Posts by WE SMOOTH

1. 2018-05-25 at 11:40 AM UTC in Fonaplats is gay as hell.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Yeah! Fuck Steele!
2. 2018-05-25 at 11:33 AM UTC in Mal sold me her shithole pussy over 2 years ago
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Mal's a definite fatteh.
3. 2018-05-25 at 11:28 AM UTC in Hang w/ Me While I Get Drink at The Office
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby you'd be surprised my ex gf cranberries / snax stalked me for several years on zoklet all the way up to this site and call me a rapist yet still wanted the dick from me until i cut her off.

   
   This happens as a direct result of having large penis & targeting slammers
4. 2018-05-25 at 11:26 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RestStop Only true OG blood trap niggaz will feel this :
   
   

   
   Told my granny I don't need a bed I'm sleepin' on the floor! This song dings.
5. 2018-05-25 at 2:27 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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6. 2018-05-25 at 2:25 AM UTC in NIS Adventure: When Bill Krozby ..
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Oh, really? I don't think it will.

   
   You dohn't scahre me.
7. 2018-05-25 at 1:14 AM UTC in NIS Adventure: When Bill Krozby ..
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats really rich coming from a middle aged man who cried about his teenage heart throb nigger whore heroin fake gf for 20 pages who can't even afford a real pizza. get real man

   
   That phone will come out yo hand
8. 2018-05-24 at 3:39 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by HTS Well that is just false.

   
   Death is available, but a "thing" (as in something to experience) it is not
9. 2018-05-24 at 3:28 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Malice Why should people be expected to like life or the world around them?

   
   Life is literally the only thing available man
10. 2018-05-24 at 3:23 AM UTC in My best friend is in the mental hospital
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Fuck a warrant I ain't goin to court
11. 2018-05-24 at 3:23 AM UTC in My best friend is in the mental hospital
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel He's currently using their laptops to make a game on RPG maker based on all the personalities from the hospital.
    
    I'm trying to get him to play rust with me.
    
    and he just sent me this
    
    "Last night they hit me with like 20 percent of the retard beam and blindness
    They can make me retarded with the touch of a button and blind they can make me blind"

    
    My baby mama just put me on child support
12. 2018-05-24 at 2:45 AM UTC in im fucking sad as always, putting aldra on drop this time, nice knowing you guys
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    Mmq, you should move to Atlanta to start a new life with Grimace. Get a job washing cars off Moreland Ave in East Atlanta. Your black coworkers will call you Fargo. They will think you're a cool ass white boy, but the owner - he'll think of you like the son he never had. He'll expand and put you in charge of his second location in Zone 3.
    
    You'll share dinners with Grimace and his family. You'll meet a nice Georgia girl and fall in love. Have some kids. You won't be able to contain your smile when you wake up in the morning. You'll find real happiness. And at the end of your life you'll think what might never have been if you played it safe and stayed in North Dakota.
13. 2018-05-24 at 2:39 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Change my name to Former_Member!!
14. 2018-05-24 at 2:39 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by twistquest She needs honesty. Her life is completely pointless.

    
    It's way beyond that man. Everyone on here tells her the truth but she just does what she does. I'd just be sad to lose a member period. Hahaha. Seriously.
15. 2018-05-23 at 2:34 AM UTC in What currently is currently the temperature in your place of current residence currently?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    71 degrees. Or trying to be at least
16. 2018-05-23 at 2:29 AM UTC in Life just kicked me in the balls.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by AngryOnion We are working things out,lately I just get drunk and sleep in my chair,fuck it.
    She was pretty cool with me trippen the other night though,kept asken "How you doing hahhahah"
    But she was shitfaced so whatever.

    
    Sounds weak fam.
17. 2018-05-23 at 2:25 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Malice You can't afford it, then. Unless you're ever planning to take a vacation to Mexico or somewhere else where it's cheap.

    
    Dude, pour a little bit into a soda. That's $500/pint drank.
18. 2018-05-23 at 1:52 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Da Leg Itches https://erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=68249

    
    Sounds lit.
    
    Malice you should just binge on this shit bruh.
19. 2018-05-23 at 1:51 AM UTC in What if pedophiles were actually right this entire time
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the pat-man Hard naw from me dawg, I tend to do the opposite of whatever inbred rural arabs do.

    
    Patman sits at a dive bar. An old 48 year old leatherface blonde walks in. Used to be a meth head.
    
    Patman, drunk off 17 beers says 'whoo! That's a smoker!'
    
    He spits in his hand, slicks back his hair and makes his approach
20. 2018-05-23 at 1:18 AM UTC in Fonaplats' IM FINALLY FREE. FUCK YEAH - WEDNESDAY!
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    
    You look like one of them niggas that ate bugs as a kid.