Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-06-27 at 1:17 AM UTC in we need more handicap spaces!
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by A College Professor its bullshit that theres not more spots for all the HANDICAPPED ppls to use!
   
   

   
   Lol @ how none are taken.
2. 2018-06-27 at 1:15 AM UTC in Best sports to watch if the players were drunk.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   In no order:
   
   - Nascar
   - Tennis
   - Olympic Diving
   - Ice skating
3. 2018-06-26 at 10:18 PM UTC in Bitcoin price predition 2019: will rise to $10,000
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Captain Fuck crypto pyramid scheme bullshit

   
   
4. 2018-06-26 at 9:49 PM UTC in Only real stoners know this pain
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I smoke out of empty toilet paper rolls and apples.
5. 2018-06-26 at 9:34 PM UTC in Stungaf
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   😂
6. 2018-06-26 at 12:04 AM UTC in do you click on & read every single thread?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I just click on & read ones I think look aight' (like 1 in 10 - 20).
7. 2018-06-24 at 8:21 PM UTC in I wish somebody would commit suicide by...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ...tieing a rope to a cement pole at a gas station, then tieing the other end (in a noose) around their neck and getting into their vehicle and driving off decaptitating themself, in the daytime with people around and caught on video. It would be a good bit of entertainment online.
8. 2018-06-24 at 8:10 PM UTC in You have $250 to blow tonight, can’t save it, what do you do with it?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ajax I reject your stipulations. $250 isn’t a life-changing amount of money, so I would like to just save it. I can’t save it, you say? I have to spend it? I would spend it on bills. Then, the money I set aside to pay bills because saved money. In essence, I saved money while spending it at the same time.

   
   Same if you bought drugs
9. 2018-06-24 at 3:14 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Ah shit... fuck work
10. 2018-06-23 at 4:22 AM UTC in Do restauruant servers have their own "area" of tables?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Or is it just free for all who gets what table? General question, just started working at a restaurant and it sucks but it aint that shitty, its just my other kitchen job has a shitload more space and less shit to do. I'm not a server btw.
11. 2018-06-23 at 3:46 AM UTC in Where's all my Sexy Fucks at..
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    1st
12. 2018-06-23 at 3:31 AM UTC in And so it begins...
    

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13. 2018-06-23 at 2:56 AM UTC in You know who has a big dick?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Mel Gibson.
14. 2018-06-22 at 12:05 AM UTC in Ladies & Gentelmen...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Fuh-Q 🖕💩🖕
15. 2018-06-21 at 3:15 AM UTC in Everybody is such a boring fucking loser.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enterita Every time I go to a fucking party or something, everyone's just sitting around drinking.
    
    And EVERY TIME I try to get people to come with me to do something cool, like night ops or some shit, but no. NOBODY EVER WANTS TO DO ANYTHING COOL. THEY JUST WANNA SIT THERE IN A CIRCLE DRINKING FUCKING BEER AND TALKING ABOUT BULLSHIT.
    
    Holy FUCK people are boring, just wasting their fucking lives doing nothing.
    
    IS EVERYONE FUCKING BORING?!?!? WOULD YOU FUCKS AGREE WITH ME?!?!? IF YOU WERE AT A PARTY WITH ME, PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME YOU'D AGREE WITH MY SUGGESTION TO DO NIGHT OPS, LIKE A TRUE FUCKING TOTSEAN.
    
    BUT NO. "DURRRR LETS JUST SIT HERE AND DRINK BEER DURRRRRRRRRR."
    
    FUCKING FAGGOTS.
    
    IM HAVIN A FUCKIN ANYEURISM

    
    Bring some nitrous.
16. 2018-06-21 at 2:58 AM UTC in Chronic gas syndrome...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Symptoms: Farting often.
17. 2018-06-21 at 2:41 AM UTC in Hey, hey, heey...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Oooo-ooooh woahhh... 🖕💩🖕
18. 2018-06-17 at 6:12 AM UTC in Visualize industrial collapse
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    🏚
19. 2018-06-17 at 12:37 AM UTC in There was this guy who got scammed trying to buy a penis enlarger online...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ...they sent him a magnifying glass.
20. 2018-06-16 at 8:30 PM UTC in The Earth is Flat
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    There is no earth... the entire reality is fake.