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  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    i’m too drunk to read back but OMG covid 19 is wild. i took shrooms the other night and after the peak i started reading articles about it then my vision literally went black like i was dying lol that had me shook.


    I’m going to be travelling next week for work lol hope i don’t spread shit around or get it spread to me.
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    working from home the past couple days and smoking so much weed.
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    i’ve been smoking straight gas!

    about to be quarantined like a muh fucka. also about to be experiencing some unrequited lovesickness but i still beat and watched it bounce up & down in the mirror.
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    i’m putting drugs in my drink
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    thought i was fuckin her yeah yeah woke up it was just a dream
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    oh yeah I forgot it's late as shit.
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    this song is so beautiful lol



    update:

    it's the season for hedonism so i'm shelving my other plans for now and trying to fuck girls/party etc. I just jacked off for like 6 hrs on the ice lol. Work in the AM, I will be OK it's friday.

    girls just be fucking me up, i fell in love on accident again lol and was promptly let down. time to try 15 more gorls til I feel something again.
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I got hoes

    Calllin a young nigga phone.
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER i feel like dogshit. Sponsor thinks its the methadone. I think im just a miserable fuck honestly. Found some dope and smelled the bag. Heated a bit on a knife so i could smell it. Like im okay most of the time but even as miserable as i was on H, there were moments where everything just kind if clicked. I felt not necessarily happiness but…idk….peace? I dont remember the last time i felt like that. My body fucking hurts. Forced myself to do a meeting thjs morning and one after work, but i really didnt get much out of it. Iwent for a walk even though my leg is fucking killing me, bc i watched a wes watson video this morning about not being a fucking bitch. But then i laughed thinking about spittingin his face and having his zen blissed out facade crumble bc everyone has a breaking point. A dude at work was talking a bunch if shit and i actually visualized how and where id need to let him hurt me before i could sink a box cutter into his stomach and do minimal jail time.

    God im fucking tired.I think im going to quit the zoloft bc all it seems to do is make me shit my guts out for 3/4 of the day. And if i end up this mopey and fucked, why would i even put myself through that? Girl wanted togo out for Valentines day, but i just cant do it. Points to me though, my gut reaction was to start a fight so we wouldnt talk for a couple weeks,but i just told her i was sick.

    i tried watching some movies about people with terminal illnesses finding meaning and acceptance and shit, and found myself theorizing about what the best terminal illness i should ask the universe for. I think i settled on gastric cancer. One of the cancer kids talked about making your own happiness so i smiled in the mirror for like 5 minutes and felt nothing just looked likea fat serial killer so i layed back down.

    ugh. whatever. goodnight.

    team casper
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER its obv not the end of the world but if it makes you unhappy and you feel like youre not in control- thats a problem. Why do you think you “need” something to get through the day? Boredom, anxiety, etc? What does it do for you thats so great that it makes you deal with feeling like a loser?

    it’s the boredom/groundhog day feeling. when i smoke and it hits me just right I can’t stop walking around my crib feeling grateful.
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    much lower stakes but i’m back in full stoner mode again and i feel like a fuckin loser.
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    The man who put it in my hoood..
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Had a good day 2day. Flushed like .3 meth down the toilet earlier but I be enjoying the night (only saying that from the high)
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    i’m a fuckin idol justlike ryan seacrest
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Yay!
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop Who remembers this movie? Shit was lit son.

    I watched this movie for the first time a couple months ago and fully enjoyed it and I don’t remember that scene at all lol
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Yeah was definitely thinking of a stripper. Dude, I have literally been in relationships (one wasn't official but is still important in my life for a certain reason) with 5 girls WITH THE SAME NAME who all have similar characteristics and situations. It's like groundhog day but I can't figure out how to do it right. I literally ask God what the test is he's asking me and how can I pass to be freed of this infinite loop.

    I would think about the best qualities each of them have and compare them to each other to make a composite of the best girl for you and go with the highest ranking one. Obviously physical attractiveness ranks very highly so that should be weighed a little heavier. Sometimes you impose qualities on girls tho that you either want or want to believe they have when they really don't lol. Knowing yourself is the key to relationships ime, sun tsu art of war shit, know your yourself first and you can't be defeated because you know what you want and who can give it to you and isn't just telling you what you want to hear all superficially.

    Sometimes I ask myself, like
    You know, what is going to take for me not be afraid
    To be loved the way, like, I really wanna be loved
    But that I know how I really wanna be loved
    But I'm, but I'm, like, scared to really, really feel that
    You know, it's like you want something but you don't know if you can handle it
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby weeeel yeah she is.. I did it.. anything with a hole is fuckable. But what I regret about it was I ate her out in the morning before doing it and she tasted really bad, like she tasted like piss.

    What a gentleman
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut


    i know CASPER has listened to this song in 2015.
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cheyes I had to do krek and now fentanyls to honour my homie bling bling who died. Somebodys giving it to me for free in a little bit.

    I keep getting free opiates this year for some reason, i got 200 in free dilaudid, some nigger tried to get me to trade some hamburgers at whitecastle for his tramadols that he just got out the hospital from overdosing on and having a seizure but i turned him down because i really didn't want to buy that nigger some chzbrgers and also i had just gotten off tramadols like the week before. Now im gettin free blinganyls.. it wouldn't be right to let him down by not doin the wombo combo

    Also I got backed into by a retard in my parked car in a retarded no fault state…

    really bad day

    i yelled at a bunch of people and was generally a terrible person

    But then I got a loan offer for a shitload of money (for me) so now I have some leverage (not that i know what that word MEANS) to ruin my life if i want hehehehehehehehehehe

    *farts on heads and runs away*


    krek?

    i’ve also been fuckin up but i’m stopping the madness just like Fargeaux
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