The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-03-23 at 11:20 PM UTC

   #1301
   

   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra 'working' from home

   
   I unemployed from home.
   
   
   I WIN
   
   LOL
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2. 2020-03-23 at 11:22 PM UTC

   #1302
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Technologist Cool, how’s the job looking Aldra? Anything encouraging?

   
   depends on how long the lockdown goes on really. I know they intend to keep me and a few others on, shedding contractors, but it's only gonna be feasible if the lockedown is lifted in a few weeks and given what's going on in the rest of the world... that seems unlikely.
3. 2020-03-23 at 11:24 PM UTC

   #1303
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by aldra depends on how long the lockdown goes on really. I know they intend to keep me and a few others on, shedding contractors, but it's only gonna be feasible if the lockedown is lifted in a few weeks and given what's going on in the rest of the world… that seems unlikely.

   
   
   How strict is your lockdown? When did you guys go into lockdown?
4. 2020-03-23 at 11:25 PM UTC

   #1304
   

   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
   I think it will end soon...image will believe it when she sees it.
5. 2020-03-23 at 11:30 PM UTC

   #1305
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Technologist How strict is your lockdown? When did you guys go into lockdown?

   
   not very at the moment. most shops are still open but all restaurants are takeout only and pubs/clubs/social gatherings are canceled
6. 2020-03-23 at 11:30 PM UTC

   #1306
   

   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
   Aldra hates me
7. 2020-03-23 at 11:33 PM UTC

   #1307
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   I already work from home but not being able to go out sucks, geocaching is impossible right now
8. 2020-03-23 at 11:34 PM UTC

   #1308
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Aldra hates me

   
   why, are you a wario alt?
9. 2020-03-23 at 11:42 PM UTC

   #1309
   

   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra why, are you a wario alt?

   
   No I'm a me....I'm heather.
10. 2020-03-23 at 11:47 PM UTC

    #1310
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    oh. well then it's unlikely I hate uyou
11. 2020-03-23 at 11:48 PM UTC

    #1311
    

    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra oh. well then it's unlikely I hate uyou

    
    Oh good. Let's go build a tree house
12. 2020-03-24 at 12:05 AM UTC

    #1312
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
13. 2020-03-24 at 12:22 AM UTC

    #1313
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    They kept the truck stop gloryholes open here because its an essential business
14. 2020-03-24 at 12:35 AM UTC

    #1314
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    i’m too drunk to read back but OMG covid 19 is wild. i took shrooms the other night and after the peak i started reading articles about it then my vision literally went black like i was dying lol that had me shook.
    
    
    I’m going to be travelling next week for work lol hope i don’t spread shit around or get it spread to me.
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    • MexicanMasterRace, 
    • CASPER, 
    • Octavian
15. 2020-03-24 at 12:39 AM UTC

    #1315
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH i’m too drunk to read back but OMG covid 19 is wild. i took shrooms the other night and after the peak i started reading articles about it then my vision literally went black like i was dying lol that had me shook.
    
    
    I’m going to be travelling next week for work lol hope i don’t spread shit around or get it spread to me.

    
    
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    • aldra, 
    • Sudo, 
    • MexicanMasterRace, 
    • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 
    • CASPER, 
    • Octavian, 
    • ORACLE
16. 2020-03-24 at 1:11 AM UTC

    #1316
    

    frala Avant garde shartist

    Originally posted by Solstice They kept the truck stop gloryholes open here because its an essential business

    
    Lol
17. 2020-03-24 at 4:01 AM UTC

    #1317
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This guy I was in jail with who isn't really a criminal and is just scitzophrenic and violent and didn't want to go to the loony bin has been messaging me scitzophrenically every day for a week now going on about evil people and all kinda crazy stuff. He is intelligent and goes to my mosque and university but this girl seems to have triggered something in him that's making him lose his mind. They definitely read like they're preceding a massive event although I doubt he has firearms. He is a pretty normal dude but I could see him killing people he feels have wronged him.
    
    In other news this attention whore on my fakebook faked having da rona for attn:whore purposes, then took the video down. I hope she actually gets it now
18. 2020-03-24 at 8:33 AM UTC

    #1318
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Technologist Can’t play it Soi.

    
    Grrr Apple users
    
    
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19. 2020-03-24 at 8:56 AM UTC

    #1319
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Nice futbol kick right there
20. 2020-03-24 at 10 AM UTC

    #1320
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm too depressed to play video games