Posts by WE SMOOTH

2018-06-08 at 4:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by ohfralala You just called me old so we ain’t fuckin little whoadie

You probably are old. And you may even be in a wheelchair. How the fuck you got time to be making all these posts all day?

Anyway - let's fuck, even if you're in a wheelchair. You'll like it.

2018-06-08 at 4:16 AM UTC in Take eBagger to church

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

https://vocaroo.com/delete/s19pGLUZ8jT1/9aa4a1cde55e8150

2018-06-08 at 4:11 AM UTC in Take eBagger to church

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

🎵🎵he liked that song right before he was fished

Search in his mom's pantry, make whatever you wish 🎵🎵

🎵🎵I believe that eBagger definitely plaaays fortnite🎵🎵

https://vocaroo.com/i/s19pGLUZ8jT1

2018-06-08 at 3:34 AM UTC in So I decided to seek council My pcp said I need a shrink.

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by AngryOnion I'm so fucked in the head right now.
I have a appointment with this guy.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/robert-p-doherty-natick-ma/91893
What can I expect and what can I gain from talking to someone who's just in it for the money?

That guy seems pretty legit.

2018-06-08 at 3:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Let's do this. Where ya at?

2018-06-08 at 3:28 AM UTC in Who else is jobless in their mid-20's/older?

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by NARCassist oh my god, haha

just posted in the other fred

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Thats an extremely low wage you're proud to be surpassing nigga.

2018-06-08 at 3:18 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL

This was sad as hell

2018-06-08 at 3:16 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by DietPiano Sometimes its fun to feel self pity if you know in the back of your head that it isn't quite true. Just enough to make a rainy day seem a bit more somber, grants a sense of reverance and dampens something in the soul (in a good way). Darkens things.

DateHotel users are dank. You're like an abstract sophie.

2018-06-08 at 2:05 AM UTC in Smokin on dat spice-K2 shit

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

We called it sham, like a sham weed. On the wayback machine you can reference me talking about being unable to stop smoking sham with my bath salts. Sketchy indian gas stations were the best.

2018-06-08 at 1:58 AM UTC in So I decided to seek council My pcp said I need a shrink.

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Uhh you shoulda had side hoes throughout your whole marriage.

2018-06-08 at 1:57 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by ohfralala “I heard you say once that a lie is sweet in the beginning and bitter in the end, and truth is bitter in the beginning, and sweet in the end. Is the drug like the lie, and meditation the truth?”

You say a lot of shit I fuck with.

Get yo old ass over here and let's have sex!

2018-06-07 at 2:34 AM UTC in TSTM erases the person from your inbox

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by Something Squirrel then why the fuck people lying

Lmao i forgot about this meme/video..

But really you lying to protect the next day of your volatile jealousy ridden relationship

2018-06-07 at 1:42 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Chick fil a.

2018-06-07 at 1:39 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by Obbe

This is a baddie.

2018-06-06 at 12:23 PM UTC in WTF MY MAIN BISH JILL DONE TSTM

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 And she's met dhers. Doubt she cares if anyone on here believes she's real tho.

WTF.. i was trying to draw first pussy.

2018-06-06 at 12:22 PM UTC in WTF MY MAIN BISH JILL DONE TSTM

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by ohfralala This reminds me of every relationship I’ve ever been in. Demanding someone leaves and then when they finally do I cry in the corner wondering why.

Dis fucked me up

2018-06-05 at 1:01 PM UTC in NIS Twitter feed

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 My secret talent is pretending I don’t care and bottling up my feelings and then out of no where surprising someone with a 7 page paragraph text about everything they’ve ever done to wrong me

Haha!

2018-06-05 at 12:59 AM UTC in no social interactions since more than a year

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

This shit was gangsta as hell. i wish i did buy crypto back then but i would have just wasted it on drugs back when it was like $12.

2018-06-05 at 12:44 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by CASPER Fair enough. I mean I'm not surprised you feel like shit. You wallow in your feels all day long without any stimulation or new experiences or even face-to-face contact with other human beings. I mean I've been in that exact position, and I know which things made it worse, and which made it better. And even if I don't feel the best I've ever felt at this particular moment, I'm grateful for the attributes I do have, the opportunities I have, and the possibilities that are open to me if I keep cultivating myself in a positive direction. If I ever get to a point where I feel like I'm objectively out of options, yeah- suicide isn't unreasonable. I don't think most people here feel it is. But someone healthy and in the prime of their life harping on this shit is all kinds of retarded.

Is this one of those autistic things where you get stuck in thought loops about very specific topics, like dinosaurs or some shit?

RNS

*Sigh* more unwanted advice incoming..

Life is about riding the waves, when you're up build up yo shit up so when you're down the money got you safe and sound crib car and everything.

2018-06-04 at 2:36 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Niggas, stop talking to Malice!

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