Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-03-23 at 4:03 AM UTC in Antinatalists are all fucking retarded
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Antinatalism does not necessarily entail suicide.

   
   In fact, it pretty much should have nothing to do with suicide.
   
   Etymologically speaking, it sounds like it should be strictly about the choice to breed or not.
2. 2019-03-23 at 4:01 AM UTC in wHaT LAnGuaGE ShOuLD i LEaRn nExT??
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I speak Gay Lick.
3. 2019-03-23 at 3:58 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Ninjesus Tara ❤

   
   You have a 0.25 posts per day registered statistic.
   
   That's impressive.
   
   I am intrigued by you.
4. 2019-03-23 at 3:52 AM UTC in how to tell a woman..
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I have the curse of the perpetual AWB.
   
   Dozens of women fuck me, zero stay with me (at least any longer than a few weeks tops, and in one miraculous case ~8 months).
   
   I'm like the male version of "wam bam, thank you mam."
   
   And it sucks.
   
   I legitimately hate sex now. I have a full blown complex about it.
   
   Can one of you people with the opposite, yet apparently a million times more common problem, swap places with me?
5. 2019-03-23 at 3:49 AM UTC in how to tell a woman..
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I always thought the "F" in FWB was really a misnomer.
   
   It really should be A_{(cquaintance)}WB.
   
   How many friends do you have that you don't want to be around for very long or introduce to your general social circle?
6. 2019-03-23 at 3:42 AM UTC in Gay/Not Gay Ask/Answer
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I guess kinks are always gonna have unpredictable / inexplicable results...
   
   I'd feel less gay with a dick in a mouth in one scenario than with a single one of my pubes briefly brushing up against another dude's pube while during DP.
   
   Ah, the complexities of sexual proclivities.
   
   Maybe I should just take my vows of celibacy and hit up a monastery or some shit.
7. 2019-03-23 at 3:34 AM UTC in Pussy power consists of endorphin addiction
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats sploo my bang em' tagem bro.. thats lanny *aka lil sporty* the one that we use

   
   If I was on a game show of some kind and was forced to guess, I would have guessed exactly those two.
   
   I just wasn't certain enough to hazard a guess.
8. 2019-03-23 at 3:33 AM UTC in Gay/Not Gay Ask/Answer
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby sounds very bisexual at the least.

   
   I can live with that...
   
   I MEAN, my friend on whose behalf I am asking that says he can live with that.
9. 2019-03-23 at 3:32 AM UTC in Gay/Not Gay Ask/Answer
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   And don't even get me started on double penetration...
10. 2019-03-23 at 3:32 AM UTC in Gay/Not Gay Ask/Answer
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Also, are MMF threesomes gay?
    
    I've been in one before and it felt gay as fuck.
    
    I feel like my above mentioned cuckold scenario is less gay than an MMF threesome.
11. 2019-03-23 at 3:30 AM UTC in Gay/Not Gay Ask/Answer
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I still want to know if it's considered gay if you have a literal cuckold fetish and, as an act of submission, you suck the dominant males cock while he's fucking your girlfriend/wife...?
    
    Still asking for a friend.
12. 2019-03-23 at 3:26 AM UTC in bathroom keys are fucking disgusting
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    All keys only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
13. 2019-03-23 at 3:25 AM UTC in Pussy power consists of endorphin addiction
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    
    So I recognize you on the left, and LSD in the background...
    
    Who's the middle dude (looks vaguely familiar)?
    
    And who's the one getting fucked?
14. 2019-03-23 at 3:22 AM UTC in Antinatalists are all fucking retarded
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Ghost "IF HUMANS WERE ALL DEAD THERE WOULD BE NO HUMAN SUFFERING…"

    
    You have to admit, this portion of it is logically flawless.
15. 2019-03-23 at 3:15 AM UTC in Pussy power consists of endorphin addiction
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    
16. 2019-03-23 at 3:13 AM UTC in Pussy power consists of endorphin addiction
    

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17. 2019-03-23 at 3:09 AM UTC in Pussy power consists of endorphin addiction
    

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18. 2019-03-23 at 3:08 AM UTC in Pussy power consists of endorphin addiction
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Methuselah Is dis you
    
    

    
    Man I forgot about that video.
    
    To this day, scholars cannot determine whether it's genuine or satire.
19. 2019-03-23 at 3:03 AM UTC in Pussy power consists of endorphin addiction
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Methuselah Same except replace balls with ovaries

    
    OP's blatant lack of mention of such is pure and unbridled exemplification of PATRIARCHAL OPPRESSION.
    
    I am so fucking triggered right now.
20. 2019-03-23 at 3:02 AM UTC in Pussy power consists of endorphin addiction
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Who with you it's probably for a good laugh

    
    My cock has been described as comically large before.
    
    #BigDickProblems