2024-12-05 at 5:05 PM UTC
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THE FURNITURE FILES
Today I am gunna put together my ennertanment sinner. I put together my bar cart first bc folks let’s face it I’m an alkohoco. I’ve got my powertolls ready so if this things decides to get an addytude with me I’m not afraid to put an cupple of inapropritly placed holes in it.
Pic of bar cart inklided. Wil updat on my progress.
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Spectral. Speccy, Will Taggart...
Man to man, are we good, bro? I know I made you very upset when I allowed your alt account DaGuru to be unbanned while I was administrator of Zoklet and then subsequently banned that account shortly after.
That really boiled your bottom. It really cooked your goose. After all of these years, I finally understand your anger towards the decision I made.
I would like to publicly and formally announce my apology to you, William Taggart, and how I did your alt was wrong of me and I would like to bury the hatchet and perhaps have a poutine?
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2024-10-22 at 3:41 AM UTC
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mash
I made u a NFT op
Screenshot 2024-10-21 at 23-40-41 Triangle Tetris.png
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Originally posted by WellHung
Scron is the best..
the worst… the only.. and all.
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2024-09-15 at 7:20 PM UTC
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where's naes?
Do you still play Runesscape?
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2024-07-09 at 11:59 PM UTC
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Made a server
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2024-07-04 at 5:14 PM UTC
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Mash is so Uppity
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Mash became an involuntary and unwilling bot for awhile there, but I believe he's just coming out of it now.
He's coming down from atop the mountain, so to speak
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2024-07-04 at 2:01 PM UTC
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Mash is so Uppity
Mashlehash PI...
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2024-04-26 at 10:26 PM UTC
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Kinkou.
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
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Originally posted by mashlehash
Why don't you play Runescape?
i have simply never seen the appeal.
it is too... rigid... for me. aesthetically, mechanically.
rigid.
stiff.
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2024-03-18 at 11:49 PM UTC
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I CAN'T BE YOUR BATMAN
Originally posted by mashlehash
i'm 5,000 years old
this would explain a lot tbh
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2024-03-10 at 6:24 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
What a beautiful couple ❤️
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IDK if you guys remember, I could dredge it up one day but I went to the hospital because I was having heart pain about six years ago ago. Might've been posted on Zoklet. I had been smoking crack and drinking a lot.
So they hooked me up to this EKG where it goes beep beep beep everytime your heart beats and I had snuck in about a 20 of crack and my pipe, I also had 1 steel reserve (I drank the other 1 on the car ride there, my ex actually drove me and she was my ex at that time but still cared about me when I called her in the middle of the night saying I was having heart trouble)
So I wait till it's like 3am, I waited till I was pretty sober and I loaded the pipe as full as I could get it my nigga, i'm talking I put both ROCKS in the pipe like 2 snowballs in uh whatever kinda tube snowballs get loaded into and I cracked the beer all stealthily (I used the blanket) and I almost spilled the crack out of the pipe
So I go and rip this bitch as hard as I can just hard rip it and probably wast ea bunch of it because of direct flame but I didn't give a fuck, I blow out the machine starts going beebeeepbeebpeep really fast lol, so I quickly hit it twice, thre e times, four times and the machine is like freaking the fuck out and some alarm starts going off on top of the beeping
I go to put the pipe in the folds of the blanket and it starts burning the cotton white blanket int he hospital/the hospital bed and i'm so fuckin high, and I got this beer, and I start chugging it and like 5 nurses and the third shift doctor run into my emergency room bed and see me having a bell ringer while chugging a steel reserve and one of them tries to grab it and it spills all over me
"I'm sorry, oh my God, oh my God" cuz I was way too high and thought I was gonna die
the next afternoon I was released, it was acid reflux from alcohol and barely eating, not heart problems
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with a secret remote controller hidden in youre jumper and change the channel to the mexican channel during the big throw
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Originally posted by Kafka
I would have to kill them if it didn't work out
the black window
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Having a breakfast Sammy wish hash brown 😇
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2024-02-01 at 2:16 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
;)
😇
🤫
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