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  1. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock im saying…suck my dick.

    And I'm saying, on my dick you shall sit, faggot bitch
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  2. Originally posted by mashlehash I mean, making a hole in a coconut, placing some potent Cannabis in a Coconut, somehow patch the hole so no smoke comes out and cooking it.

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  3. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist you just reminded me of when i was 12 doing a paper round. i had to deliver some in this old peoples residency place and had to go inside and deliver them to the doors. i noticed at the end of all these corridors was an exit with a push bar opener. i knew where it came out and after a few days figured it quicker to leave through that door than go back round all the corridors. so i put the last paper through, approached the door, pushed the bar and walked through, only to be showered in fucking earwigs. they must have been in the rotting frame or something. freaked me the fuck out, especially the way it came out of nowhere unexpected like that, lol.




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    When I was like 6/7 years old I had a tool box my dad gave me and i kept all my action figures in and I was out in the backyard and saw a huge spider and threw the tool box on top of the spider to kill it and all of these lil babie spiders busted out of its body and I started screaming and ran through the gate and I saw a butterfly and out of fear I punched it and it died.

    It's stuck with me for years.

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-07-23T21:37:51.360723+00:00
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  5. You are a hipster. Just stop. Stop fucking anyone. You need to get your sexual shit figured out; without fucking other people.

    Spend some time alone dude.
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  6. Originally posted by mashlehash That is so spectacular. I love bit art.

    me 2 look at this dude
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  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Those are Mashlehash

    that's tragic
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  8. Originally posted by -SpectraL Like any muscle, the tit muscles must be regularly worked, or else they get sore. Obviously, African women exercise their tit muscles from a very early age.



    I've got nothing.
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  9. Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    I tried so hard
    And got so far
    In the end
    It doesn't even mattururururrurhhhh
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  10. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    I think T-Shirt Helleque banners for the site would be cool. Maybe advertise the different boards to promote users going on sections they wouldn't normally go on.
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  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    MomentaryLapseofReason spread peanut butter on his arsehole and let a dog lick it, then posted on IRC about it. Then it got posted to the Totse boards with screenshots. So MLoR went apeshit and threatened to bring in the feds. The real feds. Apparently, he did work for a federal department and felt the screenshots and chatter was a threat to his employment and family life. Then he went rank and deleted entire forums and banned a bunch of people, until Jeff himself had to remove him and ban him.

    Goooood times. It is soooo good to hear it.
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  12. Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Meesa Meesa
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  14. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Protip: upon killing a boyfriend, eat his heart to gain his strength, and the love felt toward him by everyone who does
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  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    No, you don't get served concentrated juice crystals. Just the juice. About a cup of crystals can make 100's of glasses of nice refreshment.

    Back in the old days, if you came in with nothing, knowing you were going in beforehand, you'd get beat to a pulp. In fact, some inmates even went as far as to assume the newcomer may be holding out, dragging him into the washroom, and performing a forced enema with an empty shampoo bottle on him, just to make he wasn't holding back any goodies.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Tommy
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  17. Your other option is piss jugs.

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  19. Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Wouldn't you want to extract t3h w33d into a more stable medium? Fat oxidises and goes rancid over time. Surely you could do the same process with something like cooking oil? I've seen guides making use of glycerol which you can also use in baking.

    Sheeit. Can you imagine cooking a nice steak with weed butter and garlic?

    Post last edited by Esplender at 2017-07-15T12:18:39.351675+00:00
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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