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2024-04-11 at 1:42 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
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2024-03-18 at 11:49 PM UTC in I CAN'T BE YOUR BATMAN
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2024-03-10 at 6:24 AM UTC in This Sunay's Confession
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2024-03-09 at 1:49 AM UTC in I'm getting drunk before the doctor'sIDK if you guys remember, I could dredge it up one day but I went to the hospital because I was having heart pain about six years ago ago. Might've been posted on Zoklet. I had been smoking crack and drinking a lot.
So they hooked me up to this EKG where it goes beep beep beep everytime your heart beats and I had snuck in about a 20 of crack and my pipe, I also had 1 steel reserve (I drank the other 1 on the car ride there, my ex actually drove me and she was my ex at that time but still cared about me when I called her in the middle of the night saying I was having heart trouble)
So I wait till it's like 3am, I waited till I was pretty sober and I loaded the pipe as full as I could get it my nigga, i'm talking I put both ROCKS in the pipe like 2 snowballs in uh whatever kinda tube snowballs get loaded into and I cracked the beer all stealthily (I used the blanket) and I almost spilled the crack out of the pipe
So I go and rip this bitch as hard as I can just hard rip it and probably wast ea bunch of it because of direct flame but I didn't give a fuck, I blow out the machine starts going beebeeepbeebpeep really fast lol, so I quickly hit it twice, thre e times, four times and the machine is like freaking the fuck out and some alarm starts going off on top of the beeping
I go to put the pipe in the folds of the blanket and it starts burning the cotton white blanket int he hospital/the hospital bed and i'm so fuckin high, and I got this beer, and I start chugging it and like 5 nurses and the third shift doctor run into my emergency room bed and see me having a bell ringer while chugging a steel reserve and one of them tries to grab it and it spills all over me
"I'm sorry, oh my God, oh my God" cuz I was way too high and thought I was gonna die
the next afternoon I was released, it was acid reflux from alcohol and barely eating, not heart problems -
2024-03-08 at 3:46 PM UTC in I lost my bank card at the supermarket today
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2024-02-26 at 9:48 AM UTC in going to the superbowl game at the barwith a secret remote controller hidden in youre jumper and change the channel to the mexican channel during the big throw
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2024-02-26 at 6:55 AM UTC in Is it weird that i want to be kidnapped?
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2024-02-21 at 4:01 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2024-02-21 at 1:52 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentHaving a breakfast Sammy wish hash brown 😇
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2024-02-01 at 2:16 AM UTC in This Sunay's Confession
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2024-01-26 at 7:16 PM UTC in Nis boardgameHas this been done before? This place reminds me of Town of Salem sometimes. I'm thinking something like snakes and ladders, "you lose your fingers from frostbite go back five spaces". Does anyone want to do this?
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2024-01-25 at 4:09 AM UTC in মোঃ বাবু মিয়া eoSnrdpots8u4a563915hu0gi5h3hfa1fi9 1 7u h 3t 0 9ggt89311tuhahu27t ·
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2024-01-22 at 3:53 AM UTC in Random image thread
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2024-01-20 at 6:58 AM UTC in Oh no, Starfield is like... really good.Starfield was made BY MEN and FOR MEN. This is the most sexist game I have ever had the UNFORTUNE of installing on my hard drive.
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2024-01-19 at 3:13 PM UTC in This Sunay's ConfessionImma tell you why it’s not good to judge people right ..
*tokez*
So why I see a reel right lmao ..and I’m like she’s beautiful but people don’t leave nothing to the imagination…this what I said in my mind..🫣❤️
Chile… why did I look down and I had on a damn pair of shear pants too ….
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Don’t judge people ❤️
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And ..This is what I had on ..
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But it was only for in the house!
Still..that’s why you don’t go judging niggas ..you might be in a glass house!
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Not the band still playing ……..
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