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2017-08-09 at 4:02 AM UTC in Drunken Debauchery and Summer MiseryI can feel it deep in my plums.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-09 at 3:08 AM UTC in Instead of 4/20 shouldn't it be Aug 8th?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-09 at 2:02 AM UTC in I am a rapistSick fuckers.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-07 at 7:38 PM UTC in Disciplining your furr babbyI went to the petrol station and bought a newspaper without intending to. When I got home I couldn't resist rolling it up and plumping it on Chootie's nose a few times, for being a bad Kitty bitty, even though she wasn't being bad. She liked it though, so calm down.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-07 at 3:44 PM UTC in Maybe 4-5 of you are not trash.Of those 4 or 5, I would not count you a member. Based on skin tone alone, you street shitting paki fuckThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-07 at 8 AM UTC in when u realise u are a soldier
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2017-08-06 at 11:29 PM UTC in LANNYThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-01 at 3:31 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant lanny iz cute
Did you know he has a degree in computer science and works in the financial industry in the Financial District (FiDi) of San Francisco earning over 100K a year in income and benefits, as well as already having saved about 300K in a low fee index fund, possibly retirement fund, despite only being 23?
Not only that, but he's returning to school for the fall semester this year, Around August 22nd, to earn his Master's, which will increase his income even further! And don't forget about how much fucking compound interest he's going to earn from having so much saved already by this age! Not only that, but if he does the sensible and ethical thing and remains child free*, that simply vastly increases his potential even further.
If his average earnings over 30 years are 150k and 200k, respectively, he'll earn 4.5 and 6.5 million over his lifetime! He could feasibly earn substantially more.
http://www.moneychimp.com/calculator/compound_interest_calculator.htm
Also, at a current principle of 300K with 50K added each year (I could easily maintain this savings rate, even with the cost of living of SF.) over 30 years and at 8% annual interest, he'll end up with 8.6 million from it in addition to the rest of his money!
Lanny is literally on track to have a net worth of over 10 million dollars! This may sound like a lot, a completely unrealistic amount to most, but I know him well enough and, no, it genuinely is a realistic estimate. Even before then he's going to reach millionaire status by age 30 at least, become a genuine multimillionaire relatively rapidly.
Lanny is going to be one rich as fucking nigger!
*Lanny, I swear to god you'd better start seriously researching, pondering, the detrimental effects of having children as well as taking anti-natalist philosophy seriously (r/antinatalism is not a good representation of this. One of my strongest beliefs is that anti-natalist theory and what it leads to, what stems from it, is one of the most valuable truths/insights in the entire field of philosophy, with genuinely profound practical potential effects on the lives of individuals and the world.). Anti-natalism is one of the most profound truths of existence, the creation of life the most immoral and selfish act you can commit. Any biological desires and emotions that arise do not matter. You need to see through what's driving them, gain mastery over yourself, and cast them aside, overcome them, and hold firm to your values. You cannot go half way on being a parent, it is not something you compromise on or should ever do if either you or your partner are on the fence. I swear to god I'm so concerned you're goingto end up with a woman, who have an immensely high chance of eventually desiring children (Even adopting has too harmful of an effect to your life, ethics aside.), especially if you make the incredibly foolish mistake of marrying her (Do not get married either, it is nothing but a legal contract and there is no need for it to validate your relationship. Look at the rates of long-term cohabitation in the Nordic region, this is the ideal cultural shift. So many critiques of this idiotic act.). Unfortunately we don't have schools on love, the most important aspect of most people's lives, and almost no one researches it in depth, the biological, particularly neurological and endocrine, underpinnings. The implications of the gene centric view of evolution, how it drives you to behavior harmful to yourself and others, unethical actions. Human psychology, profound cognitive biases, the evolutionary roots of man, society and culture etc. Then again, considering the kind of women you may be drawn to, how spineless and cowardly you could well be, at least at this point of your life and level of personal development, along with your fear of ending up alone, likely being unable to leave someone when necessary, and potentially avoiding a serious discussion on this subject and analysis of who they are, their views/justifications, to gauge whether they're likely to change their minds or at a high risk of doing so, it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if it did end up happening, and I guarantee you will regret it for the rest of your life.
