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  1. Originally posted by RisiR † What is this post talking about?

    Drug packaging obviously

    When I sold erryday tuglyfe trapahawlick I'd have so much shit on the go Id always forget sandwich bags but I had a bunch of long rolls of plastic for vacuum sealing so whatever someone got it was either cigarette foil, a receipt or a vacuum sealed plastic bag you can only really open once
  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    That's what I thought.

    We got those really, really fucking flimsy yellow garbage bags here that some lowlives use and that's the fucking worst.


  3. Sploo should find someone to help him market his IQ tests as "Xtreme Ultra Adult Puzzle Pack 2"
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  4. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Should I still fuck this chick even though she's on her period? I'd probably have to get a hotel, because she's my roommate's ex, and I pay him rent and don't want it to cause problems. But I haven't gotten laid in a few years and don't feel like waiting another week.
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box that's not poppy

    this thread needs more poppy

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqGPq1zrD5E


    Listen nigga. Poppy is beautiful yes. but Mars Argo was a genuine real qt, with talent too. I mean Poppy can sing also, but wtf m8? Where's Mars Argo and why is Titanic Sinclair with Poppy now?
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RisiR † What is this post talking about?

    Niggas selling crack.
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Should I still fuck this chick even though she's on her period? I'd probably have to get a hotel, because she's my roommate's ex, and I pay him rent and don't want it to cause problems. But I haven't gotten laid in a few years and don't feel like waiting another week.

    A real sailor sails the red sea too.
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  8. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by DietPiano

    Dude...

    Do you have the original "sploo on a ride", too? That's an ultra rare. We thought it was gone.
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano

    Sploo should find someone to help him market his IQ tests as "Xtreme Ultra Adult Puzzle Pack 2"

    *pussle
  10. Originally posted by RisiR † Dude…

    Do you have the original "sploo on a ride", too? That's an ultra rare. We thought it was gone.

    I will


    bestow

    it

    when it is

    least



    expected
  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    You mean now?
  12. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I done did it.
  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by stare rape After all the millions of years of evolution the human brain has had you'd think people would find a better solution than the corner cut out of a sandwich baggie.

    The kind of profit margins these cretins make and they still can't muster up the funds or brainpower for a fifteen minute trip to the hobby store.

    FFS people

    as long as you don't cheap out and use those really thin shitty ones its actually an ideal wrap for powder. i do prefer the powder wrapped in a cigarette paper then wrapped in the plastic. but if you tie a knot in it too you got a perfect sealed waterproof wrap. you can even swallow that shit and it'll still be good when it comes out the other end, and i should know, had to do that a few times over the years.



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  14. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Well, I'm officially reconsidering my recent life choices.

    That last bag of crystal caused instant and extreme amnesia, and tasted like straight lighter fluid. Now what if I would've shot that?

    Looks like I ought to stick to benzedrex and T-PAIN. Nothing good can come out of this.
  15. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    And what the hell flavor is black 4 loko supposed to be? Shits fucking horrid
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I done did it.

    Lol LSD you're in savage mode since you came from jail.

    She texted you like "thanks for the burrito"

    Then you were all like "want to have sex even though you're my roommates ex on drug court?"
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  17. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Lol LSD you're in savage mode since you came from jail.

    She texted you like "thanks for the burrito"

    Then you were all like "want to have sex even though you're my roommates ex on drug court?"

    Two different chicks actually. Roommate's ex and then the other chick from drug court.
  18. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Should I still fuck this chick even though she's on her period? I'd probably have to get a hotel, because she's my roommate's ex, and I pay him rent and don't want it to cause problems. But I haven't gotten laid in a few years and don't feel like waiting another week.

    Only thing that a period stops is a sentence.
  19. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Two different chicks actually. Roommate's ex and then the other chick from drug court.


    That’s still savage mode.
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  20. Went to one of those yuppie clothing stores today. AE and Buckle.

    Salesbro -he was bro- came up to me and made me let him help me, I kind of brushed him off saying like "Any sales going on?" "Not really? "Okay sounds good." but he came back to me after like five minutes, more persistent this time.

    He starts asking me personal questions- What I do, where I go to school, where I'm from. I know what he's doing but entertain him and stop him after a while and tell him that I want long sleeve shirts. It was actually nice though, becus he was able to find some 3/4 sleeve tees, which I think will look a lot better than full sleeves in warm weather.

    He starts asking me why I want them, which I think is a weird question to ask someone. Do you really expect to get a wholesome answer here?

    Anyway, I lie and tell him I have Psoriasis, and he says "Oh, yah, my Dah has thaat, do yah have any joint issues tuue? Where is it? Do you take Humira? No? Why not, don't you have insurance?" It didn't really bother me that much, he was a decent guy who was just curious.. but that's getting pretty personal.


    Anyway, he found a lot of good stuff though. It is kind of nice having a salesperson pick stuff out for you when you don't know what you want.

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