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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ If you fucking put money in a CD

    I put money in (towards purchasing) that Dr. Dre CD back in 2001. I also had a few Eminem CDs.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Octavian I'll plug a half oz of high purity. If you can get something to mix it with that would be cool, I'll even settle with creatine cause without mixing it we'll be too mangled from the undilute coke to function.

    As long as I have sufficient heads up beforehand, I will get a hold of something.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I spend my entire paycheck within minutes of getting it.

    I then spend the remaining two weeks living like a bum.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's an unusual one for a child

    I was rather spiritually precocious from a young age.

    I had already reached level 4 at the time, spiritually speaking.

    I yearned to reached levels much higher than that though... Like maybe level 20.

    Right now I'm at about a 7.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    When you trynna pair your WiFi bomb to the network but you fuck it up...

  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    These two should battle it out...



  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jυicebox Is it racist to say that I'm not attracted to 99% of black or Chinese women?

    In 24 years I've only met two black women and zero Chinese women that I've been attracted to

    I'm generally attracted to white women, being white myself, but my longest relationship was with one of the few black gals in town.

    To be honest, what I find a lot more strange are the white dudes with yellow fever who are exclusively attracted to Asian women, or the white girls that are exclusively attracted to black men.

    That is what is racist.

    Now, to carry on in the spirit of this thread...

    Is this racist?

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  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the smart ones use drug dealling as a stepping stones to raise funds quickly so that they can start a legit business.

    not being a career dealer.

    Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria (/ˈɛskəbɑːr/, Spanish: [ˈpaβlo eˈmiljo eskoˈβaɾ ɣaˈβiɾja]; 1 December 1949 – 2 December 1993), better known as Pablo Escobar, was a Colombian drug lord and narcoterrorist. His cartel supplied an estimated 80% of the cocaine smuggled into the United States at the height of his career, turning over US$21.9 billion a year in personal income.[2][3] He was often called "The King of Cocaine" and was the wealthiest criminal in history, with an estimated known net worth of between US$25 and US$30 billion by the early 1990s (equivalent to between about $48.5 and $58 billion as of 2018),[4][5] making him one of the richest men in the world in his prime.[6][7]

    estimated known net worth of between US$25 and US$30 billion by the early 1990s (equivalent to between about $48.5 and $58 billion as of 2018)

    Apparently it can be quite lucrative in some cases.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Thotgirl Like…okay everyone once and a while has a fantasy that involves chocolate or whipped cream but little does anyone know that a womans vagina naturally have some yeast in it. You add sugar to the mix be prepared for some serious yeast infections down there. A krotch rot of epic proportions.

    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

    When life gives you yeast...
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    "black sales" became illegal like 300 years ago.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and your open to giving it a try ?

    yes ?

    Once I've become a millionaire with an huge house and nice car, and I'm a famous actor, and I've given something back to the world, and I've reached new spiritual levels... Ask me again then and we'll see.

    I've got a bunch of other things I'm way behind on doing as it is.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny have you tried little boys ?

    Can't say that I have.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    "an huge"
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    As some of you may know, I am a digital hoarder. I have archived emails, notes, pictures, and so on, that I have been saving since I was in my teenage years (late 90's).

    Well, one little treasure I just stumbled upon is a list of goals I set for myself many years ago...

    ======
    My Ultimate Goals:
    * Become an actor
    * See the entire world
    * Become a millionaire
    * Become famous
    * Have an huge house and nice car
    * Give back to the world
    * Try everything once
    * Be in tip-top physical and mental condition
    * Reach new spiritual levels
    ======

    Fucking L-O-L.

    I'm pretty much 0 for 9.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I've been gadzooks (on Totse, Zoklet, and here) since 2004, though.

    It's my brand, I guess.

    It's really a silly username, but I keep it for consistency.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I basically have about half a dozen "alts"... But they're mostly just novelty accounts that I created to make a clever joke at some point, but they are clearly alts:

    ALTemio sanchez.
    "nice alt".
    And a couple more with like 50 posts each.

    But I do use ALTemio sanchez, as well as you_just_got_called_a_faggot, for testing code for a variety of different uses.

    I virtually never use them for any serious posting, and I'm 100% transparent about the fact that they are my "alts."
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Man, that was kinda fun.

    A trip down mammary lane.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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    I really like this idea...

    I'm gonna do mine that way:

    D: One night morning stand. One of the very few times I had sex while sober.

    D: Friend I slept with a couple times.

    C: Drunken romp with a (female) friend, who also happened to have just started seeing a mutual (male) friend. Needless to say, I felt pretty shitty about it.

    S: Another drunken romp with a friend.

    A: Dated her on and off for a few months.

    K: A friend of "A" above who was hitting on me hard whenever her friend was outside earshot.

    A: Threesome (MMF, unfortunately) with a friend and his quasi gf at the time.

    S: Dated her for nearly a year.

    T: Met her at a night club downtown and went back to her place. She was a polisci major. That's all I really know about her.

    S: An older woman (~33 to my ~21 at the time) that I met while on a bender.

    K: She was a friend of a gal I had a major thing for. I saw her on Nexopia (a locally popular early 2000's social networking site) one night before going to a party and invited her to come along.

    ???: I met her at a bar one night while I was living in Ottawa for about a year. I didn't catch a name. She left her underwear at my apartment.

    … TEN YEARS LATER …

    T: A woman I met at the liquor store after work one day.

    T: I had a homeless schizophrenic meth using ex-con staying at my place (the first of many) for a few days, and he brought a woman over at one point, yada yada yada...

    A: Another woman I met, at the same liquor store mentioned earlier, after work another day (different job).

    A: Yet another woman I met at a liquor store (different one), but her I fell kinda hard for. Geographical distance (she was only in town for one night - although I went to visit her the following weekend and it was amazing), and age difference, were two major contributing factors (EDIT: FOR WHY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT... Had to edit to add that. This sounds way worse without that part).

    And that's it. For some reason I've always rounded it up to 20 (unless I've forgotten anyone).

    Then again, I'm only counting full on vaginal intercourse. And I'm excluding the one escort (that a friend paid for).
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks alliGAYtor clips

    lol
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