*Slaps the shit out of you! One god strike across the face sending you flying across the room and to the ground, on the verge of breaking your cheek bone.*
GET A VASECTOMY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, YOU HAVE TO MUCH POTENTIAL TO RISK WASTING IT, RUINING IT, OVER THIS. I SWEAR TO GOD IF I EVER FIND OUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE CHILDREN I'LL TRACK DOWN YOU AND YOUR PARTNER AND DRUG HER WITH AN ABORTIFACIENT. I FEEL LIKE CHANNELING MY INNER EXTREMELY ABUSIVE ALCOHOLIC FATHER AND STRANGLING YOU IF YOU'RE EVEN CONSIDERING THIS!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-01 at 1:30 AM UTC in i want to see your drawingsso who likes to draw or sketch? i want to see what you do
it doesnt matter if it's good or not
the way someone draws says a lot about who they are so i wanna see whatchu do
here i am. not fishing for attention. just sharing and inquiring you all about your creativity
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2017-07-30 at 5:35 PM UTC in Dead CrossAnyone heard of them? They are a new band that just released its first album a few months ago, but all the members are prolific as fuck. It has justing pearson from the locust, mike patton from mr bungle, dave lombardo from slayer, and some other dude who i've never heard of before.
They are pretty rad and they are playing with secrect chiefs 3 in august. So if anyone wants to take a trip to austin and see the show that would be pimp af FAM. You can even sleep on my cats couch or you could share my bed with me as long as theirs no hanky panky. But I'm digressing.
It's pretty epic to hear both justin pearson and mike patton vox in one song. Check em out.
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2017-07-29 at 6:46 AM UTC in Things that women are better atMaking sandwiches.
Getting breast cancer.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-28 at 7:29 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by RisiR † Same here. I haven't eaten cereal in years but the last time I got some Cookie Crisps it only had stupid codes for a shitty app and a faggot game on the back of the box.
That was sad.
I remember once when I was really little, I got a floppy disc that had a captain crunch game on it. I just thought it was the coolest thing. Besides Notepad and Pick up Sticks, it was the only activity that could be done on my computer.
lol, I feel kind of nostalgic looking back how I had this little pitiful computer with just 2 programs & no internet connection. I was so impressed with how fancy my older sister's computer was because it had a CD drive and a whole bunch of card games.
(I remember playing Doom 2 with my older brother and attempting till we beat the game, I also vividly remember this game called "Spycraft" I was never able to get pass this one part halfway through, I've looked for this game since my childhood & have not been able to find a modern version to play)
*sigh* Simpler times.
Post last edited by What_a_Kreep at 2017-07-28T19:33:08.312314+00:00The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-28 at 8:36 AM UTC in And then it hit me...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-27 at 8:07 PM UTC in I always check my skanks when I get on
Originally posted by Totse 2001 The more I read into this.. The more I know that Infinity has a thing for big black cocks. Either cuck'n or wanting it himself or both.
When you were showering on the Big E or whatever ship you rode on, did you use to stare at the black guys showering? did you fantasize when it was still taboo in the Navy?
rode on. like a fucking bicycle.
there wasn't a single nigger in the area I 'lived' in. the majority of niggers lived down below in by the mess decks. I can't remember what the slang name their area was called...but it was derogatory. I literally saw niggers going into the 'bathrooms' with their food trays to sit down and shit while eating their food.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-27 at 6:19 PM UTC in wut u sai you men rael talkThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-27 at 4:48 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
Originally posted by mashlehash
I'm going to put you in a half nelson.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Dude, If you even attempted that, I'd put YOU in a half nelson and give you a crew-cut and then ask your dad for money for doing HIS job.
im going to stuff both of you bottom faggots into the same gimp suit and work out all my priapism fantasies on your collective orifices.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-26 at 3:55 PM UTC in yes Bill Krozby, i'd do the same pal.
Originally posted by infinityshock he's does. he's said when he was younger he literally accepted money from older men for sexually explicit photogrpahy.
OOOOOOH I remember that I think LMFAO.
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2017-07-25 at 10:11 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSBill Krozby is lsd's final formThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-24 at 1:03 AM UTC in The art of fart (dare to take the fart pill FAM?!)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-23 at 11:40 PM UTC in Decarboxylating Cannabis Inside of A Coconut?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
