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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I require some assistance to get the point across she shouldn't fuck with me…
    Email: …
    Phone:…
    Address: …
    Facebook: …

    He may not have explicitly instructed people to "harass" her.

    But you can't just release a bunch of wild, starving dogs at a public park and claim you had no intention for anyone to get mauled.

    Threats and calls to action and all that can be implicit.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Or you mean they used to do that, but someone pointed out that it's clearly extortion and they stopped doing it?
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby this is the only mugshot i could find from like ten years ago, luckily they took down all the others because evidently its extortion to put ppls mugs (despite being public record) but to charge them to take it down.

    Is this for real?

    That really is extortion... Or at the very least, incredibly unethical.

    WTF?
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    > tfw no mugshot to show people
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung There's a difference between being detained and arrested. I'm not talkin about being detained.

    Then yeah, just two incidents for me.

    Zero resulting convictions though.

    Yay me!

    I satisfy the bare minimum requirements for being a decent citizen.

  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson how much did the dui end up costing you?

    Financially, I can't even really remember exactly... something upwards of a thousand dollars... I think maybe around $2k in fines, etc.

    I also had my license suspended for... I don't even remember. Six months? Maybe less, maybe more.

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson on one occasion I pulled into a gas station drunk as hell and there were 6 cops chillin outside drinking coffee…got out of my car and fell flat on my face…they just looked at me and carried on with their coffee…guess they were on a coffee break, lucky me.

    Lol. That is pretty damn lucky.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    How exactly are we defining "arrested"?

    I mean, if I count every time I've been handcuffed and tossed in the back of a cop car, I'd have to say dozens.

    If we're including being taken into the station and processed (finger prints, setting a court date, the whole nine yards), then I believe there are only two such occurrences. One was a DUI back in 2007. The other was when a friend and I were drunk and were caught stealing flags from atop this one big name Canadian store; also in 2007.

    I was especially deviant and careless in 2007 it seems.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls give me a reason to stay faggot

  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm so fucking grammar-triggered right now.

    I'm literally shaking.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls ASL

    So you put TWO question marks at the end of a declarative statement, and neglect to add even a single question mark to an actual question?

  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This isn't Jeopardy. You don't have to state everything in the form of a question.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i hope your wildlives arent the vengeful type.

    I have had some frightening wildlife enter my domicile before. A lot of them have spent more than half their adult lives in prison. Then there are the schizo ones that talk about wanting to burn random strangers' hair... That's always a tad concerning.

    But I don't really get a vengeful kinda vibe from any of them... At least not directed at me.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I wonder if it's legal to mail CP(carnivorous plants) using CP(canada post).
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  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by itybit Update please!

    Basically I've managed to get rid of the problem through a combination of the following:
    1. Learning to say "no" with a certain degree of consistency and assertiveness.
    2. Turning phone notifications off entirely at night, and not answering the door at all at night.
    3. Setting up all kinds of security cameras and sensors and warning lights/alarms to really show I mean business.

    If you stop feeding the wildlife, they eventually stop coming around.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Neddit Rigger
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung Damn right i am. I'm a hateful mean, vindictive spiteful son of a bitch. You feel all this rage inside of me?

    But despite all your rage... do you ever feel somewhat like a particular kind of rodent... trapped inside some kind of enclosure?
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I would so watch that.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You lied.

    You have 430 posts.

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    There she go sliding down the pole.

    One dollar bills coming out her asshole.
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