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2019-03-23 at 11:15 PM UTC in When it rains, it fucking POURSIs anyone else here of the variety that, when their own personal disaster strikes their lives, literally everything else starts to go down the tubes thereafter?
ONE SIMPLE TINY MISTAKE... Sticking it in the wrong hole...
I plugged my laptop's power supply into my external hard drive by mistake, and all it took was that single second of a power surge, and now it's bricked.
I was smack dab in the middle of a major MAJOR fucking project that was pretty much guaranteed to get me employed, plus I had a bunch of sentimental shit on there too, now it's all gone.
And now it seems like literally everything else in life is going wrong.
I'm broke again.
I'm drinking all day, err' day again.
My apartment nearly burned down last night.
I'm lonely and horny as fuck (typical scenario for me, but I usually don't care as much).
I am become pure rage...
Y, tho?
It's not coincidence. Do I just lack resilience?
Is it human nature to start seeing shit everywhere when just one major thing goes wrong in life? -
2019-03-23 at 11:09 PM UTC in Im sure that none of u hapless losers got laid last night...Or if you want to build me a clean room and I'll DIM (like DIY, but "Me" instead of "You"... why does no one ever use that acronym?)...?
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2019-03-23 at 11:08 PM UTC in Im sure that none of u hapless losers got laid last night...$2000 for data recovery...
Any y'all wanna throw a nigga 2 g's? I'll give you all my E.I. checks until I'm employed again. -
2019-03-23 at 11:08 PM UTC in Im sure that none of u hapless losers got laid last night...I JUST WANT TO RECOVER THE DATA FROM MY BROKEN HARD DRIVE SO I CAN CARRY ON WHERE I LEFT OFF ON MY WEBSITE PROJECT.
FUCK DAMN PISS SHIT CUNT FUCK ASSHOLE LICKING BITCH COCK ASS FUCKCIKKJMCKJCNKIjhbvgndsv!!11 -
2019-03-23 at 11:07 PM UTC in Im sure that none of u hapless losers got laid last night...I got drunk and passed out and just woke up and doing the exact same thing.
FML.
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2019-03-23 at 10:20 PM UTC in The following people aren't whiteCaucasians are from a particular Southern region of Russia.
White people are often referred to as Caucasian.
Therefore, all white people are from a particular Southern region of Russia. -
2019-03-23 at 10:09 PM UTC in any emacs niggas in the house?Notepad++, with like a million custom-written scripts, a few decent plugins, a mastery of RegEx, and some other software tools and accessories are really all you ever need.
I use PyCharm (Community Edition) for all things Python, tho. -
2019-03-23 at 6:53 AM UTC in Gay/Not Gay Ask/Answer
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2019-03-23 at 6:49 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentBirdman has an unfortunate medical disorder that causes his body temperature to always be really low... Hence all the hand rubbing.
Donate today to the Birdman Body Heating Fund. -
2019-03-23 at 6:47 AM UTC in How can i trick a girl into liking me
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2019-03-23 at 6:46 AM UTC in how to tell a woman..
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2019-03-23 at 6:44 AM UTC in How can i trick a girl into liking me
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2019-03-23 at 6:44 AM UTC in How can i trick a girl into liking me
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2019-03-23 at 6:42 AM UTC in How can i trick a girl into liking me
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2019-03-23 at 6:37 AM UTC in How can i trick a girl into liking me
Originally posted by Narc Mate if your wanting to bang a chick you wanna make it absolutely crystal clear from the very first second.
If you think you're gonna make friends with her as one of those respectful type of guys thats not at all interested in that and then further down the line she's gonna suddenly get all hot for you and start groping you before stripping off and jumping on you. Fucking forget it, won't happen in a million years. The first impression she'll get will be your either gay or sexually repressed and shell friend zone the shit out of you from day one. And that'll be that.
There's nothing wrong with being sexually attracted to a chick, its human nature. Women know this fill well despite what some might say.
But this does imply, or at the very least not at all dispute, that looks are still an incredibly significant factor.
Obviously you don't want to "friend zone" yourself by not making your intentions clear from the get go, but if you're physically unattractive, then making your intentions clear can be a recipe for disaster.
So, basically, rules 1 and 2 still always apply.
Step 1: Be attractive.
Step 2: Don't be unattractive.
Beyond that, there's still room to fuck up. -
2019-03-23 at 6:32 AM UTC in Captain Falcon sure does like to repeat himself and hide behind alts
Originally posted by Ghost The most common words would honestly be boring.
Like, The, And, Of etc
along those lines. Also finnius and my spam would fuck with the results hard
Actually, in linguistic analysis techniques, those types of words are accounted for.
They call them "stop words."
There's a huge list of frequently used stop words that I eliminate, and used with Finny for example (back when I did his word cloud). -
2019-03-23 at 6:29 AM UTC in how to tell a woman..
Originally posted by Ghost I'd rather get high at home alone and run around skid row chasing hookers. I pretty much meet all my girlfriends through the internet but not through dating apps/websites
2 girls I dated messaged me on Kik messenger because I posted my name on youtube videos saying "IF YOU WANT TO COOK METH MESSAGE MY KIK" and I still get messages from that 4 years later. Also met a girl through omegle when I was 17, she lived in Ontario (I was in BC) and we were pretty hot and heavy.
That sounds a lot more like normal IRL dating than things like Tinder...
Tinder is mechanically designed to allow for people to make simple split-second decisions about people (whether to swipe left or swipe right) without any thought whatsoever.
Spontaneous romance can spark online, I don't doubt that at all.
In fact, when I think back to how I met like half the women I've ever slept with, it was through friends of friends of friends, that kinda thing, but the one person that introduced me to that social circle, I met HER online... and through an accident, too.
One friend from my high school was stoned as fuck and accidentally started a three way MSN conversation, then bailed right away because he was stoned, and the chick he invited into the conversation I carried on communicating with.
We ended up hanging out one day, then I met a bunch of her friends, and became tight with their circle, and to this day, 20 years later, I am still close friends with just about all of them.
It's not so much the medium of introduction, but the spontaneity.
Tinder isn't spontaneous, it's purely mechanical, and that kills the romance. -
2019-03-23 at 6:15 AM UTC in Gay/Not Gay Ask/Answer
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2019-03-23 at 6:14 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2019-03-23 at 6:13 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
