Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-03-26 at 5:04 PM UTC in Help a Car Noob Out: Tips for Buying an Older, Very Used Vehicle (under $1,000 if possible)?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls is it just going to be an unnecessary luxury?

   
   I just need a vehicle to get around. I spend like $1,000 every month on cabs and skip the dishes and shit.
   
   I'd rather just own a vehicle, ya know?
2. 2019-03-26 at 5:01 PM UTC in Help a Car Noob Out: Tips for Buying an Older, Very Used Vehicle (under $1,000 if possible)?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   My theoretical budget is $50k, maybe more, IF they give me a line of credit.
3. 2019-03-26 at 5 PM UTC in Help a Car Noob Out: Tips for Buying an Older, Very Used Vehicle (under $1,000 if possible)?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Y'all being some unhelpful ass bitches yo.
   
   I'm willing to pay more money, but who on this site even has more than $2G's just sitting in a chequing account.
   
   Probably some, but I know it's by no means the majority.
4. 2019-03-26 at 4:59 PM UTC in Help a Car Noob Out: Tips for Buying an Older, Very Used Vehicle (under $1,000 if possible)?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I wonder if I could just be like "yo, I'm actually guaranteed a job as a SkipTheDishes courier, I just need this vehicle first."
5. 2019-03-26 at 4:57 PM UTC in Help a Car Noob Out: Tips for Buying an Older, Very Used Vehicle (under $1,000 if possible)?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Like I don't give a fuck if I have to make like $400 car payments every other week, but I don't know if my credit is good enough, especially considering I am currently sans employment.
   
   E.I. is steady income for the next year, but is that good enough for a car dealership line of credit?
6. 2019-03-26 at 4:55 PM UTC in Help a Car Noob Out: Tips for Buying an Older, Very Used Vehicle (under $1,000 if possible)?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by stl1 For what you're willing to spend, I recommend a good mountain bike.
   
   A reliable 4wd for under $1000?
   
   Put down the crack pipe.

   
   I admitted I don't know much about any of this.
   
   I would absolutely love to buy a car off of a lot where they'll give me a lease or monthly payments kinda thing, but I'm unemployed right now and only getting $2,000 a month for (un)employment insurance.
   
   I only have like $2,000 cash on me, but I need some of that to fix my broken hard drive.
7. 2019-03-26 at 4:53 PM UTC in What posters did you have on your walls as a teenager?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls awww did you thieve that from retard school?

   
   Wait, did you go to retard school too?
   
   I graduated head of my class. Well, we all did. They didn't want anyone to feel bad.
8. 2019-03-26 at 4:50 PM UTC in Help a Car Noob Out: Tips for Buying an Older, Very Used Vehicle (under $1,000 if possible)?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I might buy a car today. More specifically, I'm thinking a pickup truck, ideally 4 wheel drive and even offroad ready. I plan to attach either a trailer, camper, or 5th wheeler for camping and whatnot.
   
   There are a fuck ton of things I am incredibly knowledgeable about, but car stuff, mechanics, etc, are a weak area for me.
   
   I don't want to buy what seems like a decent car during the test drive only to find out it's an absolute lemon once I get it home.
   
   Like, if I pop open the hood, what should I look for? Should I be listening for any specific sounds/noises while I'm driving it? What can I determine during and after turning the ignition before I even start driving? Should I stress test it in any way like maybe driving it up a steep hill or actually taking it off road (if the owner lets me)?
   
   If there are any leaks/puddles/fluids of any kind underneath the vehicle, is that a 100% red flag?
   
   I might actually update this thread as I look at each vehicle so I can get some live feedback and reasonable price expectations.
   
   Y'all have a chance to really help a fellow space nigga out. Like for real, straight up.
9. 2019-03-26 at 4:37 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   And I can't not feel good while hearing this track:
   
   
10. 2019-03-26 at 4:32 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And now some eye/ear/soul bleach (still gotta get the bad taste from that G.G. Allin song out)...
    
