bathroom keys are fucking disgusting

1. 2019-03-23 at 3:23 AM UTC

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   inert_observer Houston
   who the fuck invented the concept of having every person who uses the restroom carry the key with them? you know 100% that whoever didn't wash their hands, and half the people who did's urine is now on your hand along with probably some fat guy that wiped his ass and god only knows what else. its extremely unsanitary and a disgusting practice and it needs to be done away with immediately.
2. 2019-03-23 at 3:26 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   All keys only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.