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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The magic word is "Snuffleupagus."
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If you don't mind, Nil, I'm gonna borrow your thread here for a few minutes to test my bot (in a quarantined environment).
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    Lmao.
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    And also, honestly, even I can mix up the prairie provinces from time to time.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung No shit? I thought that was Calgary…πŸ˜‹

    They both are.

    Dregs is being a dick tho.

    I mean, imagine an American not completely memorizing which Canadian cities are in which provinces?
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm nigger

    Why do you use that word so much?

    You're worse than a Klansman with Tourette's syndrome.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm watching the movie Hackers (1995).

    So much nostalgia.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung Sup Nilly?

    Zooks, wut u sippin on, my friendly northerly neighbor?

    "Canada Cooler Orange a' Peel".

    Its about the least masculine thing I've ever drank, but it tastes good. I've been drinking too much beer and spirits and so on lately I needed something a bit different.

    What about you?
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Please shower it with flattery so that it feels better about itself.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Hey! I've been had.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    ihavesexwithdogs6969
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Dregs I have been with over 50 men.



    I fucked fifty men!
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Thotgirl How does helium make you high?

    If you fill enough balloons with helium and tie them to a chair, you will in turn be elevated and thus become incredibly high.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple pussy eater.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    That's a little bit too good.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by A College Professor moms… oils… vibrators

    I'm with you so far.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Thotgirl Theres billions when you cum..

    TouchΓ©.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Thotgirl But anything lethal no..

    If there are zero human casualties, can you even call it sex?
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