Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-06-07 at 9:29 PM UTC in An Astornauts Du-rag
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Bumping the world's greatest thread.
2. 2019-06-07 at 9:13 PM UTC in Local wildlife refused to eat the chocolate muffins I left for them...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
3. 2019-06-07 at 8:56 PM UTC in When us DH er's first arrived here, all you NIS regs assumed the worst about us...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Weeeeeeel gonts. Looks like triggered the puritanical dhers

   
   I can think of a lot of things to call the DHers but puritanical doesn't really spring to mind.
4. 2019-06-07 at 8:53 PM UTC in anybody watch startup?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I've been meaning to check it out.
   
   My last job got me super into the whole entrepreneurial thing.
   
   It was a small start-up with like a dozen employees, so I actually got to sit in on the executive meetings. I learned an absolute fuckton from it. I also know all the cringy corporate lingo.
5. 2019-06-07 at 8:46 PM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Gadzooks drowned in toilet water about 15 minutes ago. No need to keep replying. He's gone to his toilet-watery grave.

   
   Lol.
   
   Actually the restoration dudes came by and ripped out my carpet (INB4 sex joke), and lugged in a couple dehumidifiers and started one up in the bathroom.
   
   They actually just left now tho so I'm chillin in a carpetless apartment thinking up what do next.
6. 2019-06-07 at 8:35 PM UTC in When us DH er's first arrived here, all you NIS regs assumed the worst about us...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby total trash pussy

   
   Found my next band name.
7. 2019-06-07 at 8:10 PM UTC in I've been fired from just about every job I've ever had...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

   
   Now that right there is a luxurious knob.
8. 2019-06-07 at 8:09 PM UTC in The Truth About Octavian
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Hold up, which side is the righteous side again?
   
   I keep losing track.
9. 2019-06-07 at 8:04 PM UTC in West point Cadet killed in rollover
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers If you don't already know, there's no way to explain it.

   
   I mean, I'm incredibly anti-war, but I'm not anti-soldier. They're just pawns in a much bigger game.
10. 2019-06-07 at 8:03 PM UTC in White utah cuck runs over 11 year old girl cause she "was white"
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Captain Eagle...
    
    Captain Spreadeagle, waiting in position to receive the semen of a dozen men found on Craigslist.
11. 2019-06-07 at 7:59 PM UTC in West point Cadet killed in rollover
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Law major and in the Army. Double whammy, good riddance. Faggot nigger.

    
    Legit curious what's wrong with either of those things...?
12. 2019-06-07 at 7:57 PM UTC in I've been fired from just about every job I've ever had...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung glass door knob.

    
    Wait, that's a thing?
13. 2019-06-07 at 7:49 PM UTC in Bill Krozby told blaster master that I'm gay and that Bill Krozby and I talked on the phone...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
14. 2019-06-07 at 7:46 PM UTC in White utah cuck runs over 11 year old girl cause she "was white"
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Captain Fagcuck.
15. 2019-06-07 at 7:32 PM UTC in I have a couple dudes over tearing up my wet carpet
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Omg, they put my crusty jizz rag on the coffee table.
    
    I keep it on the floor for a reason (that reason being that it's a crusty fucking jizz rag).
    
    Damn. The whole damn place is contaminated now.
16. 2019-06-07 at 7:26 PM UTC in Moving back in with the parents
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Apparantly it has come to this.
    
    At least for a few months while restoration is being done on my apartment.
    
    Its kinda exciting though because I actually get to move out of this absolute cess pool of a town.
    
    I don't know if I ever wanna come back.
17. 2019-06-07 at 7:07 PM UTC in White utah cuck runs over 11 year old girl cause she "was white"
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Captain Cuck: Avenger of all cucks.
18. 2019-06-07 at 6:56 PM UTC in I have a couple dudes over tearing up my wet carpet
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    
19. 2019-06-07 at 6:11 PM UTC in White utah cuck runs over 11 year old girl cause she "was white"
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Cuckton Falcuck.
20. 2019-06-07 at 7:01 AM UTC in People with STDs should be killed
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by aldra

    
    Lmao.
    
    TIL racism is the real cause of STDs.
    
    Not sex...