TFW I didn't even have the rhabdo

1. 2019-06-06 at 1:54 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   -_-
   
   The symptoms were exactly the same.
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2. 2019-06-06 at 1:55 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   LOL
   
   you were just coincidentally pissing blood
   
   nice to see you haven't clocked out
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3. 2019-06-06 at 1:55 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Apparently I had something ICU-worthy though because that's where I woke up, and somehow they knew it was intentional. I probably blacked out and told them like a jackass, and that got me a two-week stay in the cuckoo's nest
   
   I was laying down listening to music on the 22nd when I heard a knock on the door followed by "police, we're just coming to check on you" (Supposedly they had already sent both family and maintenance up there to check on me but got no response. I have no idea who told on me)
   
   I got up, ran into the living room where they had already opened the door, started explaining to them that I was fine, I was just drinking and hit my head but I passed out and woke up ICU'd
   
   Would've came back sooner but I got thrown in the mental hospital and just got out
4. 2019-06-06 at 1:56 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Glad you’re alive nigger
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5. 2019-06-06 at 1:57 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I don't know much about rhabdo, but I'm glad to see you're alive.
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6. 2019-06-06 at 2 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Apparently I don't either. They never told me what exactly I came in with but the only things I remember about the ICU were coughing up a breathing tube and having a catheter inserted
   
   If it was just alcohol poisoning I'm going to be ashamed
7. 2019-06-06 at 2:03 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh, I’m so tucking excited to see you!
   
   You scared me fucker!!!!!!
   
   
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8. 2019-06-06 at 2:19 AM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   glad to see you alive kololololokolol i thought you were a goner for sure i was about to murk myself because i couldn't handle life w/out you
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9. 2019-06-06 at 2:52 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I cried and got a tattoo of you holding an AUG
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10. 2019-06-06 at 2:56 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo I cried and got a tattoo of you holding an AUG

    
    Lol, I've been totally disarmed. Despite the fact that i could've blasted myself at any time during that whole thing, the family still saw fit to go through the place and take all the guns
    
    And now I'm not even sure if I can buy another one because I've been involuntarily committed to a psych ward
    
    Looks like my fun with firearms might be over
11. 2019-06-06 at 3:13 AM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Lol, I've been totally disarmed. Despite the fact that i could've blasted myself at any time during that whole thing, the family still saw fit to go through the place and take all the guns
    
    And now I'm not even sure if I can buy another one because I've been involuntarily committed to a psych ward
    
    Looks like my fun with firearms might be over

    
    probably for the best but you made it out with your life which is most important
12. 2019-06-06 at 4:13 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Looks like my fun with firearms might be over

    
    illegal firearms offer twice as much fun.
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13. 2019-06-06 at 4:25 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny illegal firearms offer twice as much fun.

    
    I'm not building a small cannon that fires red bull cans
14. 2019-06-06 at 4:50 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra I'm not building a small cannon that fires red bull cans

    
    are those cans filled with cement ?
15. 2019-06-06 at 4:59 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    they might not be
16. 2019-06-06 at 5:14 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra they might not be

    
    they ought to be, with a conical steel core embeded.
    
    cement with high sand ratio breaks apart like chalks upon impact,
17. 2019-06-06 at 5:28 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    <3