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2019-09-09 at 9:35 PM UTC in I wish that I had Jessie's girl
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2019-09-09 at 9:35 PM UTC in I wish that I had Jessie's girl
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2019-09-09 at 9:32 PM UTC in Ra’s al ghulTalia hot as fuck tho.
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2019-09-09 at 9:29 PM UTC in Would you store felony weight for some quick cash?I've been extended such a proposition, and am kinda considering it.
Like, it's income from just keeping a small package in my closet for a while.
I dunno.
Good idea, or bad idea?
Also, what's the going rate for such a service? -
2019-09-09 at 8:52 AM UTC in I wish that I had Jessie's girlSo this weekend, a few of my friends went camping, but I said no because I'm radically introverted and can't stand long, multi-day periods around other people.
But then one of my friends had car troubles and had to go up a day late, and was ready and willing to pick me up on the way (I live in the boonies so it's always on the way).
Anyway, when they get here, the first thing I notice is my friend's girlfriend's ass in those yoga pants (gnomesayin?).
But I also respect the heck out of her. And of course I respect the heck out of my friend.
His gf and I get drunk during the drive up, then when we get there, we all drink and even do some shrooms. A thunderstorm at a dark beach made it especially interesting.
The next day, we get back into town, and I invite my friend and his gf over for a few drinks.
She literally cleaned my apartment.
Like... I don't know how she does it so efficiently, but every time she comes over (she does this all the time), she just transforms my apartment from a sketchy as fuck trap house into a beautiful zen palace.
I'm so damn jealous, but he is a close friend that I care about and respect, so I'm happy for his happiness.
But damn.
Why can't I find a woman like that? -
2019-09-06 at 10:38 PM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.I got a 39.
Not super surprised.
Some of the questions, like "do you like going to parties?", "Do you make new friends easily?", etc, I actually had to decide whether I'm including when I'm drunk.
Up until recently, I've been operating under the assumption that I drink all the time to self-medicate for a combination of OCD and severe social anxiety.
Lately I'm wondering if there's a possibility it's been ASD the whole time... It would technically explain both (for the most part at least - there's an intrusive thoughts component that might not necessarily fall under the ASD rubric).
Whatever the case, the social disconnect is pretty damn severe when I'm sober. -
2019-09-03 at 5:33 AM UTC in You ever jerk it three times about the same chick on one day then later run into her?I woke up hungover and still buzzing sometime this afternoon, and tried to Spartan my way through the day time hangover, jerking it a few times (even though after this many times it does absolutely nothing).
Then I realize it's almost 11pm and that I have to make an executive decision about the alcohol question.
So I start walking up to the friendly neighbourhood purveyor of liquors, and I run into T (I'm calling her T).
I slept with her a bunch of times a couple years ago when I moved out to this shit hole.
She's like a decade and a bit older than me, and actually a bigger alcoholic than I am.
But she still got a fine fucking body, and was the first woman I slept with in 10 years, so I kinda got hooked.
She's with these two fucking hoodlums, sipping on a bottle of Bacardi. She offers me a swig, but me, being the world's most ridiculous alcoholic, I can't drink hard liquor without chase (yeah, I know... No need to point out how pathetic that is).
I extend my hand to one of the dudes and introduce myself, and he asks if T used to babysit me...
I see an opportunity to express a mild degree of dominance over these dudes and say "kinda... She's my grandma".
She wasn't too impressed with that, and I kinda felt bad because, despite all her bazillion flaws, she's a nice chick.
She told me to text her, but luckily I had triple power post nut clarity and just "aight maybe later". -
2019-09-03 at 2:21 AM UTC in Your plans for the Labor Day weekend?
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2019-09-03 at 2:13 AM UTC in It sucks that Juice Box stopped posting...
Originally posted by Box Wine I knew I should've just kept my original name, would've saved me $20 and it doesn't matter anymore anyway
Still though, I don't feel like the same person I was before that TBI. I think I knocked about 20 IQ points off and I hope it isn't permanent
Damn, the fuck happened? I must have missed it around here.
TBIs can do a LOT of damage.
My honors thesis back in college was on the effect of TBI on cognition.
I also got beat up by cops a couple years ago and experienced my own post-concussion syndrome.
It's so much more brutal that most people think it is. -
2019-09-03 at 2:04 AM UTC in Your plans for the Labor Day weekend?
Originally posted by Grylls lets be honest
none of you did fuck all because you're all FUCKING L O S E R S
only mad people will retaliate because you know its the truth
I drank wine and masturbated multiple times... Then drank more wine and continued masturbating.
I can't even tell what day it is, tbqh. -
2019-09-03 at 1:56 AM UTC in It sucks that Juice Box stopped posting...
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2019-09-03 at 1:54 AM UTC in All of us have social needs that are not being satisfied in the physical world ..Liquor is a halfway decent substitute, tho.
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2019-09-02 at 10:07 PM UTC in Questions for Period Blood and alcoholicsChiming in as an alcoholic...
I don't even know what Moscato means.
Alcoholic != Wine afficcianato.
If you're drinking for taste, you're either not an alcoholic, or are both rich AND an alcoholic (life goals for me right now).
Now... If you want suggestions on what to drink when you want something that packs a punch, AND is not the grossest thing ever, I can provide some suggestions. -
2019-09-02 at 10:01 PM UTC in Who here has fucked a nigger?
Originally posted by DietPiano What do they called African Americans in Canada? African Candaians ???
I've legit pondered this question on many occasions...
I've come to discern that "American" is generally in reference to the contenant.
My ex was actually of Jamaican descent, which complicates things even further.
I think her mom might have even been white...
When I label her as "African American", it's just my way of trying to be politically correct.
Truth is, I have no idea what label would have made the most sense.
And, to be honest, it wouldn't make much difference in the greater scheme of things.
She was great, and most of the other women I've been with outside of her were kinda shitty. -
2019-09-02 at 9:40 PM UTC in Doesnt this guy sound like a conspiracy theoristYes, prison is full of retards, no shock whatsoever from me.
I do think prison needs serious reform tho.
Will it happen? No idea. -
2019-09-02 at 9:32 PM UTC in Who here has fucked a nigger?I would share the story of when I dated an African American woman way back when, but I don't really want to indulge the implied racism.
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2019-09-02 at 9:30 PM UTC in Anyone Hanging out with any niggers on Labor Day?No, because I bought a bucket of chicken and don't want anyone stealing any...
Or not.
Stop being racist. -
2019-09-02 at 9:29 PM UTC in Doesnt this guy sound like a conspiracy theoristAnother fucking prison thread...
Bruh.
Get some hobbies. -
2019-09-02 at 9:26 PM UTC in Gadzooks likes drinking 40 ouncers in dark alleys with niggers..I can't exactly disagree.
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2019-09-02 at 8:52 PM UTC in Drinking by the traintracks and its hotter than (insert heat analogy)This town aight, but damn, hotter than everything, and full of bums (myself included).
Also... Lul, I was gonna take a picture but there are other bums doing drugs on the same track and I don't want them thinking I'm taking photos of they asses.
