Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-09-02 at 1:13 AM UTC in This is empowered.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   "breeding fetish"... "quite a few abortions".
   
   
   
   For the sake of my own sanity, I'm gonna assume whoever wrote that drivel is trolling.
   
   On the other hand, moronic psychopaths killing off their own potential offspring just for sexual thrills... Maybe society is better off?
   
   Gotta find the silver linings.
2. 2019-08-30 at 7:25 PM UTC in Hts kinda look like Lyndsay Zwyiciel
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Who is this Lyndsay whateverthefuck anyway?
   
   I couldn't even Google her ass cuz the name rife with eastern European spelling.
3. 2019-08-30 at 7:23 PM UTC in Hts kinda look like Lyndsay Zwyiciel
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they both have fat knees.

   
   And on this day, a new insult was born.
4. 2019-08-30 at 7:09 PM UTC in Your plans for the Labor Day weekend?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I shall laboriously search for the similarly themed thread I posted in one day.
5. 2019-08-30 at 7:08 PM UTC in Your plans for the Labor Day weekend?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Wait, didn't I post in this thread...
6. 2019-08-30 at 7:05 PM UTC in White americans for you
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls what did he do to deserve that?

   
   Imagine unironicly asking that when watching a video of someone getting assaulted.
7. 2019-08-30 at 6:21 PM UTC in What are Your Plans for this Labor Day Weekend?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I'm going into labor.
   
   As is tradition.
8. 2019-08-30 at 5:56 PM UTC in Anyone ever get a tooth extraction?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Last time she worked on my cavity

   
   Accidental lesbian porn.
9. 2019-08-30 at 5:40 PM UTC in Ever since that polock jack off got here this has become the child rapist men rights board
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Wariat https://www.dropbox.com/s/zh5aq3f6r2jbhkg/Video%2030-08-2019%2C%2019%2024%2032.mov?dl=0

   
   Is that you?
10. 2019-08-30 at 5:38 PM UTC in Wariat enjoys swimming in the Baltic Sea...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Sudo I read a book in jail called (IIRC) "queen of the baltic sea" by some scitzophrenic lady. It was autobiographical and was self published.

    
    I've noticed a trend that approximately 100% of self-published authors are schizophrenic.
11. 2019-08-30 at 7:40 AM UTC in Why doesn't someone shoot up a masonic lodge?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ Ok thanks. I'm a closed book so dont ask me anything.
    
    My first question is
    
    If you had seventeen pet turtles , 10 are male and 7 are female, what would you name them all?

    
    1. Carlos.
    2. Virginia.
    3. Kelly.
    4. Georgina.
    5. Jennifer.
    6. 🗿.
    7. Sir Archilbard, guardian of all pleasure both virtual and truth in its absolute essence.
    8. Fellacia.
    9. mmQ.
    10. Darren Jr.
    11. Carly.
    12. Totse.
    13-17 also Totse (I got lazy).
12. 2019-08-30 at 7:32 AM UTC in Why doesn't someone shoot up a masonic lodge?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ *fucks with zooks*
    I'm a cheap Mason personally. Kinda like a cheap date or a cheap fuck.
    
    Zooks since yiu seem to be the only person awake with me on here right now I'd like to rack your brain for a few minutes . Can I? I'm gonna ask you three stupid questions if you'll allow me.

    
    You may do so. I only hope I'm still up to answer them all.
    
    We just broke midnight (Pacific time), and I'm an early sleeper generally speaking.
    
    But I will answer whatever I can.
    
    I'm pretty much an open book.
13. 2019-08-30 at 7:29 AM UTC in I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ In your post you said alot and then later you said a lot.
    
    Buxomy intrigued me. I haven't heard that word in a while.
    
    And then you said companion ship. Lol maybe you typed it like that on purpose.

    
    "Companion ship" was a typo.
    
    I noticed it before sending that post, though, and thought...
    
    Maybe it's time I live on the edge.
14. 2019-08-30 at 7:22 AM UTC in I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ Do literal street hookers still exist or is it all just ordering them from the internet now ? What's the going rate , like say , per hour ? 150 bucks?

    
    My ex roommate (and also the last chick I fucked), was an escort.
    
    I learned alot about that particular industry during that time...
    
    Street walkers are rare.
    
    Most use the Internet (first Craigslist, then Backpage, and finally Leolist).
    
    Going rate really depends on age and physical attractiveness.
    
    Gal I'm talking about was abnormally buxomy and abnormally tall.
    
    She also had a lot of charm which, as it turns out, is a major factor in the sex worker industry.
    
    A surprisingly high percentage of her patrons were merely looking for companion ship and the whole "girlfriend experience".
    
    Funny thing is, though... That's what I was looking for.
    
    But I won't admit that to any woman, let alone a... Lady of the evening.
15. 2019-08-30 at 7:11 AM UTC in Why doesn't someone shoot up a masonic lodge?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm an expensivemason.
    
    Don't fuck with me.
16. 2019-08-30 at 6:48 AM UTC in What are your intoxication metrics?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by aldra while(!crunk){get(crunk)};

    
    Recursive drunkenness...
    
    Perfectly describes my life.
17. 2019-08-30 at 6:44 AM UTC in Do you donate blood? If not, how come? Banned (like me) or just don't want to?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ "I went to the doctor. All he did was suck blood from my neck. Do not go see Dr. Acula."
    
    -mitch hedberg

    
    I used to love Mitch Hedberg.
    
    I still do, but I used to, too.
18. 2019-08-30 at 6:41 AM UTC in I really like DTE
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm Larry btw.
19. 2019-08-30 at 6:40 AM UTC in I really like DTE
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Post5.
20. 2019-08-30 at 6:40 AM UTC in I really like DTE
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Post4.