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2019-09-13 at 6:57 AM UTC in How often can you smoke crack w/o addictionIf you're really sucking on that glass dick often enough to actually ask this, though...
I'm jelly of either your salary or your tolerance. -
2019-09-13 at 6:56 AM UTC in How often can you smoke crack w/o addictionRight at this exact second, I'd prolly do about anything for a hit of crack.
Cuz I'm drunk.
When I'm sober, I know my limits.
Psychoactive chemicals be weird like that. -
2019-09-13 at 6:51 AM UTC in Never forgetI still remember that morning.
It was the 11th grade, but a standard day at the time.
I was sitting in theater education class, when the attendance speaker system started up...
I, of course, recognized the various intonations and mannerisms of our beloved principle, but his voice had taken on a much more serious tone than we were used to.
After a prolonged declamation regarding some aircraft malfunction three timezones away in motherfucking New York City, we all resumed to the typical playfulness of an adolescent schoolday afternoon...
My friend, along with two others in class, and of course myself, adjourned to the shed behind gymnasium.
My one friend unzipped his baggy, yet somehow erotic, low-hanging jeans, and proudly presented his perennially polished penile process.
The rest of us were all, of course, jaws agape, but we were also simultaneously divided firmly down some kind of inter-imposed center...
Do we approach, or do we avoid?
The sheer magnitude, as well as the incontestable likeness, of this fleshy urination device, the rest of having only occasionally fondled until the point of orgasmic euphoria, has us all in figurative shackles.
My one friend, with ginger hair and an abnormally high-pitched voice for our age group, neither child nor adult, but somehow not quite adolescent in its entire essence, reminded us of that mornings' transpirings.
A terrorist act had occurred.
Despite his stern and judgmental demeanor, the rest of us laughed.
To this day, I feel a certain degree of shame.
We thought it but a mere joke, but it was real.
So real. -
2019-09-13 at 6:38 AM UTC in REAL men forcibly penetrate women...I had to look up this Antonio Brown fellow, and his Wikipedia page... and the old "ctrl+F" + "controv..." did not bring anything up...
So I assume he did not actually do an actual rape?
Wikipedia would know of it by now.
What am I missing? -
2019-09-13 at 6:31 AM UTC in Indians are the niggers of Asia...
Originally posted by bigthink Surrey BC is Ganesh's retribution for British colonialism
Lol, prolly.
In fact, when I started delving into India's history (I took an undergrad class once as an elective on South Asian history), I kinda realized that a lot of the racism against Indians (dot variety - not even trynna touch on that feather variety for now - history is complicated) was a bit ironic.
I used to hear the whole gamut of racist/prejucided assumptions about Indians.
Never ANY about blacks or Muslims or anything else...
Like I said, I grew up in a unique town with a unique history.
But I heard all kinds of things growing up.
And I also witnessed many altercations where literally either party would bring race into the discussion.
It's kind of a fascinating experience, actually.
I've personally witnessed several white-vs-(dot)-Indian fights, but never once any between white and black, or white and asian, or asian and black, etc...
Also, I'm just noticing now that spellcheck is telling me "Asian" should be capitalized, same with "Muslim", but not "black" (or "white" either, for what that's worth).
I guess "white" and "black" aren't proper nouns?
I honestly don't even fully comprehend what's going on right now.
Need another drink. -
2019-09-13 at 6:21 AM UTC in Indians are the niggers of Asia...
Originally posted by G4LM The caste system has long been abolished, and i dont think it was necessarily racist.
But lord do they hate black people. People have gotten publicly beat by mobs for absolutely no reason.
I guess technically you could call it something other than racism, since they were all (Indians*) technically the same race.
But there is always a certain degree of a skin color prejudice, isn't there?
I've even heard/read-online/etc that it's big in Hispanic/Latin culture as well (and even somewhat in African and African-American cultures)... Just not necessarily as severe as it at least once was in India - classism was actually intertwined directly with genetic heritage.
* I live in a part of the world where you always have to distinguish directly between Aboriginal Indians and those Indians who originate from the Indus Valley. -
2019-09-13 at 6:13 AM UTC in Hikki (japan eternal) has objectively bad taste. Post if you agreeAlso, I thought G4TV was reference to the Grand Theft Auto franchise.
