Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-03-26 at 6:58 PM UTC in Fucking with the advertising spammers that hit up our site
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Sadly, it turns out they have a review process where a human must read it (FUCKING HYPOCRITES USING BOTS TO SPAM US, THOUGH).
   
   I'll just keep dialing down the controversy ever so slightly until I find their comfort zone for wacky testimonials.
2. 2019-03-26 at 6:56 PM UTC in Help a Car Noob Out: Tips for Buying an Older, Very Used Vehicle (under $1,000 if possible)?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You gotta find an old woman whose husband just died and has a 1972 truck with 11,000 miles on it that she wants rid of…then you can get it for $500 if you sit and have a cup of tea with her and say she reminds you of your grandmother.
   
   It's finding a dumb old bitch like that though that's the tough part…not impossible though.

   
   If I want to expedite things I could always just off the husband myself.
   
   To err on the side of caution, though, since they might not all be dumb broads, I'll just kill all the elderly husbands in an entire senior citizen oriented townhouse complex.
   
   ALSO... While we're kinda just brainstorming here...
   
   I could drug the old lady's tea, then load all her valuables into the truck, and just drive off without paying.
   
   Heck, I might as well bend her roofied post-menopausal ass over the kitchen counter. No condoms necessary.
   
   I think today's gonna be a busy, but highly productive, day!
   
   Wish me luck, fellas!
3. 2019-03-26 at 6:49 PM UTC in Fucking with the advertising spammers that hit up our site
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I've decided that I'm going to fight fire with fire. They spam us, I'm going to spam them with ridiculous testimonials like the following...
   
   
4. 2019-03-26 at 6:12 PM UTC in Adidas Continental 80 Uomo Blu
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   More like Adidas Continental 80 Homo Blu.
5. 2019-03-26 at 6:11 PM UTC in When your meth dealer tells you he won't front you this time...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
6. 2019-03-26 at 6:05 PM UTC in Benefits of being a girl
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mashlehash The Victim List
   
   mashlehash
   
   CASPER
   
   gadzooks
   
   -mal-
   
   POLECAT
   
   All Men.

   
   Victim of wut?
7. 2019-03-26 at 5:48 PM UTC in Is this site super-slow for anyone else?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Lanny and you're a dumb cunt :)

   
   
8. 2019-03-26 at 5:34 PM UTC in I wanna try (2S,3R,4S,5S,6R)-2-(((2R,3S,4S,5R,6R)-3-hydroxy-2-(hydroxymethyl)-5-(((2R,3R,4R,5R,6S)-3,4,5-trihydroxy-6-methyltetrahydro-2H-pyran-2-yl)oxy)-6-(((4S,6aR,6bS,8aS,8bR,9S,9aR,14aS,15aS,15bS)-6a,8a,9-trimethyl-3,4,5,6,6a,6b,7,8,8a,8b,9,9a,10,11,12,13,14a,15,15a,15b-icosahydro-1H-naphtho[2',1':4,5]indeno[1,2-b]indolizin-4-yl)oxy)tetrahydro-2H-pyran-4-yl)oxy)-6-hydroxymethyl)tetrahydro-2H-pyran-3,4,5-triol
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Nah I'm straight playin'. I just swapped tetrahydro somewhere with icosahydro somewhere else.
   
   Other than that, it's identical.
9. 2019-03-26 at 5:30 PM UTC in What posters did you have on your walls as a teenager?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   What do you think ALTemio?
10. 2019-03-26 at 5:29 PM UTC in What posters did you have on your walls as a teenager?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If you're being for real, tit pics no longer necessary.
    
    I mean, no offense... I wouldn't mind seeing em.
    
    It's just kinda become less important all of a sudden.
11. 2019-03-26 at 5:27 PM UTC in What posters did you have on your walls as a teenager?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee 47 and a half

    
    For real?
    
    Like, for real for real?
12. 2019-03-26 at 5:27 PM UTC in What posters did you have on your walls as a teenager?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by ALTemio sanchez Wait, how old are you again?
    
    You know Seinfeld… You had Cobain and Morrison posters…

    
    That was supposed to be posted by my main account.
    
    You have confused my bot (I haven't actually automated it yet, but I will).
13. 2019-03-26 at 5:24 PM UTC in How can i trick a girl into liking me
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Exactly! thats why i said be like george costanza and do the opposite of what u normally do. Did anyone acknowelge that nugget of truth? No of course not.

    
    I swear, one of these days, I'm gonna try the Costanza method.
14. 2019-03-26 at 5:23 PM UTC in Help a Car Noob Out: Tips for Buying an Older, Very Used Vehicle (under $1,000 if possible)?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls basically just do what captain spock said

    
    What's that?
    
    Is he the fellow from the star track?
15. 2019-03-26 at 5:22 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by DontTellEm
    Lol. U never tell me No. ☺️

    
    
16. 2019-03-26 at 5:19 PM UTC in Help a Car Noob Out: Tips for Buying an Older, Very Used Vehicle (under $1,000 if possible)?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls 3 million miles?

    
    Now that would be one hell of a reliable vehicle.
17. 2019-03-26 at 5:17 PM UTC in What posters did you have on your walls as a teenager?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Octavian you filthy nonce bastard.

    
    I can never not laugh when I see the word nonce in this context...
    
    In computer science / cryptography, a nonce is a random string of characters used to seed/generate a hashed value for security purposes (like logging into a website, for example):
    
    
18. 2019-03-26 at 5:13 PM UTC in Help a Car Noob Out: Tips for Buying an Older, Very Used Vehicle (under $1,000 if possible)?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I've seen 300,000 KMs a lot.
    
    (By the way, I'm in Canada, we're the freak country that sometimes uses metric but also sometimes uses imperial (for example, I have no idea how many meters tall I am or how many kilograms I weigh).
19. 2019-03-26 at 5:10 PM UTC in Help a Car Noob Out: Tips for Buying an Older, Very Used Vehicle (under $1,000 if possible)?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Transmission leaks oil

    
    Anyone here have any experience with a...
    
    
    
    Leaky tranny?
    
    
20. 2019-03-26 at 5:05 PM UTC in Help a Car Noob Out: Tips for Buying an Older, Very Used Vehicle (under $1,000 if possible)?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This ad says $700, but it does list a few things wrong with it.
    
    Would it cost me more than a few grand to fix the things listed as malfunctioning?
    
    https://abbotsford.craigslist.org/cto/d/abbotsford-southwest-1994-f150-4x4/6828321148.html