Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-09-13 at 8:40 PM UTC in THE TiME iS 7:10
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by G4LM You carry that flashlight around with you?
   
   The time is 12:56

   
   I read that as "fleshlight" at first, and thought... wow, that might be indicative of a chronic masturbation issue.
2. 2019-09-13 at 8:38 PM UTC in Words that start or end with X
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby already said that..

   
   Xylophoner.
   
   I did notice it after I posted xylophone.
3. 2019-09-13 at 8:37 PM UTC in Words that start or end with X
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Also including words that end with x?
   
   Umm...
   
   Sex.
   
   Has nobody else used that one yet?
   
   It's probably among the top 3 most googled words.
4. 2019-09-13 at 8:36 PM UTC in Words that start or end with X
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Xylophone.
5. 2019-09-13 at 8:29 PM UTC in NIS sux and ur a faggot
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III read a book, i bought GEB the other day, what ever happened to that thread?

   
   Have you started on it?
   
   I bought it like a year ago but never quite got around to reading it from start to finish.
   
   I would be down for an official NiS G.E.B. reading group.
   
   I remember Lanny saying he had read it before, but would be down for a re-read.
   
   It looks absolutely fascinating.
   
   ...wait... we're talking about Godel, Escher, Bach, right?
   
   Or does GEB also stand for another book?
6. 2019-09-13 at 8:12 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Like your mother.

   
   This is a somber occasion. Please do not sully it.
   
   I've reported you to the Board of Courtesy and Etiquette.
7. 2019-09-13 at 8:07 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   WTF THO.
   
   This can't actually be real.
   
   Like, I REALLY FUCKING LIKED JuiceBox.
   
   There were some things we were just in complete synchronicity about...
   
   And death by sodium nitrite???
   
   WTF!?!?!?!?
   
   
   
   I'm literally going through the stages of grief right now.
   
   Now I'm mad...
   
   At first, I thought... "no way" (stage 1: denial).
   
   Now I'm mad (stage 2: anger).
   
   Using sodium nitrite?
   
   I'm sure he could have got a hold of something else to use...
   
   Plus, doesn't he own guns? Wouldn't that be easier?
   
   Nah, this ain't about JuiceBox. This can't be real.
   
   (back to stage 1...?)
8. 2019-09-13 at 7:53 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   F (but actually for real this time).
9. 2019-09-13 at 7:52 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Damn this all sucks.
   
   😢
10. 2019-09-13 at 7:43 PM UTC in Saturday date with a Russian, Sunday date with a Filipina
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Fake news.
11. 2019-09-13 at 7:32 PM UTC in Hikki (japan eternal) has objectively bad taste. Post if you agree
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke ^ Is this kid retarded? Half his posts are about how he screwed some shit up or can't read well.

    
    succ dicc
12. 2019-09-13 at 8:29 AM UTC in People who kiss their dogs on the mouth are abhorrently disgusting
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    OMG NO... It was an unrelated female friend I remember...
    
    Or maybe both...
    
    I had a friend a few years ago share an ice cream cone with a dog.
    
    I thought it was the weirdest thing, personally, but at least a tad gross in her favor.
    
    I even brought it up later, and she thought it to be the most natural thing ever... Zero shame or self-directed disgust.
    
    I told her that I had seen a cousin do the exact same thing before, and in both cases I found it - at the very least, unsanitary - and at worst, a tad perverse.
    
    She returned with zero contest... Like it makes no difference whatsoever.
    
    Girls kinda are gross. Prolly got they cooties from dogs.
    
    I'm literally looking at condoms on Amazon right now, thanks to this thread.
13. 2019-09-13 at 8:22 AM UTC in People who kiss their dogs on the mouth are abhorrently disgusting
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Or I'm thinking of the other cousin...
    
    One a scholar, the other a degenerate...
    
    I can't even remember which one kissed the dog.
    
    At every upcoming family gathering, it'll be like Schrodinger's beastiophiliacs.
14. 2019-09-13 at 8:20 AM UTC in People who kiss their dogs on the mouth are abhorrently disgusting
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    OMG I JUST REMEMBERED A CHICK-KISSING-DOG MEMORY...
    
    I had a cousin who did this exact same thing...
    
    I think you might be on to something.
    
    I even remember their tongues rubbing up against each other.
    
    I just thought my cousin was a weirdo, pervert, and all around reprobate...
    
    She is all of those things, though...
    
    ...the dog kissing thing just adds another nail in the coffin.
15. 2019-09-13 at 7:48 AM UTC in Your beard's weird
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Why you yelling at the mic?
16. 2019-09-13 at 7:41 AM UTC in Whats a word that starts with C and ends with R
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung Cuntripper

    
    Gross, but I admit it jumped out at me.
17. 2019-09-13 at 7:38 AM UTC in Words that start or end with X
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by gadzooks Xerxex.
    
    Hit em both.
    
    /thread.

    
    'cept it ends in S.
    
    Either way, I found one.
18. 2019-09-13 at 7:38 AM UTC in Words that start or end with X
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Xerxex.
    
    Hit em both.
    
    /thread.
19. 2019-09-13 at 7:30 AM UTC in How often can you smoke crack w/o addiction
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by bigthink zooks come smoke crack with me, I'm like 30min's away bro
    
    ive dumped $17k into cocaine over 4-5 months and have no friends lol

    
    I might be down simply for the novelty of it...
    
    I rarely do coke (HCl/powder or freebase - but A LOT MORE FREEBASE)...
    
    But literally only a few days around here and I'm liking you already.
    
    I might be down.
    
    You're right in the thick of it too...
    
    That's where I learned everything I know about "White Rock".
20. 2019-09-13 at 7:11 AM UTC in Never forget
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok, I kinda just threw a (PARTIALLY) fictional story up there, because I've never actually retold my memory of that moment to anyone...
    
    But, despite some of the homoereticism that somehow pops up into many of my on-the-cuff stories... the parts about me being right by my ginger friend, in theater class, when the announcement speakers came on... along with us kinda vaguely knowing already about the whole incident (it happened at, like, ~9AM EASTERN TIME) and actually dropping the literally FRESHEST 9/11 jokes ever... That was all true.
    
    And, consistent with my fictionalized version of events above...
    
    I always felt a bit weird about making jokes about a world-record breaking attack that resulted in over a thousand deaths.
    
    It's surreal when you're still a kid/teenager... Even after the fact, but especially so then.