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2020-01-15 at 7:46 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
Originally posted by Sudo I never thought I'd say this but tort can do better
ooh this is a good thing i learned, just cause you can do better doesn’t mean you will always be able to reach your potential. sometimes you gotta fuck a chick you’re just not that attracted to if you aint that good looking.
Originally posted by Sudo It was very predictable, I kinda remember this tale and believe I have posts linked to it where I predict that very outcome based on his lack of assertion and her character. I'm sure WS has some better stories since. I like WS because he's introspective and self effacing
i think you’re thinking of the stripper i met afterwards. after this ghosting i described i was kinda depressed and said “fuck these hoes” to the universe then met another girl i caught feelings for right afterwards lmao.
oh, one important thing i learned which may seem obvious is that most of the girls that are into me are pretty similar and whether i want to be in a relationship with them or not really depends on how far above my attractiveness threshold they are, & the same is probably true for them, so it’s just a shallow world & i should try to get some hobbies or something lmao -
2020-01-15 at 7:33 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
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2020-01-14 at 3:57 AM UTC in What drug will you absolutely never do again?
Originally posted by fucking_weirdo meth is like 10 times as destructive when you're in a relationship lol
As HORRIBLE as it is, the most purely enjoyable times of my life were being with my ex while maintaining a meth addiction - having my cake and eating it too. I would stay up all night and watch porn on my phone, when I got bored I would just feel her up. What wasn't fun is her wanting to pounce me and my dick being on straight gummy worm every time and making the lamest excuses and slowly destroying a good relationship, possibly the best i'll ever have. -
2020-01-14 at 3:45 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
for today, this is my favorite song -
2020-01-14 at 3:41 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Update: it was these kinda vibes
Haven't felt this way in a whiiile, and i wonder what will ruin this (similar to caspers sentiment) but one thing I've learned is to always be yourself & trust that the right outcome will happen good or bad, cause you can self sabotage with this kind of negative thinking.
Lyrics:
Tongue kissing her, spit drippin' (sheesh)
I wanna fuck in the sheets
I wanna play with that pussy cat
She wanna suck on this D
I wanna bust up in her and
Make her scream Saaheem
I wanna eat her Garfield and rub up on her feet
LOL I was re-reading my old posts from last year and this girl ended up hella ghosting me after three dates of wanting to take it slow. The last time I saw her she kept giving me the catchers mitt and offered to split the bill at dinner. Then I let her drive my car back to my house. I should have let her pay for half cause when we got back to my house she all of a sudden had to go home that night but she let me rub her pussy thru her yoga pants and she saw I had a boner then I told her to grab it then she said "you're awesome." Before she was gonna leave I had her pinned against the wall kissing her and she gave me some lusty eyes and I was all gay like "oh yeah, I'll get her next time she'll be fiendin" then SHE FUCKIN GHOSTED ME slowly over the next 3 days like WTF? -
2020-01-14 at 3:36 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2020-01-14 at 3:05 AM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
Originally posted by theshroomguy Ever since I've been on an invoulantary break from weed it seems impossible to live in the moment anymore. Any joy I get out of anything is sucked out by the idea it will eventually get old and is not permanently entertaining. And this is pretty much an invoulantary thought loop I keep having. Fuck I can't wait to pick up again…
I feel ya, that's the last monkey I'm really trying to shake off. Weed isn't that bad but I kinda used it as a personality substitute for too long, I don't like the grogginess, laziness, social anxiety etc, and I'm kinda ready to be 'serious' with my life & keep learning, ready to piss in a cup for the next opportunity if it pops up rather than worrying about fake piss etc.
I've been semi seriously trying to quit for the past 5 months. In that time the longest consecutive time I put together was 3 weeks which I fucked up just after Thanksgiving. In that time I remember that I.. wasn't that much more bored or anything I was just aware more of my loneliness and really had to fight to fill the weekends sometimes. Which I realize is bullshit cause I was obviously just doing nothing anyway. But now there's this annoying guilt when I smoke weed and waste time which makes it less enjoyable.
