Posts by gadzooks

1. 2020-09-18 at 9:02 PM UTC in wariat=polish travis bickle
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Bugz this was about the humor of banging a stepmom. you're not suppose to have these feelings in real life. What are you, Bill from Bill and Ted?

   
   Believe it or not, but I have actually never seen Bill & Ted.
   
   I know they were some classic movie of my time, but I missed out.
   
   All I know about them is that Keanu Reeves got his acting start in them, and that they travel through time in a phone booth or some such thing.
2. 2020-09-18 at 8:34 PM UTC in wariat=polish travis bickle
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I literally used to jerk it about one step mom I had.
   
   She had kind of a phat ass so when she'd come to turn the light off in my bedroom and say goodnight, I'd start viciously petting the pee stick while she walked down the hall.
   
   I'd literally cum in under 30 seconds.
   
   Ah, that adolescent vigor... Where does it all go?
3. 2020-09-18 at 8:27 PM UTC in You retards know nothing about being mixed race
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal You don't know jack shit about Asian characteristics you stupid fuck.
   I have high cheek bones and almond eyes.
   If you knew jack shit about Asian people you'd recognize that, but no you're a white moron with no experience being around Asians.
   
   As for my father, my mom had a biological test done he is my biological father so fuck you.
   During one of our conversations we talked about my grandparents, my grandmother is a European woman from Austria and my grandfather is an Asian man from China.
   
   So go fuck yourself

   
   Wait, then you're not even Eurasian...
   
   You're half European, half Asian.
   
   Not the same thing.
   
   Eurasians are from like Kazhakstan or some shit.
4. 2020-09-18 at 8:23 PM UTC in Why do people hate Donald Trump so much?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Also, he's orange.
   
   It's a lifestyle choice that I just don't particularly agree with.
5. 2020-09-18 at 8:21 PM UTC in Why do people hate Donald Trump so much?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Instead of addressing national tragedies with real solutions, he just copies and pastes that twats and pears template on Twitter.
   
   There's just one reason right there that he's an absolute dong gobbler of a president.
6. 2020-09-18 at 7:56 PM UTC in Joe biden is such a dominated assclown
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I'm more into Joe Budden's platform.
   
   
   
   When asked about what he plans to do for the economy, he simply responded with...
   
   "Pump, pump it up!"
7. 2020-09-18 at 7:31 PM UTC in Justin Trudeau is a bitch nigga
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker

   Originally posted by BummyMofo

   
   He must have bought waterproof eyebrow glue.

   
   He actually just got maced for grabbing Hilary Clinton's ass at a cocktail party.
8. 2020-09-18 at 7:16 PM UTC in wimmens with tattoos
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
9. 2020-09-18 at 7:04 PM UTC in I just bought a remote activated buttplug from lovehoney.com
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls I just made that up but I guess you probably can get them

   
   I googled it myself, just to be sure.
   
   They are, in fact, a thing.
   
   Actually, I already knew of IoT dildos, so it wasn't that far fetched.
10. 2020-09-18 at 6:57 PM UTC in I just bought a remote activated buttplug from lovehoney.com
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Today I learned that there are remote control butt plugs.
    
    I may be unemployed right now, but at least I'm learning new things every day.
11. 2020-09-18 at 6:47 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by trippymindfuk RIP Dad❤
    

    
    Holy shit this one takes me back.
    
    What a fucking track.
    
    You know it's fucked up when the explicit version even has a couple parts censored.
12. 2020-09-18 at 6:37 PM UTC in How many countries have you been to?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls Loser
    
    I've been to google earth

    
    Well played.
13. 2020-09-18 at 6:31 PM UTC in How many countries have you been to?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls But you listed france, belgium and netherlands which are all part of that europe shit nigga !
    
    Im gonna let you off because your avi is fabulous

    
    Let's just change the question to "how many Earths have you been to?"
    
    I'll start...
    
    I've been to one.
14. 2020-09-18 at 6:04 PM UTC in wariat=polish travis bickle
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Bugz and watched milf Stepmom molesque

    
    Snail porn is the shit.
15. 2020-09-18 at 6:02 PM UTC in wariat=polish travis bickle
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Step mom porn == boner.
    
    Biological mom porn == kill my cell phone with fire.
16. 2020-09-18 at 6:01 PM UTC in wariat=polish travis bickle
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    One of these days he's going to get organizized.
17. 2020-09-18 at 5:57 PM UTC in How many countries have you been to?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls UK isn't a country bro

    
    Well I wasn't about to list Britain, Wales, Isle of Man and all that shit.
    
    UK is much shorter.
    
    I shouldn't have even mentioned Scotland separately.
    
    You all get two letters and that's it.
18. 2020-09-18 at 4:46 PM UTC in QAnon Are Quazy Motherfuckers
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Meikai I'm going to laugh when your 200 IQ fivehead ass gets dragged to the FEMA camps by the liserd illuminati to get a vaccine that gives your children autism and implants an RFID tracker into you to bring about the abolishment of paper currency and borders. I bet you think the satanic NASA globe model is real (NASA is HEBREW for DECEPTION) and a bunch of Saudis did 9/11 and their passports miraculously survived the crash and also that tower 7 collapsing is totally non-suspicious.

    
    Close.
    
    Aliens did 9/11.
    
    Saudis converted the Aliens to Islam, though.
19. 2020-09-18 at 4:43 PM UTC in Justin Trudeau is a bitch nigga
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    He's a brilliant strategist.
    
    He plays the sensitive nu-male feminist type and he catches all kinds of votes from the "progressive" crowd.
    
    50 digit IQ.
20. 2020-09-18 at 4:33 PM UTC in How many countries have you been to?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Canada.
    USA.
    
    UK.
    Scotland.
    Probably Ireland too, but I was like 6 so I can't remember for sure.
    France.
    Belgium.
    Prolly the Netherlands too.
    
    All the European countries were when I was like 6 so I remember virtually none of it.