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Just smoked some meth and DMT with this cutie and I want her to come back

  1. #21
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And shit, I don't think this chick is coming back...

    Should I care about my pliers and screw driver?

    They're worth like $10 combined, tops.

    Still tho, there's a principle at play.

    This chick thinks she can just walk off with my pliers and screw driver with impunity?

    What if word gets around town that I lend my tools to pretty girls.. it'll be open season.
  2. #22
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks Thanked, because I know you mean well…

    But church…?

    Of all the places to find a broad…

    Then again, you might be on to something…

    Get me a God-fearing Christian type and just live within our own little world… Start attending mass on Sundays and participating in bake sales to spread the word of Christ…

    I could almost get behind that kind of life.

    If you're not that type it will never work 😜 i believe in god but most church girls I tend to have nothing in common with

    But the real kicker is, how can you smoke your drugs with a chicken and not get laid? Something's not adding up here
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  3. #23
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Godspeed.

  4. #24
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Right. Who bought the meth?
  5. #25
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby But the real kicker is, how can you smoke your drugs with a chicken and not get laid? Something's not adding up here

    She actually got me high.

    But yeah, I failed with this particular chicken.

    I lost out on all those herbs and spices.
  6. #26
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Right. Who bought the meth?

    I lent my boy $50 to get some.

    Home girl brought her own DMT.

    It was like a drug pot luck.
  7. #27
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby But the real kicker is, how can you smoke your drugs with a chicken and not get laid? Something's not adding up here

    is it even possible to bang on DMT
  8. #28
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by aldra is it even possible to bang on DMT

    It's actually incredibly short lived when smoked.

    I have an inkling that it wasn't the most potent shit ever, but it did have a noticeable effect for like 10 minutes.

    I always expected it to be exponentially more intense though.

    Probably kind of a weak batch I'd wager.
  9. #29
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I also shared some whippets with her.

    It was her first time huffing the gas so it was kind of cute to watch.

    She definitely liked it.
  10. #30
    zookie is a pretty cool guy, eh gets blue balled from random drug bitches and doesn't afraid of anything.
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  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Right. Who bought the meth?

    It doesn't matter
  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra is it even possible to bang on DMT

    Idk never done it but im sure you could afterwards
  13. #33
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    if my experience is any indicator, she asked for your number bc youre “a real nice guy” and a pushover, and you mever know when youll need a ride to the airport or a gun stashed for a few days.
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  14. #34
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm trying to find a pic of a girl that looks like her so I can jerk it and pass the fuck put.

    This is the best query string I could come up with...

    black hair freckles jean shorts mid 20s kinda unhinged
  15. #35
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I'm trying to find a pic of a girl that looks like her so I can jerk it and pass the fuck put.

    This is the best query string I could come up with…

    black hair freckles jean shorts mid 20s kinda unhinged

    It brings up Katy Perry.
  16. #36
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER if my experience is any indicator, she asked for your number bc youre “a real nice guy” and a pushover, and you mever know when youll need a ride to the airport or a gun stashed for a few days.

    Yeah to be honest I kinda had that thought lurking in my mind from the get go.

    Also, is the gun thing a direct reference to me? Because I literally did stash a gun for a chick once after she batted her eye lashes a few times... I might have mentioned it on here even. Either way, your assesment is ridiculously accurate.
  17. #37
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    lol are you serious? I didnt know that. Thats amazing lol.
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  18. #38
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by gadzooks Thanked, because I know you mean well…

    But church…?

    Of all the places to find a broad…

    Then again, you might be on to something…

    Get me a God-fearing Christian type and just live within our own little world… Start attending mass on Sundays and participating in bake sales to spread the word of Christ…

    I could almost get behind that kind of life.

    its not meant to be mockery. they have potluck and everyone brings comfort food but there is always 2 or 3 people that bring weird jello salad-molds with things in it


    Jesus is Sweet
  19. #39
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by gadzooks I'm trying to find a pic of a girl that looks like her so I can jerk it and pass the fuck put.

    This is the best query string I could come up with…

    black hair freckles jean shorts mid 20s kinda unhinged

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. #40
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CASPER lol are you serious? I didnt know that. Thats amazing lol.

    You're quite the profiler
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