I'll let my drunk geriatric self out... -
2019-09-13 at 6:12 AM UTC in Hikki (japan eternal) has objectively bad taste. Post if you agreeGTA1 and GTA2 for the win.
I'll let my geriatric self out... -
2019-09-13 at 6:11 AM UTC in People who kiss their dogs on the mouth are abhorrently disgusting
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2019-09-13 at 6:06 AM UTC in eBagger searches for Cocaine brought in by Dorian on the coastI might be too drunk to parse entirely what this thread is about, and ultimately resulted in...
But it sounds like you saw a news story about sunken treasure of the most seek-worthy kind, and just straight up went for it?
Mad props!
I've seen articles like this in the news, about "lost" drug shipments, and, not gonna lie, my Western-Canadian ass even thought, albeit briefly, about making the trip (it's always Florida waters).
The fact that you went for it...
Maybe didn't find any actual blow?
Still, went for it. Mad respect. -
2019-09-10 at 6:26 AM UTC in Indians are the niggers of Asia...Also, the real "niggers" in Indian culture are the darker ones.
They got that racist as fuck caste system. -
2019-09-10 at 6:25 AM UTC in Indians are the niggers of Asia...I grew up in a town that's actually MAJORITY Indian.
For some reason, Surrey BC is they home.
They're just like any other culture out there.
Some are assholes, most are decent though. -
2019-09-10 at 6:09 AM UTC in I came out as autistic this weekendWhen we were camping out in the woods and the shrooms kicked in, I told everyone that I might be on the spectrum.
They responded by saying, essentially, "duh".
They knew the whole damn time.
I was all like "you knew I was autistic but you didn't even warn a bro?".
They could have told me. -
2019-09-10 at 5:50 AM UTC in Long time member is dead.
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2019-09-10 at 5:47 AM UTC in How to destroy some fucknuts.If they're heroin addicts, they've already lost at life.
I'm not much for schadenfreude, but I guess if these folks are legit villains in need of retribution, you can always take a certain degree of pleasure knowing that they are almost certainly going to remain as they are until their own inevitable demise. -
2019-09-10 at 5:17 AM UTC in Long time member is dead.F
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2019-09-09 at 9:57 PM UTC in Would you store felony weight for some quick cash?
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2019-09-09 at 9:57 PM UTC in Would you store felony weight for some quick cash?
Originally posted by mmQ I mean it's like giving one of your cousins a bag of coal and just telling them it's important and put it in a closet and leave it alone. It would sit there for years and nobody would ever give a fuck.
I say even it is guns or terrorist plans or anything, who gives a shit? I've had things laying around my whole life like that.
The thing is, though... ounces of heroin are a tad more illegal to possess than coal.
And terrorist plans... lol. Like, I have to draw a certain ethical boundary somewhere. If this shit is cut with fentanyl, it actually kinda hits one of my hot button ethical issues. -
2019-09-09 at 9:45 PM UTC in Would you store felony weight for some quick cash?
Originally posted by Sudo depends how often they're going to be in and out of there
This was absolutely the first question I brought up with him.
I want to know the exact comings and goings.
I also told him I want zero gang affiliation. Obviously they are connected in some capacity, but I am fervently against getting wrapped up into any kind of organized shit. My friend knows that though.
Originally posted by Sudo whether you can trust yourself
Luckily it's opiates.
The funny thing is that I used to be a legit heroin addict, but those days are as far behind me as anything could possibly be.
If it were, say, crack, or some super potent alcohol replacement, my god, I'd go through it in a week tops.
Opiates are always safe around me though because I know my limits. -
2019-09-09 at 9:40 PM UTC in Would you store felony weight for some quick cash?
Originally posted by mmQ I'd imagine the whole point of having it is that whoever trusted you with it knows that you're under the radar and wont be discovered.
That is literally the entire gist of it.
I've known the guy for ~30 years... That's basically a third of a century.
He knows I'll dabble in drugs and various other criminal activity (within reason).
But, somehow, I've managed to make it this far without a criminal record. His own happens to be particularly extensive.
But, if cops somehow show up at my front door with a warrant, I'm absolutely fucked.
Maybe I'll do it on a trial basis. Luckily homeboy is essentially family and therefore wouldn't force me into anything.
