guy, but he'll tell you about what thinks of while he bites his lip and closes his eyes. Peple have given him advice but He's a true to lifer..

    While I do sometimes jerk off to cuckoldry fantasies, it's just some mental shit to bust a quick nut.

    I can spit some game from time to time but right now I'm kind of fat, unemployed, and perpetually drunk.

    My confidence levels are zero.

    But I do work on it.

    I've been working out lately and networking for my career and shit.

    I'm not entirely hopeless.

    But yeah, I wouldn't even do myself right now.

    I have to slip myself roofies just to masturbate.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm She is just a girl, ur just a boy.

    Can I make it anymore obvious?

  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Overwhelming Dong.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Obvious Demigod.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oversized Dick.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bugz love triangle thing. triangles seem to be a thing on NIS

    Oh they aren't even the ones together.

    It's absolutely bonkers, actually...

    This one friend of mine has all these attractive women friends and there's no earthly explanation for why.

    He's a decent guy but he's no Brad Pitt. It kind of defies all rhyme and reason.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Yeah he kinda is thread stalking.

    My anti-rattox impulse is in conflict with my anti-thread-stalking impulse.

    This is some Sophie's Choice tier shit.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bugz rat him out. ratatatTat

    click the report thingy. top right.

    The rattex button.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I honestly don't even know if I could do her right now. I've got some speed shrinkage going on right now.

    But I honestly wouldn't mind her coming back just to hang out for a bit.

    She's just pleasant to look at.

    When my friend was like "yo, you mind if this lady friend comes by here?", I just did not expect her to be so purdy.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by aldra zopiclone? I find that usually makes things worse in a hilarious way

    Lol I actually have some zopiclone as well, but I just meant like an "undo" pill in the more general sense.

    I might take half a zopiclone (3.75mg) and half a clonazepam (1mg).

    And chug like four cans of hard cider.

    If I don't get a text from that broad within the next 45 minutes Imma do them shits.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I might end up taking some Ctrl-Z pills.

    I've got some benzos so I can knock my ass out if need be.

    I just don't wanna pass out and then get a text from homegirl in the jean shorts and totally miss out.
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