Posts by WE SMOOTH

1. 2018-06-27 at 2:54 AM UTC in Attn: A College Professor
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   If you play Cardi B in TC I'll go and show myself. I'm pretty buzzed rn.
2. 2018-06-26 at 2:27 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala If I am what I represent then it does matter who I am and your original statement makes zero sense.
   
   
   
   For instance I could portray myself as a slut and represent every skank in America but in reality I could be a very loyal person who doesn’t sleep around. In this instance, what I represent is not what I am and bears no importance.

   
   You got trolled. That nigga has been doing this for 20 years..
3. 2018-06-26 at 1:45 AM UTC in I COULD HAVE BEEN AN ADIDAS MODEL
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   If I see you pull up with the three stripes, I'ma fuck around and make you my bitch!
4. 2018-06-25 at 12:37 PM UTC in Pick up lines that work for you Every time
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   https://media2.giphy.com/media/Ru9sjtZ09XOEg/200.gif
   
   Ugh fuck this. Didn't work.
5. 2018-06-25 at 12:26 PM UTC in SERIOUSLY LANNY?!? LIKE SERIOUSLY?
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Feds did a sweep
6. 2018-06-25 at 3:21 AM UTC in once i did acid in hawaii
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Thanks for sharing fam.
7. 2018-06-25 at 3:07 AM UTC in how long will you live
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by greenplastic i bet i will outlive you all with your propylene glycolized caramel lungs. i have one cup of tea a day. other than that i drink water only. never smoked or done drugs, never drink alcohol. my biggest stressor is a slight general anxiety and depression. i had one period of like 4 months between jobs where i was depressed, but i took some classes at a local community college and got better from that. i also exercise fairly often. i could probably be a fucking adidas model or some shit if i really wanted to. i'm too shy though and would rather live quietly and modestly

   
   What?
8. 2018-06-25 at 3:05 AM UTC in sometimes when i am sad i go to this mall by my house
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by greenplastic it has a lot of nice stores that sell interesting things, the kind of things you might not buy, or you might, since you have a decent paying tech job like i do, but are really interesting to look at. all kinds of intricate contraptions, toy trains, books, music from all over the world. outside it's hectic as fuck and inside too but the things in there calm me when i feel cut off. then i step outside into the bright loud street at 11 pm and go home to my quiet life
   
   i wish there were better solutions to dealing with my problems. but what can i do except continue living my life in absolute perfection?

   
   Speaking my language here dude.
9. 2018-06-25 at 3:04 AM UTC in once i did acid in hawaii
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Your life is dope & you do dope shit
10. 2018-06-22 at 3:36 AM UTC in are you friends with your neighbors?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala I bet that makeup sex was on point. Obviously something kept y’all stuck for 5 years lol.
    
    What was the final straw?

    
    It totally was especially when we were fighting early on cause I was a closet meth addict. I think eating her ass and pussy for hours just solidified our bond.
    
    But it was basically a routine circular argument, just realized nothing was going to change and I hated how I felt.
11. 2018-06-22 at 3:02 AM UTC in are you friends with your neighbors?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Kokokol 1.. i gotta the self taught man
12. 2018-06-22 at 2:23 AM UTC in are you friends with your neighbors?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    My old neighbors used to hear me and my ex fighting all the time and I know it and it was embarassing. Every time I'd pass him he'd say "hey.. man" knowing that I had a shitty home life lol
    
    
    New neighbor I have seen exactly once and I've been in this place about 5 months. Nigga didn't even wave.
13. 2018-06-21 at 1:09 PM UTC in I'm still alive and kickin' unfortunately... I'm now in the most ghetto nursing home in the world.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lol I wonder when Geyylleym will pop in.
14. 2018-06-21 at 2:54 AM UTC in Enter's Rolling Revelations Thread lol
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enterita Do it like do it like do it like that
    
    

    
    Lol enter was off a $80 molly but it was real shit from se asia.
15. 2018-06-21 at 1:15 AM UTC in Saw Peach Kelli Pop lastnight
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Where was S. twist
16. 2018-06-21 at 12:52 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Thats the problem. There is very little space.

    
    Lol nigga there's probably already a par sheet to follow you just being dramatic.
17. 2018-06-20 at 4:17 AM UTC in Enter's Rolling Revelations Thread lol
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Hope you doing alright man.
18. 2018-06-20 at 3:46 AM UTC in XXXtentacion is dead
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I read the allegations of him wanting to rape his ex with a barbecue fork for cheating or whatever and all I could think was man he probably loved her lol
19. 2018-06-19 at 5:59 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    
    
    Ain't wastin my money on DANCERS
20. 2018-06-19 at 12:23 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Tomorrow I have to start ordering shit at my work and I'm mildly terrified. What if I order too much? What if I don't order enough?
    
    Being in charge kinda sucks honestly.

    
    Make a par inventory list nigga.