Pros were that my anxiety was getting better, I felt more 'accomplished' like I had nothing to hide.. but somewhere along the way I got sad.
I was going to the gym and even boinking this nasty stoner mom chick who was really sweet. But I met this other corporate girl who smokes and she kinda convinced me I was worrying too much for nothing.
Then I bought an adderall script to 'buckle down' and study but ended up just jacking off and listening to Frank Ocean. I have like a pt of meth from my coworker and I feel the addiction howling but I'll.. probably just smoke weed. And wake up tired. And do it all again. -
2020-01-01 at 7:48 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
Originally posted by CASPER Bump for lack of sober threads
1 year and 28 days off heroin. Haven’t even had a drink in over a year and probably 8 months since I smoked weed.
Everything pretty much still the same. Or…idk. Everything feels the same but a lot of things are really different too. I talk to a lot more people. I’m able to be more honest. I do things I should do, even though I d9nt particular enjoy them. I’m able to go to dinner with family friends. And I think it’d been at least 10 years since the last time I took a picture with my mom.
So idk. Shits not perfect but nothing is. Not feeling the earth turning doesn’t mean it isn’t happening. Just gotta keep doin what I do, and be better in little ways each day.
That’s all. 🙂
This is good shit man. While this may sound silly in comparison, I’ve been trying to quit smoking weed but ending up with an empty feeling life then eventually justifying it to myself again. It’s annoying. but you’ve done great fam. -
2020-01-01 at 7:40 PM UTC in what kind of drunk are you?Depends on how I feel life is going.
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2020-01-01 at 7:39 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕HNY guys. Anyone remember VinMetal666 posting a video on NYE 2010? Saying shit like “whoa.. its 2010”
Life’s way different now but I’m still kinda the same. -
2019-12-20 at 1:24 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by 1993 What's the cure for total drug burnout? I don't have enough natural dopamine left to do anything, literally anything at all, playing a fucking flash game on newgrounds is too much energy for me. I just stare at walls all day
exercise.
My shit be depleted also. After taking molly like once a week at the beginning of this year, it hasn't worked for me too well the past two times.
I did a bunch of coke & adderall this weeke...
Yeah I've gotten into this gay mode where I beat myself up for not constantly working towards my goals, better now than after 30. I suppose. But I can't even smoke weed anymore. Except that's a lie, I smoked some with the chubby chick I'm porking last week. I guess I'm just not feeling life right now. But I'm maintaining -
2019-11-23 at 1:58 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕Who saw this?
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2019-11-21 at 2:54 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕Hey guys.
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2019-10-05 at 12:24 AM UTC in Why does marijuana have the lowest detection level in drug tests?it is really a sick joke that the most benign drug out there, that i really enjoy, stays in your system FOREVER.
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2019-10-01 at 2:24 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by DietPiano My ex facebok me
Man her goods were just as nice back when she was 15, no pedo (ok pedo, but not bc of her). You can't really tell because she's posing modestly like a good wimmin.
She's crazy and still posts about doing pills but that doesn't mean I don't wanna catch up with her per se. She has a kid now, she got pregnant shortly after I convinced her she didn't get pregnant from me.
The saddest part of getting older is having to fuck bitches with mommy bellies -
2019-09-22 at 6:09 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-09-15 at 9:34 PM UTC in I got banned from tinder again lolaustin tinder is so lit. it's like the promised land
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2019-09-15 at 9:32 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕The last few pages could have been from any year since Zoklet
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2019-09-15 at 4:25 PM UTC in Saturday date with a Russian, Sunday date with a FilipinaLol for a while I would load my weekend with dates. Turns out whether the first date goes good or bad I really didn't wanna do the second one at all and would just ghost those gurls.
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2019-09-15 at 12:05 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕I think I broke the thread. Instead, I'll go to bed.
