Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-03-24 at 12:25 AM UTC in how to tell a woman..
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   But in all seriousness, doesn't Tinder provide exactly the kind of opportunities you're looking for?
   
   I've never used it myself, but I've heard that it's perfect for on-the-low hookups.
   
   And if you want it to extend, you can always just proposition that.
2. 2019-03-24 at 12:24 AM UTC in how to tell a woman..
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I can understand that but you're not the one I wanna be taking advice from!

   
   
3. 2019-03-24 at 12:23 AM UTC in When it rains, it fucking POURS
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Methuselah Make sure you build a search function into it, that’s always been something I wanted to see in a totse mirror

   
   My NiS mirror is as perfect as can be. I'm also implementing a "The Self Taught Man" kinda protocol, though, which gives people an option for privacy.
   
   Some people don't want their usernames being associated with some of the stuff they post on here in perpetuity, so I'm implementing something for that.
4. 2019-03-24 at 12:22 AM UTC in When it rains, it fucking POURS
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Technologist Oh but guess what? I’m drinking with you tonight! Probably shouldn’t, it burns my gut up, but the new Smirnov red, white, and berry coolers looked so good.
   
   Here’s to ya bud

   
   
   I'm chasing root beer schnapps with apple cider.
   
   Root beer schnapps is my new thing now. It tastes almost like non-acloholic root beer, but it sure packs a wallop (anywhere from 15% to 21%).
   
   
5. 2019-03-24 at 12:20 AM UTC in When it rains, it fucking POURS
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Methuselah I’m pretty sure some other guys have the site backed up, but most mirrors I’ve seen are not very good. There are a lot of gaps and broken pages and shit

   
   That's exactly it.
   
   Nobody has properly backed up the Totse forums, only the text files.
   
   Even my "backup" is really just a few hundred, maybe even a few thousand, threads that I saved because they had personal significance to me.
   
   I did, however, create an official NiS archive (every single post accounted for).
6. 2019-03-24 at 12:16 AM UTC in how to tell a woman..
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Also I'm a fat, drunk, unemployed loser right now.
   
   My life goes through some pretty drastic rollercoaster-esque ups and downs.
7. 2019-03-24 at 12:15 AM UTC in how to tell a woman..
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Didn't you say you haven't been laid in a year man

   
   Yeah I go long periods without sex because I don't care about sex that much.
   
   I want a gf.
   
   Whenever I go out looking for a gf, all I get is sex, so I stopped looking.
8. 2019-03-24 at 12:10 AM UTC in People who are too Manly to put stuff in their butthole
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I've self-administered drugs rectally like a hundred times.
   
   For any other purpose, tho, prolly not.
9. 2019-03-24 at 12:08 AM UTC in Pen Island
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I've had the pics in this thread blown up and professionally printed into posters and placed them on my wall.
   
   No homo.
10. 2019-03-24 at 12:05 AM UTC in When it rains, it fucking POURS
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Methuselah Just wait til you got enough scratch to do a professional recovery. Aren’t you a fucking major computer geek, how are you not employed rn making 6 figures like Lanny

    
    I just recently got laid off from my first paid developer job.
    
    I chose to major in psychology in university, so my degree, at least career-wise, is worth about as much as the paper it's printed on.
    
    I did, however, have an extensive portfolio of developer work I've done, both hobby and professional, ON MY FUCKING HARD DRIVE.
    
    Right now I have one and only one focus in my life (recovering that data).
    
    That, and drinking to deal with the stress of it all.
11. 2019-03-24 at 12:03 AM UTC in Open world Mario Battle Royale with guns.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Ghost no guns but close
    
    

    
    Wait, is this Super Mario 64 multiplayer?
    
    I lost interest in video games right around the time N64 was the most current console, so I actually do play some Mario 64 (solo, at least) from time to time still.
12. 2019-03-24 at 12 AM UTC in My shitbox car is now fucked up
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Nil Well, they gave me a rental 2ish weeks after the accident, ended up paying out 750 for the corolla. They did get really jedi with the rental, they cancelled it 4 hour before I received payment. Needed a car to get a car… made bad choice… Just got back on the road last friday.
    
    The price I got was about %50 more than I spent on it, but that was fuck all and would have rather been mobile. A big headache that interfered with work.

    
    Damn.
    
    Also, are those piles of snow in the background?
    
    You said you're from Edmonton right?
    
    Yeah with that kinda weather, especially during Winter time, you gotta have a car.
    
    I worked from home for my last job, and had like no social life, so I was able to do without a car, but I took cabs to run errands, tho.
13. 2019-03-23 at 11:57 PM UTC in When it rains, it fucking POURS
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Methuselah You backed up all of totse somewhere right?
    
    Repost all the Exposo threads for lulz.
    
    Oh wait it was on the hard drive wasn’t it… damn

    
    YEP!
    
    FUCKING DAMN FUCK SHIT ASS FUCK, I will never stop getting re-fucked by this whole scenario.
    
    Until I pay the $1,000 to $2,000 to get it professionally recovered.
    
    OR MAYBE try it myself. Without a clean room though that shit is risky.
    
    And it'll still cost me a few hundred for replacement parts and tools.
14. 2019-03-23 at 11:53 PM UTC in When it rains, it fucking POURS
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Nil Does my UN say Exposo?

    
    Exposo is actually from my home town.
    
    We both Surrey* boyz.
    
    We never met each other in person though.
    
    Awesome that someone else remembers him and his incestuous tales.
    
    ^{* BC, Canada. I know there's a Surrey in the U.K. and a lot of U.K. posters on here so I like to clarify that for them.}
15. 2019-03-23 at 11:28 PM UTC in When it rains, it fucking POURS
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Methuselah Yes I’ve made that mistake many times my friend

    
    In it's most abstract form, it is universal in its scope.
16. 2019-03-23 at 11:26 PM UTC in My shitbox car is now fucked up
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Damn, mang.
    
    So what has come of this situation? Any good news? Worse news?
17. 2019-03-23 at 11:24 PM UTC in When it rains, it fucking POURS
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria tldr

    
    Ironically, your paranoid ass should be 100% in sync. You seem to think that every acronymed government agency, and secret underground operative alike, is after you at any given moment.
    
    Now I get it.
    
    However, my gang stalkers are the fates themselves.
    
    They may lie on another metaphysical plane altogether, but their powers are beyond those of any government agency.
18. 2019-03-23 at 11:20 PM UTC in When it rains, it fucking POURS
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Nil I know that feel
    
    It's like a domino effect that turns one problem into an avalanche of bullshit.

    
    Yes! I'm being buried by a fucking shitalance.
19. 2019-03-23 at 11:19 PM UTC in When it rains, it fucking POURS
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    At least I have my liquor...
    
    The cruel gods, goddesses, harbingers of cruel fate... they can pry that from my cold, dead hands.
    
    Sadly, they possess the capabilities to render my hands both cold and dead.
    
    But I will put up a fight.
    
    I will not go gentle into that shitty night.
20. 2019-03-23 at 11:16 PM UTC in When it rains, it fucking POURS
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Holy shit, now YouTube won't work for me...
    
    I cannot listen to music (streaming stopped working JUST FUCKING BECAUSE... and all my stored music is on a broken hard drive).
    
    EXPLAIN THAT ONE, NON-DETERMINISTS / NON-FATALISTS!