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After finally arriving in the greyhound station of downtown Toronto, HTS and his homosexual tweaker internet lover scronlando finally embraced one another. It was a match made in heaven, HTS swore to god via TC that he would never allow scron into his household. But as all good love stories go, he eventually allowed him into the most vulnerable culdesac of his life: his basement.
Scron took the bait like a starved fish under a frozen Alaskan lake. HTS sucked his cock, and sucked it good he did. HTS even admitted to scron cumming down his throat.
Nevertheless, HTS became hurt. Scron and hts had a miscommunication. Scron wanted to find his life in this homeless world while hts had no idea why scron wouold ever want to leave the depths of his basement. HTS became an etiz/RC addict for the next 4 days in which he continually asked me, ''is there any hope for me, tort?"
Scron went on his way. And during his adventures into a new downtown, he was mugged. But scron soon realized, his best bet at survival was that dark smelly basement that he came from. So, scron, giving no fucks, knocked on HTS' door, his parents answered. but somehow, being the beta parents they are, they allowed him to see HTS. The following video is what happened next.
Video props go to: Panthrax
Post last edited by TORTILLA at 2017-09-16T01:12:05.280556+00:00
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can you imagine what highlighter-spelunker boys parents are thinking? im sure theyre about to take the only honorable course and kill themselves.
there cant be anything worse than ones own son pretending to be a woman who is sucking the dick of a socially dejected meth head for all the world to see online.
the only thing worse is getting torpedoed by a nigger.
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1. Nail long, thick nails into cross ( file flat heads off and bend upward) 2. Drive cross into ground. 3. Climb to top of cross. 4. Once on top of cross, place back of hand over one nail. 5. Hammer hand into position onto nail. 6. With back to cross, using sweeping arc motion and force of inertia, impale other hand onto cross. 7. Jump off cross and hang by hands. 8. Slam one foot against nail until foot is impaled. 9. Slam other foot over top of impaled foot until second foot also impaled. 10. Enjoy the sunset for a few hours??
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