Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-03-26 at 10:26 AM UTC in I Impregnated a Pro-Life Stripper.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ Andio8al ty llllllll your stip8dnrep8dnarn

   
   GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
2. 2019-03-26 at 10:25 AM UTC in What happened to the king of the TC fags, aka Grimace?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ So who wants to know the true story?

   
   About Bill Krozby and -mal-?
   
   Or about Lala and -mal-?
   
   Or about Lala and Panny?
   
   Or about you, me, some vino, and a big bottle of lube?
3. 2019-03-26 at 10:24 AM UTC in FUCK YOU
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   DontTellEm makes only slightly more sense than mashlehash, who makes only slightly more sense than drunk mmQ.
4. 2019-03-26 at 10:20 AM UTC in What happened to the king of the TC fags, aka Grimace?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Nil I think it was Dargo who is alleged to have brought her here, as far as the drama between them that I don't know about.

   
   I just can't wrap my head around the social dynamics at play.
   
   Like what is the proper etiquette when you run into your rapist or rape victim at a public event?
   
   Do you acknowledge each other?
   
   It just seems like it would be awkward af.
5. 2019-03-26 at 10:18 AM UTC in What happened to the king of the TC fags, aka Grimace?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Lanny what's the best thing about 10 year old nudes?
   
   

   Show spoiler

   
   Still ambiguous, tho.
6. 2019-03-26 at 10:17 AM UTC in This is the greatest musical instrument ever created
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   But I do enjoy inserting my penis into a vagina.
   
   I have no interest in actually receiving a penis in any orifice.
   
   (Except maybe for a million dollars).
7. 2019-03-26 at 10:16 AM UTC in This is the greatest musical instrument ever created
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ Vaginas, like penises, are boring.

   
   Secret Gadzooks moment here (but in a totally public forum so I have zero expectations of privacy)...
   
   I find both vaginas and penises aesthetically lacking.
   
   But, if I had to choose between the two, I'd rather look at a nice big erect cock.
8. 2019-03-26 at 10:14 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ Die

   
   Trick ass bitch.
   
   But for real tho, u drunk?
   
   I smoked meth and now my ethanol-induced buzz is pretty much over.
   
   Meth is like anti-liquor. I don't know why I ever do it.
9. 2019-03-26 at 10:13 AM UTC in Dknt tell them yourr on mymind
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ Get te8fg3eed yiub dumb butch

   
   I've been saying this for years.
10. 2019-03-26 at 10:12 AM UTC in Dknt tell them yourr on mymind
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ I ahoulshr poaredbthisnj hltis ijnjm jalfbakermmmmmllef

    
    You have a knack for so eloquently communicating that which we are all thinking.
11. 2019-03-26 at 10:10 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Unless we've reached the Singularity by then.
    
    In that case, I'll still have a harem of hot college-age chicks, but not for procreation, merely for recreation.
12. 2019-03-26 at 10:09 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Erekshun I had kids at 30. Best time of your life because you already let it all out. Now 50 and divorced, kids on their own and women just want to fuck because they have been through the same as me. Life is good!

    
    When I'm in my 60's I'm going to impregnate an entire harem of college-age chicks.
    
    They will all team up together to raise my stock and keep my supreme intellect and statuesque physical traits on this planet for prosperity.
13. 2019-03-26 at 10:05 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I wonder if I found a way to contact the person who had developed DH and asked him/her the html code, so I could reprogram the site after conducting debugging protocols using notepad would anyone from DH actually show back up? The site would still have the same domain name, but instead of .com it’ll be .net.

    
    If even one person has saved even one page from DH I could reconstruct a CMS for you.
    
    I like doing that kind of thing.
    
    If you (or anyone) has anything lying around from DH days to work with, post here, but also PM me because I don't often come into these super long threads.
14. 2019-03-26 at 9:54 AM UTC in I wanna try (2S,3R,4S,5S,6R)-2-(((2R,3S,4S,5R,6R)-3-hydroxy-2-(hydroxymethyl)-5-(((2R,3R,4R,5R,6S)-3,4,5-trihydroxy-6-methyltetrahydro-2H-pyran-2-yl)oxy)-6-(((4S,6aR,6bS,8aS,8bR,9S,9aR,14aS,15aS,15bS)-6a,8a,9-trimethyl-3,4,5,6,6a,6b,7,8,8a,8b,9,9a,10,11,12,13,14a,15,15a,15b-icosahydro-1H-naphtho[2',1':4,5]indeno[1,2-b]indolizin-4-yl)oxy)tetrahydro-2H-pyran-4-yl)oxy)-6-hydroxymethyl)tetrahydro-2H-pyran-3,4,5-triol
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Like, what class of receptors does it act on, first off?
15. 2019-03-26 at 9:53 AM UTC in I wanna try (2S,3R,4S,5S,6R)-2-(((2R,3S,4S,5R,6R)-3-hydroxy-2-(hydroxymethyl)-5-(((2R,3R,4R,5R,6S)-3,4,5-trihydroxy-6-methyltetrahydro-2H-pyran-2-yl)oxy)-6-(((4S,6aR,6bS,8aS,8bR,9S,9aR,14aS,15aS,15bS)-6a,8a,9-trimethyl-3,4,5,6,6a,6b,7,8,8a,8b,9,9a,10,11,12,13,14a,15,15a,15b-icosahydro-1H-naphtho[2',1':4,5]indeno[1,2-b]indolizin-4-yl)oxy)tetrahydro-2H-pyran-4-yl)oxy)-6-hydroxymethyl)tetrahydro-2H-pyran-3,4,5-triol
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Is there any king of abbreviated form or other nomenclature protocol that makes it at least slightly more layman-y?
16. 2019-03-26 at 9:49 AM UTC in This is the greatest musical instrument ever created
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    
17. 2019-03-26 at 9:43 AM UTC in This is the greatest musical instrument ever created
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria Krotz is such a basic bitch
    
    here is some glorious loli playing a ukulele to counter his faggotry
    
    

    
    

    Originally posted by Lanny
    
    These people are too blonde

    
    INB4 Vinny.
18. 2019-03-26 at 9:17 AM UTC in FUCK YOU
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Without em, we'd be like a half dozen shitposting mentally ill addicts with 50 alts apiece.
19. 2019-03-26 at 9:15 AM UTC in FUCK YOU
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I like most DHers.
20. 2019-03-26 at 9:08 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by CandyRein
    
    I’m trying to explain baby
    As best as I can
    I’ll melt in your mouth baby
    Not in your hands 🤗❤️😋

    
    > tfw no sexy nurse with a mouth to melt in