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2020-09-18 at 11:24 PM UTC in Ladies of NiS... What exact sequence of words would unlock your pussy instantly?Your period is red.
My Kool-Aid is blue.
Your twat juice is clear.
Let me cum inside you. -
2020-09-18 at 11:22 PM UTC in Ladies of NiS... What exact sequence of words would unlock your pussy instantly?Republicans are red.
Democrats are blue.
Trump is orange.
Suck my dick slut. -
2020-09-18 at 11:20 PM UTC in Ladies of NiS... What exact sequence of words would unlock your pussy instantly?Roses are red.
My balls are blue.
Suck me right dry.
Then I might suck you too. -
2020-09-18 at 11:16 PM UTC in Ladies of NiS... What exact sequence of words would unlock your pussy instantly?Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Your hole looks real swell.
Let me slide it in you. -
2020-09-18 at 11:15 PM UTC in Ladies of NiS... What exact sequence of words would unlock your pussy instantly?
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2020-09-18 at 10:52 PM UTC in The O'Relly Rule for Wario n Hikki
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2020-09-18 at 10:39 PM UTC in QAnon Are Quazy MotherfuckersInb4 Spectral posts the long lost of Democrat deviants...
Both posts will just cancel each other out.
I don't know why you two keep doing this.
Stick to the issues. -
2020-09-18 at 10:20 PM UTC in Ladies of NiS... What exact sequence of words would unlock your pussy instantly?I'm thinking of texting this girl that was over last night, and I want the cheat codes to just instantly access her secret room.
There has to be a set of words that, strung together and recited with a certain degree of elegance, will inevitably result in your hole getting wet and eager to receive.
There's gotta be like a A-A-B-B-Up-Down-Left-Right kind of sequence that accomplishes all this.
Plz gimme ur cheat codes girls. I promise I won't use them for anything nefarious. -
2020-09-18 at 9:52 PM UTC in wimmens with tattoos
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2020-09-18 at 9:50 PM UTC in wimmens with tattoos
Originally posted by gadzooks
Holy shit I just realized that this isn't a "typo" but actually a somewhat clever attempt at political commentary...
It's a fetus, and the Supreme Court (i.e. "Judges") are exerting their powers over the pregnant woman much like a God might.
So she's saying that only a Judge can exert the power of a God over her...
It's still a stupid fucking tattoo and I'd only fuck a chick rocking such a tattoo if I'm drunk, wearing a condom, and have only given her a fake name and no other identifying information. -
2020-09-18 at 9:37 PM UTC in Why do people hate Donald Trump so much?Washington had a few African sisters in his entourage, as everyone knows, but what most people don't know is that he was bi and had a bit of a buck fetish.
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2020-09-18 at 9:34 PM UTC in Why do people hate Donald Trump so much?Taft liked the BBWs.
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2020-09-18 at 9:33 PM UTC in Why do people hate Donald Trump so much?Roosevelt was all about getting lap dances.
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2020-09-18 at 9:32 PM UTC in Why do people hate Donald Trump so much?Lincoln was into licking black butt.
Mary Todd was the one who got him into it in the first place. -
2020-09-18 at 9:31 PM UTC in Why do people hate Donald Trump so much?Eisenhower was exclusively into anal.
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2020-09-18 at 9:25 PM UTC in Why do people hate Donald Trump so much?Let's talk about the sex lives of the American presidents...
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2020-09-18 at 9:24 PM UTC in Why do people hate Donald Trump so much?JFK was a straight up player.
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2020-09-18 at 9:24 PM UTC in Why do people hate Donald Trump so much?I bet she does.
Liberal chicks are absolute champs at sucking dick.
But then why did slick Willy have to stray about in the Oval office?
I bet the Reagan's, Bush's (Sr.), And Bush's (Jr.), fucked missionary once a week, and cowgirl on their anniversaries just to spice things up. -
2020-09-18 at 9:20 PM UTC in Why do people hate Donald Trump so much?I wonder if Michelle Obama swallows presidential loads...
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2020-09-18 at 9:17 PM UTC in Why do people hate Donald Trump so much?
