Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-03-26 at 2:59 PM UTC in How can i trick a girl into milkng ie
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I'll even go first.
   
   
2. 2019-03-26 at 2:57 PM UTC in How can i trick a girl into milkng ie
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee POST
   YOUR
   MOOBS
   FOR
   THE
   LADIES

   
   Trade mine for yours.
3. 2019-03-26 at 2:56 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls those lyrics are vile

   
   
4. 2019-03-26 at 2:53 PM UTC in Can anyone beat this?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've pooped in England
   I've poopeed in France
   I've pooped in Germany
   and I've pooped my pants
   
   I've turded in Taiwan
   I've shit in Senegal
   I've dropped a load in Latvia
   and near China's great wall
   
   All these places when dropping a log
   sometimes down a hole sometimes on a bog
   none compares to that one place
   laying a steamer on your moms face.

   
   Dr. Deuce?
5. 2019-03-26 at 1:45 PM UTC in Can anyone beat this?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've pooped on 5 continents and had sex on 4.

   
   > tfw when only pooped on 2 continents...
   
   
   
   My grade school teachers were right about me when they said I'd never amount to shit.
6. 2019-03-26 at 1:43 PM UTC in Can anyone beat this?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Are you a serial polygamist, by chance?
7. 2019-03-26 at 1:43 PM UTC in Can anyone beat this?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   This is the fakest-sounding thing I've ever read in my entire life.
   
   Admittedly, I don't know much about each and every nation's citizenship application process, but 40 countries?
   
   Seems highly dubious.
8. 2019-03-26 at 1:41 PM UTC in What the actual fuck is happening to reality?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Technologist WTF is happening to reality OP?
   
   You don’t live in it, it’s been gone for years!

   
   Phantasmagoria OD'd on crazy bread.
9. 2019-03-26 at 1:41 PM UTC in What the actual fuck is happening to reality?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I didn't even know they had Little Caesars in the U.S.
10. 2019-03-26 at 1:37 PM UTC in One day..
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
11. 2019-03-26 at 1:35 PM UTC in DBDK
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh, and early X-Files.
12. 2019-03-26 at 1:35 PM UTC in DBDK
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Wasn't Vancouver supposed to be super cheap back in the 90s?

    
    Yeah. They even call it "Hollywood North."
    
    I get a bit of a thrill out of recognizing real life places I know in movies and TV shows.
    
    21 Jump Street is probably my favorite Canadian-filmed show for that.
13. 2019-03-26 at 12:48 PM UTC in How can i trick a girl into milkng ie
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Like a prostate massage / femdom style milking?
14. 2019-03-26 at 11:30 AM UTC in DBDK
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls she kinda old man

    
    Drew Barrymore?
    
    She married a Canadian (Tom Green)... for like a year.
    
    I lived on the same block as the high school he went to for a little while.
    
    Also, my grandfather met her (he used to drive Hollywood celebrities around in limousines when they were shooting a film in (or around) Vancouver).
15. 2019-03-26 at 10:50 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ join me in tc you jomong who cares

    
    I have a guest and he gets paranoid about voices coming from the computer.
16. 2019-03-26 at 10:41 AM UTC in Breasts
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL No tits on tits, please.

    
    Lesbians are gay.
17. 2019-03-26 at 10:38 AM UTC in Question for females regarding sexual harrassment..
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Kinda like fart rape.
    
    
18. 2019-03-26 at 10:34 AM UTC in Question for females regarding sexual harrassment..
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by ohfralala Bitches can’t even handle sneezes anymore. Sad state of affairs.

    
    Sneeze rape.
19. 2019-03-26 at 10:33 AM UTC in Serequil
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Ughhu Think they have street value?

    
    Close to zero.
    
    I actually threw out a huge bottle of like 100 of them recently.
    
    That being said, there is almost always a market for just about anything.
    
    I bought propranolol (beta blockers / blood pressure reducers) on the deep web recently, and they are pretty much not recreational at all.
20. 2019-03-26 at 10:29 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung U do it because it releases much more dopamine in your brain, than alcohol does… it gives you more Euphoria and a greater sense of well-being.👍

    
    The thing is, tho, it does, but only for like a few minutes.
    
    And only when my buddy who is here right now lights the bowl for me.
    
    That guy has the technique DOWN. FUCKING. PAT.
    
    I end up blowing out these massive clouds.
    
    By myself, I can't get shit when I smoke it.
    
    I wanna try I.V. JUST ONCE one of these days.