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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by you_just_got_called_a_faggot THE ABOVE POSTER IS A VERIFIED FAGGOT.741086

    Calm the fuck down.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Sorry.

    Just testing something out.

    I dindo nuffin.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Dregs Notifications when someone quotes me

    DIY.

    Just set up a session with custom cookie variables for sustenance, then create a pseudo-webhooks style loop that monitors each new post (BUT DON'T BE A DICK... Restrict yourself to like... one request a minute).

    My old "you_just_got_called_a_faggot" bot ran on that exact mechanism.

    You will just need to add some programming logic to read each post, and to determine if the post is in reply to one of your own.

    Easy as pie nigga.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Apple bottom jeans on a big ol' butt.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Just know that life sucks some times. It can suck really fucking hard.

    But also remember the good times you've had.

    Everyone has positive experiences to reminisce about.

    That's what I bring to mind when I feel especially desolate.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung At this point, I'm living for others who love me. What happens when I don't want to do that anymore?

    At least you haven't crossed the threshold where you don't even care about the reverberating effect your death would cause on those around you.

    Preventing the grief of loved ones is not even remotely a barrier to me killing myself.

    At least you still have people that you clearly care about.

    Take it all as a sign that you aren't completely unsalvageable.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung Brother, appreciate the response, but I've had a psychiatrist for years, and I've been a Big Pharma lab rat for years…. yes, that is my diagnosis. But the help is not working.

    Fair enough.

    In fact, I didn't even necessarily mean psychiatry.

    There are ways one can improve their life without having to take pills.

    Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CBT) is something that requires no prescription, and has the power to change lives in dramatically beneficial ways.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung Date rape is great.

    Date rape is best rape.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Step 1: Buy sedatives on the dark web.

    Step 2:



    Step 3: ???.

    Step 4: Profit.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok, I'm neither a medically trained psychiatrist nor a clinical psychologist, but what you just described is TEXTBOOK clinical depression.

    In all seriousness, if you're being for real (and also taking into account your thread about your post-suicide wishes), get help ASAP.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sudo Lol I thought this was ttt

    I saw it before you edited it.

  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Gangsta's don't know how to act.

    Wow... I put an apostrophe there.

    I might be certifiably retarded.



    "Gangsta is don't know how to act."
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    Gangsta's don't know how to act.
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  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DietYellow One time on a multi family vacation all us boys were sleeping in the same bedroom in this massive cabin at a state park, and my brother and his friends who were like 15 and i was 9 or 10 were lighting their farts on fire. My brother didn't have any and was disappointed about it, and they told me to say so when I had one, but I scared to even though I secretly was farting big deep farts as quietly as I could for about 2 hours. I did light one eventually, but it didn't work very well.

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  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick Yeah just security, I think it'd be cool to leave it in the car and see whats going on outside in the parking lot, or lets say if I wanna grow some weed somewhere or something,you can see if anybodys coming in time and abort harvesting, even though its legal to grow here now you'd still probably get ticketed or something.

    If you want REALLY long range... Like your farming example... I would go with battery powered WiFi range extenders. It might require some DIY wiring, but, if you're going to the lengths of growing entire crops of marijuana, you will almost certainly want to learn a bit about contemporary farming technologies like IOT and AI applications.

    My friend lives in an urban apartment on like the 10th floor and has a tiny closet "grow op", but he's got all these IOT sensors that detect things like humidity of the soil and so on, and send important notifications to his computer/cell-phone/email/etc.

    If you're going full farm scale, I'd definitely become well acquainted with such technologies.
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    I used to play with fire when I was in my early teens.

    They sent me to the local fire station and the fire chief or captain or whatever made me watch videos about the dangers of pyromania.

    I also wet the bed until I was 15.

    Were I to have a tendency towards torturing animals (I did not), I'd have hit the potential serial killer trifecta.
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