User Controls

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 176
  6. 177
  7. 178
  8. 179
  9. 180
  10. 181
  11. ...
  12. 638
  13. 639
  14. 640
  15. 641

Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Forever.

    Heaven can wait we're only watching the skies.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm currently auctioning off my virginity. The opening bid is I do yard work around your house for the week after and hope you bang me again

    I'll start with a bid of $100 for the yard work alone.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The irony is that I sleep with women because I want them to go out with me.

    It never turns out that way.

    I still remain...

  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I used to go over a mental list from time to time because I felt like it would be kind of a dick thing to not remember someone I slept with.

    I should do it now.

    Call me a prude if you will, but I don't think people should have so many sex partners that they can't remember them.

    That being said, I've reached the 20 mark recently and it's becoming harder and harder to mentally recite that list.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I always feel like a total astronomy n00b because, when it comes to constellations, I can only identify Orion's belt if I even bother looking up.

    The implications of the tremendous physical distance of each and every visible star in the night sky is actually incredibly humbling.

    Sadly, I spend nowhere near enough time looking up at night.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Thotgirl How do i trigger the faggot bot?

    Right now it is currently sedated. I pumped it full of thorazine and diazepam.

    Literally nothing will "trigger" it (in any sense of the word).
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Nil wait a second…. I see these test words, you're bot is going to call me a faggot when I call a dher a geriatric?

    If you'd have used those particular words during the brief period they were "active", then yes, that's pretty much exactly what it'd have done.

    But I was only using words like that as brief placeholders since they are, at least relatively, obscure words.

    The end game though is going to involve even more complex logic based on textual analysis of individual posts.

    One example I'm kinda toying with right now is what's known as sentiment analysis. It reads an arbitrarily long chunk of text, and rates how emotional the author of said text is on a scale from extremely pissed off (i.e. triggered) to absolutely delighted.

    The two important things are:
    1. Getting all of said programming logic to work.
    2. Ensuring that it's not going to just flood the entire forum recursively (like what happened with my "faggot bot" when I first started testing it). It would respond to it's own posts, thus resulting in a virtually infinite chain of itself calling itself a faggot.

    Naturally, I've gotta tread lightly.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ALTemio sanchez .

    Sorry. Accidentally bumped this by running the wrong python script.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    A proper gentleman refers to it as tallywacker.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Nil Calling for a ban? Thats a ban.

    Forced recursion? That's a paddlin'.

  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by HTS How does an indoor air conditioner even work don't they like radiate waste heat out the back hence why we dangle them out of windows and shit?

    Well, it's kinda more "quasi-portable."

    It does have a component that has to be placed inside a window, but it takes just a couple minutes to either remove it or to put it up, so you can tuck it away in a closet during the Winter, or take it with you to another residence for whatever reason, all with relative ease.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Have you seen 4?

    Holy fuck I didn't even know there was one.

    It's not ready for viewing yet, tho.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Smoking cannabis within 30 minutes of brushing your teeth gives you AIDS.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by inert_observer because they were going boating and in the hot tub

    Unless there's a trail of blood matter flowing from vagina to water surface, it would require a lot of direct menstrual discussion to dig up such details.

    I don't know about everyone else here, but I've literally never talked menstruation with my sister.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Homeward Bound a few hours ago.

    I also watched the entire Toy Story trilogy today.

    I've been having a 90's movie marathon weekend.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DietYellow My sister's always had weird periods and it's gross as fuck. EVERY FUCKING GODDAMNED TIME we went to my parents lakehouse for the weekend as a family both my mom and my sister would be on their periods, while we're trying to go boating and sit in a hot tub. But my sister was literally on her period more than she wasn't, and she has Narcissistic PD as it is anyway, but she was the absolute cuntiest cunt that ever was.

    I'm intrigued as to why you have such detailed knowledge of your sister's menstrual activity.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Sounds like a good idea.

    The Book of Ecclesiastitties.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 (but Mash.. Pssst.. You should see her perfect round tits bounce)

    This necessitates visuals.
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 176
  6. 177
  7. 178
  8. 179
  9. 180
  10. 181
  11. ...
  12. 638
  13. 639
  14. 640
  15. 641
Jump to Top