Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-05-10 at 7:03 AM UTC in I really hope theres some activity tonight lest I have to get drunk and play spades alone.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I'm drunk as fuck.
   
   Trynna pass the fuck out but it just won't fucking take.
   
   I'm almost at a liter of spirits down the hatch.
   
   
2. 2019-05-10 at 5:13 AM UTC in Cam Whores?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Start off with a non-binding kinda lease.
   
   Give her one month to come up with a certain dollar amount.
   
   How hot is she, exactly?
   
   That will pretty much determine how much she can pull in.
3. 2019-05-10 at 5:10 AM UTC in Cam Whores?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I swear... every chick on the planet is a closet exhibitionist.
   
   I've seen it so many times...
   
   Pull out a camera, titties come out.
   
   It's like Newton's fourth law.
   
   And Newton's third law:
   
   "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."
   
   If you build it, they will come. Register a domain. Get a server. Set up cameras.
   
   You're good to go.
4. 2019-05-10 at 5:05 AM UTC in Wellhung is a drug addict
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Everyone here is a drug addict.
   
   Folks, do you prefer uppers, downers, psychedelics, or dissociatives?
5. 2019-05-10 at 2:36 AM UTC in My ex wife
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by STER0S im going to send a polaroid of my penis to her.

   
   The original "dick pic."
   
   Nice.
6. 2019-05-10 at 2:16 AM UTC in I'm going to commit a felony tomorrow...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Tesla Coil I guess it's OK to tell everyone this now, I heard years ago that they have a bill (Forget the name.. it's a marker bill) with GPS chips in them. they send off their location when they're powered up by cell phone radiation.
   
   this is well known now, Apple makes Apple chips and they're even smaller these days. Nano size.
   
   The old days they just marked certain bills with black light markings and there is other details involved I forget which helps them know how it was passed around. but today they place the GPS chips in the center of the bill layers with the watermarks.
   
   again, this is past ten years old. and only Banks and certain places (like casinos) will have them, so if you bolt off with stacks of their money, they know where it is going in real time.

   
   That's interesting. It had never occurred to me that such a thing were possible.
   
   I mean, the GPS chip is still going to be quite obviously visible to someone if they go through all the bills. GPS trackers are still no smaller than, say, a large coin. But of course no robber is going to have the time to sit there and sift through them all until they spot such a device.
7. 2019-05-10 at 2:09 AM UTC in I'm going to commit a felony tomorrow...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Narc No robbery can guarantee that.

   
   If guns are involved, then yes... that's most definitely true.
   
   My plans always involved some kind of non-fatal incapacitating agent (like a paralytic projectile or something).
   
   Like I said, I was mostly just spitballing theoretical ideas. I have no idea if such a thing would be both guaranteed to work and guaranteed not to kill.
8. 2019-05-10 at 2:02 AM UTC in bear sits next to guy
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Holy fuck that is actually pretty intense.
9. 2019-05-10 at 1:56 AM UTC in I'm going to commit a felony tomorrow...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Back in 2004, before ATM skimming was as well-known by the general populace as it is now, a friend and I were constructing a skimmer ourselves.
   
   We modified the card reader to fit on the card slot. We set up a tiny spy cam so that it would blend in with the rest of the ATM (for monitoring the PIN). We staked out ATM's and watched them to determine how often they were refilled, how many customers used them during peak hours, and how much money each would take out on average.
   
   Man, we were gonna be hella rich. We estimated, conservatively, like a $100,000 return for a single night... Potentially way more... And if we did it at multiple ATM's (most likely in different cities), we'd have cleared a million in no time.
   
   But then, being barely out of our teenage years, we got into some petty rivalry over something stupid, and everything fell to pieces.
   
   I like to reminisce, tho.
10. 2019-05-10 at 1:51 AM UTC in I'm going to commit a felony tomorrow...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Me and a couple friends used to gather and plot hypothetical targeted/high-return robberies and armored car heists.
    
    They were actually serious about it, and they had no rules either.
    
    I was mostly theoretical about it... unless we could plan one where no one gets kills or seriously injured. At the time, I would have totally followed through if we could have guaranteed no casualties/injuries.
    
    Unfortunately my friends didn't give a fuck about the "NPC's" out there.
11. 2019-05-10 at 1:46 AM UTC in boose mills keegle
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    EOD probably stands for a whole variety of things.
    
    But at my last job, it was used all the damn time by corporate (in the End Of Day sense).
    
    During every single meeting, at least one person from the executive panel would say "sounds good, let's get that in by EOD."
12. 2019-05-10 at 1:43 AM UTC in goose kills seagull
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ducks are pretty violent though... at least with each other.
    
    Duck rape is a surprisingly common thing.
    
    I had a coworker once who had pet ducks, and the male ducks would gang rape the female ducks, sometimes even raping them to death.
    
    The animal kingdom is a fucked up world.
13. 2019-05-10 at 1:41 AM UTC in goose kills seagull
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung Geese are very aggressive birds.

    
    Man, that they most definitely are.
    
    They attack people like crazy.
    
    
14. 2019-05-10 at 1:37 AM UTC in goose kills seagull
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Why the fuck did the goose even do that?
    
    Do birds eat other species' of bird?
    
    For some reason that seems perverse, even though mammals eat other mammals all the damn time.
15. 2019-05-10 at 1:34 AM UTC in boose mills keegle
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Ghost This is a Jeff Hunter level conspiracy!

    
    That it is!
    
    We need our top conspiracy experts on the site to investigate ASAP.
    
    Reports on my desk by E.O.D.
16. 2019-05-10 at 1:29 AM UTC in boose mills keegle
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You better believe it.
    
    No video of said event though, sadly...
    
    The government is covering it up.
17. 2019-05-10 at 12:41 AM UTC in Finny appreciation thread.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptop-lollipop launched love lube leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating, and labia languishing with lockjaw …
    
    s­hitskin

    
    ^ Spams his own appreciation thread.
    
    
18. 2019-05-09 at 11:21 PM UTC in I want to upload images directly from my pc
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Why do more people not use catbox.moe though? It's great, free, and has a ShareX integration and a Chrome extension.

    
    Catbox is definitely useful for larger files (up to a point - 200MB to be exact).
    
    The really useful thing about catbox is that it can host any kind of file and not just images.
19. 2019-05-09 at 11:19 PM UTC in I want to upload images directly from my pc
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Narc http://postimages.org
    
    You get an option how long you want it hosted for an all.

    
    That is actually kind of a cool little feature.
    
    I've never had a need for an expiration date myself, but it sounds like that's exactly what OP is looking for.
20. 2019-05-09 at 9:53 PM UTC in My ex wife
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung I agree, but I don't think that's going to hold up in court, do you?

    
    Honestly, I have no idea if it would.
    
    It might just depend on:
    1. The extent of the damages done (like, say, if someone used her personal info to SWAT her... which could result in injury or even death if things go horribly wrong).
    2. How good the prosecutor is.
    3. How good the defense attorney is.