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2017-08-31 at 10:10 PM UTC in Swim all you wantThey're coming to get ya
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2017-08-31 at 1:57 AM UTC in Drinking BleachAs I was sitting on the toilet, ejecting some horrible burning liquid from my ass, I downed another shot. I remember tears running down my face and dripping off my chin. I was struggling to breathe through the fumes and coughing and couldn't fucking catch a breath. Next thing I know, I was opening my eyes.. face down on the floor, a small puddle of stinking vomit under my face, my shorts around my ankles.. asshole BURNING.. the shotglass is shattered on the bathroom floor, and I'm bleeding from the edge of my left eyebrow. There's a large black spot in my vomit.. must be soy sauce. My vision is filled with static, the itch all over is unbearable. My asshole has never burned so bad. Should I keep going?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-30 at 8:33 PM UTC in Service animalsA healthy looking lady came into my restaurant today with a little bugle wearing a blue vest.
I kicked them out immediately.
I don't have time to play these FUCKING GAMES.
"B-b-but it's a thera-"
You SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET THE HELL OUT! I'M TRYING TO RUN A GODDAMN BUSINESS HERE YOU UPPITY CUNT!
"You can't talk to me like that, my dog is legally allow--"
GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.
She started to get in my face about how rude and indecent I was being, so I punted her bugle through the plate glass door and threw her down the stairs.
I was scared for my life.
So anyway they are both in jail now for trespassing, assault, and domestic terrorism.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-30 at 4:05 AM UTC in INFINITYSHOCK, more like INFANTCOCKMy penis is so long sometimes my small intestinal tract is like, 'aww, not fair.'The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-30 at 3:55 AM UTC in INFINITYSHOCK, more like INFANTCOCKThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-30 at 1:09 AM UTC in How do yall niggas masturbate?Welp.
Sometimes I sit at computer chair, when that's the case I'll use my other hand to act as a splash guard preventing my load from shooting up at my face. It all pools in my stomach region and i clean it with tissue or a used sock.
Other times, I will use my phone and just stand over the side of my shower tub thing, and cum standing up, into the base of my shower, then I run the shower for a minute or two on extra hot and let the babbies float away.
Rarely do I lay down on a bed or couch, but if I do, I again use the backsplash technique to avoid spraying up to and over my head.
I was on SSRIs for some time and jacking off was nearly futile, I would out my heart and soul into it and if I was lucky I would have one chance to pound it out, but if I lost it for even a second, it was gone for good, whether it was jerking it or actual sexy times.
Now I'm off of them and I can cum in 30 seconds if I want to.
Anyway, how's Jane and the kids?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-29 at 8:28 PM UTC in Tell me a sad story.Like the sun of the Moon, she too fell many stories to her death. I met the Moon family once through her son.
Who is killing these people through suicidal beliefs.
tearing families apart.
Many parties she through. elegant ones. uncle mike knows.. he was there.
I'm going to figure it out one day and I will make sure it does not go unnoticed or pumblementThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-29 at 5:35 PM UTC in "White people this, white people that!"
Originally posted by mashlehash I would much more accepted these days. It's almost like you have to pay respects when you see a negro.
When I cross paths with a colored, any color at all, I will stop them by coming to a halt in front of them, then removing my shoes and pants, a slight bow toward the individual, proceeding to sit in front of them in a Native American stance.
I ring the small bell I keep on my person, 10 seconds, followed by 3 screams at the top of my lung, "OOOHHHHHH THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR THIS HUMAN!"
10 more seconds of bell, then I stand, replace my left shoe, brush heads with the person, replace my right shoe, a quick kiss on the nose, a final bow of respect, one quick blowjob then I'm on my way.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-28 at 11:07 PM UTC in Tell me a sad story.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-28 at 3:19 PM UTC in I have a confession to makeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-28 at 3:39 AM UTC in Cheezy dorito noodles mukbang (bill the cat can't eat 10k calories)
Originally posted by infinityshock I would concur spraying the nigger jiz out of your asshole would be somewhat disgusting…however…
you wouldn't see anything about me in RL due to the black eyes you'd get from my abs knocking them out…then the imprint of my bellybutton on your forehead.
So you have a small torso. Thanks.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-27 at 4:57 AM UTC in Y'all bean a tough crowd latelyI zoomed in.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-27 at 2:44 AM UTC in Lithium up the ass
Originally posted by mashlehash Is it worth it?
its been scientifically proven that the semen of adult niggers contains a large, biologically active, dosage of lithium that is most effectively administered via the route of rectal injection. deep. very deep. as in...jam that niggers cock right into your transverse colon so he shoots that load of warm, creamy, happiness right into your duodenum.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-25 at 5:22 AM UTC in ITT we post really sexy women
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2017-08-25 at 4:24 AM UTC in YOU A LIAR BOYReminds me of the many contemporary Christian songs I sang in churches across the land.
He is my rock!
My fucking ROCK.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-25 at 4:23 AM UTC in YOU A LIAR BOYyou are the crackling residue in my love-sockThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-25 at 4:15 AM UTC in Totse 2001 keeps sending me messages
Originally posted by mashlehash Pick me up
Take me on dates
Never lose me
*POWERFULLY HIGH PITCHED TERRIBLY LONG GIGGLING FIT FOLLOWED BY BOUT AFTER BOUT OF VOMIT INDUCING COUGHS AND PAINFUL, LURCHING GAGS ULTIMATELY SPACKLING MY NEARBY ENVIRONMENT IN WHAT IS LIKELY HEPATITIS INFESTED BLOOD*
"OMG did you write that yourself? You're SO ADORABLE!!!!! Never lose me? That's the... That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to anyone!!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO IN LOVE OMG THANK YOU JESUUUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!!"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-25 at 3:28 AM UTC in 3,000 posts and not a god damn thing to show for itIs tellin me yessss!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-25 at 3:22 AM UTC in 3,000 posts and not a god damn thing to show for itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-25 at 3:02 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
