Can anyone beat this?

1. 2019-03-24 at 3:24 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I have full citizenship in over 40 countries.

   
   Discuss
2. 2019-03-24 at 3:25 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   clearly an FBI agent
   
   

   Originally posted by Michael Myers He's a CIA agent.

3. 2019-03-25 at 4:12 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   come on spectral, i want to hear about some of your adventures
4. 2019-03-25 at 4:14 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I've pooped on 5 continents and had sex on 4.
5. 2019-03-26 at 1:43 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   This is the fakest-sounding thing I've ever read in my entire life.
   
   Admittedly, I don't know much about each and every nation's citizenship application process, but 40 countries?
   
   Seems highly dubious.
6. 2019-03-26 at 1:43 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Are you a serial polygamist, by chance?
7. 2019-03-26 at 1:45 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've pooped on 5 continents and had sex on 4.

   
   > tfw when only pooped on 2 continents...
   
   
   
   My grade school teachers were right about me when they said I'd never amount to shit.
8. 2019-03-26 at 1:48 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by gadzooks > tfw when only pooped on 2 continents…
   
   
   
   My grade school teachers were right about me when they said I'd never amount to shit.

   
   which 2?
   
   have you ever taken a shit over 30,000 ft?
9. 2019-03-26 at 1:54 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls have you ever taken a shit over 30,000 ft?

   
   That's nothing unusual for anyone that has flown. If you want to impress then take a shit 500ft or more below sea level.
10. 2019-03-26 at 1:59 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's nothing unusual for anyone that has flown. If you want to impress then take a shit 500ft or more below see level.

    
    well, some people can be iffy about shitting in public places especially on a plane full of stinking arabs
    
    go on, impress me with a story then
11. 2019-03-26 at 2:06 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Couldn’t beat that with a stick!
12. 2019-03-26 at 2:17 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls well, some people can be iffy about shitting in public places especially on a plane full of stinking arabs
    
    go on, impress me with a story then

    
    I've pooped in England
    I've poopeed in France
    I've pooped in Germany
    and I've pooped my pants
    
    I've turded in Taiwan
    I've shit in Senegal
    I've dropped a load in Latvia
    and near China's great wall
    
    All these places when dropping a log
    sometimes down a hole sometimes on a bog
    none compares to that one place
    laying a steamer on your moms face.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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13. 2019-03-26 at 2:19 PM UTC

    #13
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    BRAVO!
14. 2019-03-26 at 2:20 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    leave my mother out of this or ill have spectral fry your motherboard, kid
    
    why were you in latvia?
15. 2019-03-26 at 2:20 PM UTC

    #15
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Chasing skirts as per usual.
16. 2019-03-26 at 2:21 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Chasing skirts as per usual.

    
    ..and pooping.
17. 2019-03-26 at 2:53 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've pooped in England
    I've poopeed in France
    I've pooped in Germany
    and I've pooped my pants
    
    I've turded in Taiwan
    I've shit in Senegal
    I've dropped a load in Latvia
    and near China's great wall
    
    All these places when dropping a log
    sometimes down a hole sometimes on a bog
    none compares to that one place
    laying a steamer on your moms face.

    
    Dr. Deuce?
18. 2019-03-26 at 2:54 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    International child molester
    
    Edit: "You don't fear announce me kid"
19. 2019-03-26 at 5:19 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    anger
20. 2019-03-26 at 5:54 PM UTC

    #20
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I've pooped in over 65 countries (poops fall faster at the equator!).