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I broke my finger, and now Im going to splint it. (pics)
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2019-12-14 at 6:07 AM UTCI broke my index finger being a dumbass and in a fit of anger, over some false outrage, I went to slam the plastic part in my hand down onto the table but I lost my grip and went full force down onto the table with my digit.
Now its fat and hurts to even try to bend.
This is as far as it bends and it hurts sexy doing it.
So anyways I got to splint this and first aid myself.
I looked up some fancy medical devices to stabilize my finger but I just spent all the HSA money buying people insoles for Christmas.
Now I got to improvise a little...
So what you will need to splint your finger are just a couple things and I have them all laid out here.
It doesn't matter too much what tape you use but I wouldn't go with anything thicker than just regular tape. Something easy to remove also.
First you are gonna lit up a Marlboro Black 100.
Then you are just gonna want to lay the butter knife across the back of your hand and finger like so.
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2019-12-14 at 6:08 AM UTCThen just start wrapping it in tape.
You wanna shoot for something like this.
Dont make the tape very tight at all.
I guess it can be a little snug but you dont need to constrict it, just keep it still.
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2019-12-14 at 6:30 AM UTCOK. I doubt it's broken.
Yet maybe it is. or fractured. hairline fracture.
Fona.. unless it's a compound fucking fracture (Bone sticking out by ripping through your flesh).. you just tape the fucking thing to the pinky. literally use your fucking pinky as the splint.
I bet it's bruised or sprained. still tape it to the pinky. -
2019-12-14 at 6:49 AM UTClol broken and in your pictures its moving each different pose.
this dude cracks me up. -
2019-12-14 at 6:50 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-14 at 6:51 AM UTCI notice some of the lines I type with question mark at the end.. Seems Lanny is f*iltering it to disappear?
sup with that Lanny? -
2019-12-14 at 7:02 AM UTC
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2019-12-14 at 7:02 AM UTCLanny a roller coaster.
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2019-12-14 at 7:10 AM UTCBecause taping a fucking bread knife to your finger needs demonstrating to reinforce point.
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2019-12-14 at 7:11 AM UTCIm Bear Grylls Bitch!
Originally posted by Fuck Your World OK. I doubt it's broken.
Yet maybe it is. or fractured. hairline fracture.
Fona.. unless it's a compound fucking fracture (Bone sticking out by ripping through your flesh).. you just tape the fucking thing to the pinky. literally use your fucking pinky as the splint.
I bet it's bruised or sprained. still tape it to the pinky.
So you want me to tape my index finger to my pinky? -
2019-12-14 at 7:14 AM UTC
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2019-12-14 at 7:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by iam_asiam68 now that i think about it, fona would have made an excellent sylvester stallone "Rambo."
i could see him carrying a military issued special ops pack with thread and needle to sew up his cuts and shit.
and then have a polaroid to take pictures.
A mixture of Rambo and Sling BladeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-14 at 7:21 AM UTC
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2019-12-14 at 7:23 AM UTC
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2019-12-14 at 7:24 AM UTCnope OP that will never work, you're just going to have to put yourself to sleep
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2019-12-14 at 7:24 AM UTCMy finger is so big.
Chell is gonna love this. -
2019-12-14 at 7:26 AM UTCMaybe tape your finger to a can of Mountain Dew
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2019-12-14 at 7:28 AM UTCTape it to your pecker so it's easier to find both
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