    
11. 2019-03-26 at 4:31 PM UTC in I wanna try (2S,3R,4S,5S,6R)-2-(((2R,3S,4S,5R,6R)-3-hydroxy-2-(hydroxymethyl)-5-(((2R,3R,4R,5R,6S)-3,4,5-trihydroxy-6-methyltetrahydro-2H-pyran-2-yl)oxy)-6-(((4S,6aR,6bS,8aS,8bR,9S,9aR,14aS,15aS,15bS)-6a,8a,9-trimethyl-3,4,5,6,6a,6b,7,8,8a,8b,9,9a,10,11,12,13,14a,15,15a,15b-icosahydro-1H-naphtho[2',1':4,5]indeno[1,2-b]indolizin-4-yl)oxy)tetrahydro-2H-pyran-4-yl)oxy)-6-hydroxymethyl)tetrahydro-2H-pyran-3,4,5-triol
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Personally, I'm more a fan of (2S,3R,4S,5S,6R)-2-(((2R,3S,4S,5R,6R)-3-hydroxy-2-(hydroxymethyl)-5-(((2R,3R,4R,5R,6S)-3,4,5-trihydroxy-6-methyltetrahydro-2H-pyran-2-yl)oxy)-6-(((4S,6aR,6bS,8aS,8bR,9S,9aR,14aS,15aS,15bS)-6a,8a,9-trimethyl-3,4,5,6,6a,6b,7,8,8a,8b,9,9a,10,11,12,13,14a,15,15a,15b-tetrahydro-1H-naphtho[2',1':4,5]indeno[1,2-b]indolizin-4-yl)oxy)tetrahydro-2H-pyran-4-yl)oxy)-6-hydroxymethyl)icosahydro-2H-pyran-3,4,5-triol.
12. 2019-03-26 at 4:29 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I think I've posted this video in this thread already, but I'm posting it again because it bangs hard as fuck.
    
    If I ever had to do a drive-by, I'd bump this shit right here.
    
    
13. 2019-03-26 at 4:28 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls ^ someone is enjoying themself today

    
    To Bebe Rexha's perfect proportions?
    
    Mos' def.
14. 2019-03-26 at 4:26 PM UTC in What posters did you have on your walls as a teenager?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by gadzooks no double penetration, bukakke, or tentacle rape type stuff.

    
    Actually, it could make for a good ice breaker / conversational piece for when I have a date over, or when I'm entertaining my grandmother with tea and biscuits.
15. 2019-03-26 at 4:24 PM UTC in What posters did you have on your walls as a teenager?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I actually didn't have any as a teenager, but I was kind of an anomaly.
    
    My closeted gay best friend had a LOT of posters of female celebrities (and also punk bands).
    
    When I hit my early 20's I got a periodic table poster as well as a human anatomy poster.
    
    Now, my office walls are covered in machine learning flow charts and various programming-related cheat sheets that I had printed at an office supplies store.
    
    I wanna put some sexy gals up, tho.
    
    Are poster stores still a thing? I guess I can have them printed up myself, or find some online store that sells em.
    
    They gotta be classy/tasteful, tho. I do occasionally have guests, including my mother, so no double penetration, bukakke, or tentacle rape type stuff.
16. 2019-03-26 at 4:17 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And that black outfit she's wearing later in the video, got damn her proportions are what God/evolution/FlyingSpaghettiMonster/whatever used as the blueprints for the perfect female body.
    
    She makes me want to get a poster of her to put on my wall like all the teenage boys had of Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez back in my day.
17. 2019-03-26 at 4:15 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    That Latino dancer looks a lot like KYLE.
18. 2019-03-26 at 4:13 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    LOL @ how she just perfectly belts out that line "I'll never ever sing like Whitney" right before saying "I'm sorry I'm not the most pretty" (yet is absolutely stunning).
19. 2019-03-26 at 4:11 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
20. 2019-03-26 at 4:10 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok, I need to wash my ears out now...