Posts by WE SMOOTH

1. 2018-07-04 at 7:04 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Wtf how is no one in tinychat I was hoping for at least 1 lil baby.
2. 2018-07-03 at 1:01 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Ayy CI why you up before noon? Breakfast all veggies no eggs? Gym, all chest no legs?
3. 2018-07-03 at 1 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Captain Do you think hookers conduct their own business inquiries?
   
   No, it for pimps to peddle hookers.

   
   I know that some do. Or maybe their pimps were hiding in the bedroom with the strap all along logged into protonmail.
4. 2018-07-03 at 12:22 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Captain Use proton mail

   
   Thought that was just for hookers
5. 2018-07-03 at 12:22 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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   This dings.
6. 2018-07-03 at 1:43 AM UTC in Dating apps
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I live in sadness*
7. 2018-07-02 at 12:12 PM UTC in Dating apps
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Woke up in a big ol white mansion I make Obama moves..
8. 2018-06-30 at 5:30 PM UTC in I'm still alive and kickin' unfortunately... I'm now in the most ghetto nursing home in the world.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   HYDRAMAWRPHAWNE.. I'm in a nursing home
9. 2018-06-30 at 5:28 PM UTC in I'm gonna pour my heart out here, guys. I'm at my lowest. :(
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Actually scratch that, my game just sucks for women above like 20 and I be getting too old for that.
10. 2018-06-30 at 5:27 PM UTC in I'm gonna pour my heart out here, guys. I'm at my lowest. :(
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Captain If you stop giving so much of a shit about getting laid as an objective, and try to be a happy, self fulfilled person, your pussy game will improve dramatically.

    
    I'm too far in the direction of loving myself that I talk myself out of pussy I don't reaaally want.. this has been a problem for the past few months.
11. 2018-06-29 at 11:10 PM UTC in When you’re having the best day ever
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -mal- And you wish your lover was there to enjoy it with you. My company is halfway through “lake day”. We’ve got a sweet ass mansion on Lake Austin with an infinity pool, boat and jet ski rentals, a snow cone truck, and lots of catering and booze.
    
    And I get two spend two nights in this house and all I can think about is using that garden tub with someone special.

    
    Lol fuck a coworker while your cuck bf drinks a craft brew in a flannel 😎
12. 2018-06-29 at 5:32 PM UTC in Went to visit Slag
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by komokazi Getting arrested is noob shit. We could do enough meth that we could masturbate with one hand while fending off numerous officers that would make a PCP-fueled police encounter look like child's play.

    
    But you stay in jail man..
13. 2018-06-29 at 5:31 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by NARCassist i really dig this sort of look on a chick.
    
    
    
    
    
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    I grew up to be who I wanna be so.. the more niggas talk I'ma shine
14. 2018-06-29 at 1:17 PM UTC in Went to visit Slag
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Man I wanna swoop thru and hang out but yall niggas gonna get me arrested.
15. 2018-06-29 at 3:11 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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    Dings.
16. 2018-06-28 at 4:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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17. 2018-06-28 at 2:40 AM UTC in Attn: A College Professor
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala We will make one happen one day.

    
    Mmhmmm
18. 2018-06-28 at 2:39 AM UTC in First I break your ankles then I break your heart
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Manonfire Heart been broke for a yr

    
    I aint been happy since 07
19. 2018-06-27 at 1:05 PM UTC in PM me questions u want to have asked anonymusly on ur bee half
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    What's the price of drank right now in Charleston, SC?
20. 2018-06-27 at 3:40 AM UTC in Attn: A College Professor
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala I’m not in TC, but you might be talking to Squirrel, so ignore me if you are.

    
    Man I didn't see that that shit was hours old either way. I thought there was an awesome party going on in there.