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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost Pretty much, you have to know a lot of people and have lots of friends and go out to bars and clubs and social gatherings all the time.

    Isn't that normal, tho? It once was for me (back in late teens, early 20's).

    Now I'm in mid 30's, though, and I'm a legit hermit (for the most part).

    I had a few one night stands last year but I've been monogamously committed to Ms. Rosie Palms for about a full 12 months now. :(.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Nil Lol, please tell me you got this from a an analyses of your site archive.

    Not yet, but if I had to bet money on a thesis/prediction, it'd be something along those lines.
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  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Is this the "wut u doing rite now?" thread or the "how u feelin rite now?" thread?

    I'm at that point in the night where I'm too fucked up to tell which is which.

    Anyway,

    I finished a bottle of root beer schnapps and a six pack of cider, and am now doing bumps of DMT and taking hits of nitrous.

    That prolly covers my bases either way.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by whoami captain falcon has at least double the iq of op and op is mad about it

    He has a high enough of an IQ to impress normies.

    Still nothing worth writing home about, though.

    Also, his narcissism is disproportionate to his slightly higher intellect on a site where the most frequently used words/phrases are "nigger, kike, kill yourself, faggot, kill yourself faggot, nigger kike," and "jedis did 9/11".
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Why do these "which gender has it better/worst" threads occur with so much frequency?
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    But then again your likelihood of being victimized by domestic violence (when factoring in the same time frame) would have also been grossly disproportionate.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Knowing that your survival rate on the Titanic would have been grossly disproportionate to that of your male counter parts.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Seriously, am I the only dude in the world that legit wants both...

    A FRIEND... that I also HAVE SEX WITH...

    Everyone else in here is talking about something super simple... ONE. NIGHT. STAND.

    How hard is it to get laid like that? ESPECIALLY in the Tinder age?

    I refuse to use Tinder and the like because my fetish is the romantic spontaneity and glorious victimhood of Cubid's cruel arrow.

    If you just want to fuck, just go and fuck.

    Don't you people have bars in your area?

    House parties?

    Female friends who have female friends who have female friends?

    Etc?
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Methuselah But what if you don’t wanna be friends, you just want the benefits

    Flesh light or sex doll.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost Very similar to infinityshock actually hehehehehe

    I stand by my dislike for (CURRENT, at least) infinityshock, but falcon isn't really in any position to take any high roads himself right now.

    At least infinityshock sticks to the same username (with subtle modifications of course), and the same avatar. Falcon is the ultimate in pussy alt bitch though.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick For real, nigga? CF has written at least a book's worth of homebrewed philosophy on this site alone. The bare minimum is light years behind him.

    I'm not saying he hasn't contributed anything of value. He has intellectual potential, but he chooses to be a villain.

    It's like the Joker from Batman or some shit like that. You can be smart and be a complete and absolute asshat. Falcon is both.

    Narcissism is only redeeming if you're EXCEPTIONALLY brilliant, and can wrangle your narcissism.

    He fits neither extreme enough to gain notability.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I feel like this thread is just tearing me into 50 different directions.

    All I know is that, of all posters mentioned thus far, Falcon is by far the least favorable in my books.

    And I think what makes it the worst for me is that he actually has some potential. But instead chooses to be a cockwad.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick Uh, that's just the only thing he says to you because it's your most prominent physical feature. It might be more notable than your personality, for that matter. His philosophical contributions are substantial and thoughtful.

    Captain Falcon manages to trip, fall, and stumble into the occasionally insightful post.

    That might make him at least remotely memorable, but satisfying the bare minimum for notability is hardly a feat worth celebrating.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Every one of his alts has drowned in the semen of horny bus station hobo's.

    R.I.P.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    INB4 the plebeian hordes flood the front pages with trivial pleasures of the flesh in naive and envious contempt for true pleasures of the heart and soul.

  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by 🐿 Sex shouldn't be so complicated ya'll.

    It is, tho.

    Sex literally kills (HIV/AIDS, etc).
    Sex breaks up happy homes (infidelity, etc).
    Sex traumatizes (rape, etc).
    Sex lands people in prison for life (rape, again, etc).
    Sex creates life (self-explanatory).

    Sex is literally the most complicated thing on Earth.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Antinatalism, or anti-natalism, is a philosophical position that assigns a negative value to birth.

    First fucking sentence on Wikipedia.

    Make that idiot cubed.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I was going to type a long post about how you can argue suicide follows from the premises but then I remembered I am responding to an idiot.

    You call people who agree with you an idiot?

    You're idiot squared.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls ever been caught out and made eye contact?

    I just double down and snap a photo.
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